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 7 years ago '11        #62
King Henry 548 heat pts548
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"I'm straight so my girl's a f*ggot"

When I first heard that I was like :omfg:












 08-26-2011, 09:04 PM         #63
yeugkk 
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2 things i never seen, a UFO And a bi*ch i need
 7 years ago '10        #64
knowlege bass 
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Not the best I ever heard, but funny lines that came to me

"Stick to bi*ches walls like I'm Peter Parker"


"And y'all n*ggaz is the worst, like fat chicks with little kicks
If your names not YKK, then get off my d!ck" - Rass Kass

from the same song "Lyrical Swords" ft Gza

"Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swingin through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman" - Rebel INS - Protect Ya Neck


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 08-27-2011, 04:45 AM         #65
sourkush 
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"1 2 3way, 44 makes 8, 9 times outta 10 thats 11 or a 12 gauge, friday the 13th thats the day that hell raise, but yall boys 2 weak -like 14 days"

/thread :agreement6:
 7 years ago '06        #66
lmnop 122 heat pts122
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suck my d!ck...














...bi*ch.
 7 years ago '06        #67
Game375 48 heat pts48
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treat n*ggas like salad bars, address em, and ask em where their carrots are
40 cal
 7 years ago '08        #68
iPunish901 12 heat pts12
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this man right here is highly disappointed. no camron lines, really?
 7 years ago '09        #69
OmenGFX 24 heat pts24
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Not lines, but....these dope.

I used to have a partner in crime by the name of Chuck
We stormed the city, shootin sh*t up like Frank Nitti
We robbed kids and split the dough 50/50
One day we stuck a dice game on the ave, and split the cash
Then I murdered his a.ss and took his half
Because I'm all about ends and skins
When you got dough, you don't need no muthafu*kin friends.

I'm Andre 3k with the intellect, so all you hoe a.ss rappers give me a pimp's respect
I'm leanin like Pimp C, doin my thing, respect it
I'm Bun B from an Underground King's perspective
My flows should be forbidden, I freestyled one time and Nas told me "It Was Written"
Just kiddin, if I'm leavin you out...well it's a Hard Knock Life, no Reasonable Doubt.
 7 years ago '11        #70
Shmiddy 24 heat pts24
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far from broke got enough bread, and mad hoes ask beavis i get nothin but head

my closet full of heat i dont neva needa match


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 7 years ago '04        #71
yo0123yo 148 heat pts148 OP
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nice, keep em comin!
 7 years ago '10        #72
rdrake 30 heat pts30
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"sometimes I blow my own mind like nirvana" - BIG PUN

"my rap lines are like land minds one step kaboom black suits fill the room" - B.I.G.
 7 years ago '11        #73
King Henry 548 heat pts548
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"I don't need a subpeona, my p*nis is cleaner. Twin glocks twin shots, Venus and Serena."

Affion Crockett as Camron
 7 years ago '11        #74
tfc1193 71 heat pts71
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"I"ll Acapella the whole left side of his chest"

- Joe Budden
 08-27-2011, 12:30 PM         #75
LaRy BLanco 
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"Dead In The Middle Of Little Italy
Little did we know every Riddle to Middle Men who Didnt do Didaly"
Big Pun


"Smocking madd new ports cuz im doin court for an a.ssault that I cought in Bridge Port New York"
Notorious BIG


"They say pus*y and Paper is Poetry Power and Pistols
Plottin on murderin motherfu*kers before they get you
Picturing Pitiful Punk n*ggaz coppin Pleas
Puffin weed as I position myself to clock Gs"
the GOAT 2Pac


"Imma Super Gangster, I fly off hayes
im invisible, nobody aint see me in days
I'll crush every bone in you, If I ain't get paid
Got a gun with a laser that shoot out grenades"
Styles P



"Gotta bi*ch named Superhead, she give super head
just moved in the building even gave the Super head
I kopp big guns that spit super lead
so play Superman, end up super dead"
Jadakiss
 7 years ago '04        #76
flowmatic 6 heat pts
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 ~triple i~ said:
crooked i
royce
 7 years ago '10        #77
SmoothTay 23 heat pts23
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" They said try me ? bi*ch they must of told you wrong.. You better off fu*king Magic wit no Trojan
on"




 7 years ago '05        #78
Gremlin 1107 heat pts1107
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"Dead In The Middle Of Little Italy
Little did we know every Riddle to Middle Men who Didnt do Didaly"
Big Pun


"Smocking madd new ports cuz im doin court for an a.ssault that I cought in Bridge Port New York"
Notorious BIG


"They say pus*y and Paper is Poetry Power and Pistols
Plottin on murderin motherfu*kers before they get you
Picturing Pitiful Punk n*ggaz coppin Pleas
Puffin weed as I position myself to clock Gs"
the GOAT 2Pac


"Imma Super Gangster, I fly off hayes
im invisible, nobody aint see me in days
I'll crush every bone in you, If I ain't get paid
Got a gun with a laser that shoot out grenades"
Styles P



"Gotta bi*ch named Superhead, she give super head
just moved in the building even gave the Super head
I kopp big guns that spit super lead
so play Superman, end up super dead"
Jadakiss
lol @ this fools idea of 'punchlines'
 08-27-2011, 02:10 PM         #79
mikeyajeto 
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Jesus died at age 33, there's 33 shots
From twin Glocks there's sixteen apiece, that's 32
Which means one of my guns was holding 17
27 hit your crew. 6 went into you





 7 years ago '11        #80
jackiiexgarciia 
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Be too nice and people take you for a dummy
So nowadays he ain't so friendly
Actually they wouldn't even made a worthy enemy
Read the signs: no feeding the baboon
Seeing as how they got ya back bleeding from the stab wounds
Ya'll know the dance, they smile in ya face, ya'll know the glance
Try to put 'em on, they blow the chance
Never let your so-called mans know ya plans
(How many of us have them?)a show of hands


- MF Doom – Deep Fried Frendz
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