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 08-27-2011, 07:54 PM         #81
pande 
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Shoot at ya actors like movie directors -Jay Z 99 Problems
 6 years ago '07        #82
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"You wanna see f!ghts I got a match for you/You couldn't flip sh*t playing in toilets with a spatula"-Em
I could go on for days, those are just some of the ones I could think of real quick[/QUOTE]


what track did he say this in?
 6 years ago '06        #83
FullTimeHustla 17 heat pts17
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the punchline king is lloyd banks PLK


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 08-27-2011, 10:15 PM         #84
buhdarific 
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 6 years ago '11        #85
LetMeBeGreat 57 heat pts57
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Bars too cute to be getting all these mean looks- Joell Ortiz

Is she wrong using him so I can come back or am I wrong for wishing I could get my c*m back- Joe Buddens
 08-27-2011, 10:57 PM         #86
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"You prolly ducked when they layed the gunshot in your song / My Gun St-st-st-stutters when it speaks to ya, utter sh*t to repeat to ya, enough in the clip to give a speech to ya / Me and Premier we kind of the same in ways, we both speak with our hands in dangerous ways / Rap now is a circus of clowns, a whole lot of lip from cliques i prolly rap circles around / Im the next best to reach a peak formally known as the best kept secret - I guess i just leaked it"

"I got regrets older than some of you so called 'vets' "

"Everybody claiming they the best and head the throne, Since BIG is gone - if you ask me, they dead wrong."

"We can go toe to toe cause they calling you hot, stepping around all your punches like 'Thats all you got?!' "


Boom is timeless.
 08-27-2011, 11:40 PM         #87
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Im the type to fuk ur bi*ch and ur Boys Shorty
With no BUZZ you gunna have a LIGHTYEAR like Toy Story
 6 years ago '11        #88
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ok, let's talk about this ice that I'm carryin
all these karats like I'm a fu*kin vegetarian
 6 years ago '11        #89
FcukItImOnOne 
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 kidcurr50 said:
Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up on
That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong

#swag
can't tell if serious...

either way
 6 years ago '05        #90
ThiZZ 157 heat pts157
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you can ask beavis i get nothing but head
 6 years ago '04        #91
yo0123yo 148 heat pts148 OP
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not bad at all so far
 6 years ago '11        #92
Two Pistols 18 heat pts18
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 Affectz said:
My delivery got me buzzin like the pizza man-drizzy
 6 years ago '08        #93
Loyalist 2 heat pts
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Ride or die I do both n*gga, ride to the death, ill acapella the whole left side of ya chest


Treat the hood like myspace need to become friends with the tommy first
 6 years ago '11        #94
Two Pistols 18 heat pts18
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the myspace dude is tom lol but not a bad line tho
 6 years ago '05        #95
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PSA from Jay is filled with some gems.

Couple more.

"Life is a bi*ch but God forbid the bi*ch divorce me" - Nas

"It's the street life, blood on my kicks, sh*t on my knife" - P
 6 years ago '05        #96
bluntednt 43 heat pts43
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"They ain't super or Luigi or Mario, ain't found that power
plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower"

Joey...
 6 years ago '11        #97
Two Pistols 18 heat pts18
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"i used to move snowflakes by the OZ/i guess even back then u could call me CEO of the ROC"--Jay
i mean not the best i have ever heard but was nice IMO.

"everyday got a new bi*ch/when im done wit her look like she dived head first into cool whip/and u only gone wind up dead tryin to prove sh*t/cuz ill put chalk around ya head like a pool stick"--Banks
 6 years ago '06        #98
Bouncer 16 heat pts16
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"I'll appear in your dreams like Freddy do, no kidding you. Even if I stuttered I would still sh-sh-sh*t on you."
 6 years ago '11        #99
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If you was lookin you found us, movin with speed/ tried to play Superman,ended up like Chris Reeves - Memphis Bleek

Cuz on the shelf is where your LP cold stood,because it was no good, that sh*t ain't even go wood- Big L
 08-31-2011, 02:32 PM         #100
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 FcukItImOnOne said:
ok, let's talk about this ice that I'm carryin
all these karats like I'm a fu*kin vegetarian
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