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 7 years ago '11        #101
Two Pistols 18 heat pts18
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yo i dont like Game like that but i thought this was funny when he was dissin 50

"how u gone drop Olivia u only drop dimes" lol
 7 years ago '04        #102
efromthev 2 heat pts
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This is the art of man slaughter, when I'm rockin, I'm more shockin than droppin a boom box in bath water- Crooked I

I'ma put whole in ya bi*ch baby phat too, I'm a star on your head like Baby's tatoo- Crooked I

Joints that sound like feces compared to my sh*t, pen game down they can't survive with, geico bars, a caveman could write. Private on toting things man but got some Ak's that's longer than Greg Oden's Wingspan- Budden

"i know what you rookies about like britney spears when i see you guaranteed pus*y is out- Budden

Forever inhaling the smell of that sweet success, that Calico (khaled) talking say "We the Best", I'm a fan teaser, This chick said who the fu*k died and made you God??? I said Jesus- Royce

Or Roxy Reynolds, I stick into her. She suck c*ck for a living tongue kiss with Murs, But I don't feel anger so like the frame of the nickel plated chrome four five I'ma steel banger (still bang her)- Royce

You fu*kin with the slaughterhouse conglomerad, like catching your parents fu*kin I'll leave you traumatized. - Royce

Hip Hops alive I ain't feeling it, now look me in my eyes and tell me I ain't k!lling it/ Now how can I be the villain when I turn right around and revive what I'm k!llin. - Royce

I thought that all I had to do is pull the pen (pin) out and blow the fu*k up, didnt know they were squeezing my grenade- Royce

Big d!ck bi*ch, big balls, We the kind to supply The Rock like Chris Paul, the same kind that aim nines in sane concious, then we get rid of The Rock like Dwayne Johnson- Royce
 7 years ago '11        #103
Retro 83 heat pts83
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Hard hat? No. But I got the tool on. And you shall be my paper if ever the tool's drawn.

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 7 years ago '11        #104
Two Pistols 18 heat pts18
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 Fade said:
Hard hat? No. But I got the tool on. And you shall be my paper if ever the tool's drawn.

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 7 years ago '05        #105
Switchc2390 10 heat pts10
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what track did he say this in?

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 7 years ago '04        #106
apfam77 
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Yo sh*t ain't gon neva pop like ten gold chains
That's why ya bi*ch blowin on me like nintendo games- P.L.K
 7 years ago '11        #107
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:lachen001: that reminds me of paul wall "i got more karats than bugs bunnys lunch" i lol'd when i heard that
 7 years ago '11        #108
Two Pistols 18 heat pts18
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"I gotta have bucks on the waist/im hungry like a south african wit flies stuck to his face"
"dump a whole clip in ya man's braids/niccas like nelly he made it cool to wear band aids"--Banks again
 7 years ago '04        #109
yo0123yo 148 heat pts148 OP
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anymore? keeep em rollin
 09-06-2011, 09:31 PM         #110
Karamu 
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"My mind's on the scripture
It’s beautiful, I see every line on the picture
So when the leaves rustle/Russell and the c*ck crows/Crowes winter"


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- Jay Electronica
 7 years ago '04        #111
J.BEEZY 10 heat pts10
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i got more foreign shooters than the sacramento kings - banks
 7 years ago '05        #112
anonymous414 
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Her: How old are you?

Me: You can verify my age by counting the rings around my c*ck.
 7 years ago '06        #113
hooligun 12 heat pts12
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i'm a get bucks like milwaukee cuz like sam i could sell
 7 years ago '05        #114
Based_One 87 heat pts87
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I'm on the west-side of Chicago, lookin' for a bust down
And make me put my two arms up, Touchdown!

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I'm on the south-side of Chicago lookin' for a real hoe
I don't see a touchdown, arms up field goal

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 09-06-2011, 10:48 PM         #115
Dr Seuss 
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Eat her till she cry, call it wine and dine
 7 years ago '04        #116
:Z: 
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"Jay gave me the co-sign like I was Rocawear, but be clear I'm not the heir/air. I'm the water, fire and the earth. That means I'm doin dirt, spitting flames and quenching thirst."
 7 years ago '04        #117
dtownboy313 
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beans k!lled this sh*t
Once again it's on, fu*k it we ain't through wit n*ggaz
Twin towers here to ruin n*ggaz
You couldn't break up the towers with Tomjanovich
or Osama bombin' sh*t
We slay n*ggaz wit K's, we the drama men
Get it right young scrap don't even try it boy (boy)
You rather slide down the razor blade slidin' board
I'm a live wire, hoolahoop barb wire
Run through hell with gasoline draws on
You can't mute me put the pause on
My guns shoot like fast-foward's on
And dress cute when the war's off
What you doin' dawg, you playin' wit it
You make your bed right you layin' in it
You keep your ?share? tight you stayin' in it
You bringin' n*ggaz where your kids sleep
I sing to n*ggaz while the kids sleep
Rock-a-bye muthafu*ka.
I hope you high muthafu*ka.
Ready to die muthafu*ka.






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 09-07-2011, 02:40 AM         #118
sourkush 
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"Her mouth is like my house so I guess u can say Im cumin home"
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 7 years ago '05        #119
THEINFAMOUS 19 heat pts19
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Will it ever stop?
YO. I dont know.
Turn off the lights....and ill glow

-Vanilla Ice
 7 years ago '05        #120
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I don't know karate but after the brain i kick em out - weezy

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