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 7 years ago '05        #41
Left Hook 28 heat pts28
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 ReallyTho said:
kill self


no drake or wayne line needed in this thread

especially that wack sh*t u listed
Not the greatest, but...

I've perfected my Kraft using more sess,
Tryn'a make some cheese off a single is a process.
Get it? Kraft, single, cheese, process
Sit back and admire the talent that I possess

- Drake

 08-26-2011, 07:33 PM         #42
Cowboys All Day 
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 Left Hook said:
Not the greatest, but...

I've perfected my Kraft using more sess,
Tryn'a make some cheese off a single is a process.
Get it? Kraft, single, cheese, process
Sit back and admire the talent that I possess

- Drake

Any time the artist says "get it"? = automatic DQ, fu*kin lames...
 7 years ago '05        #43
Left Hook 28 heat pts28
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 Perplexity said:
Any time the artist says "get it"? = automatic DQ, fu*kin lames...
If Faith had twins she'd probably have 2Pac's
Get it? Two...Pacs- BIG

So Biggie's a lame. OK, weirdo
 7 years ago '09        #44
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Swinging the guillotine, cause whenever the head is severed...
From the human body with a sharp enough weapon...
The brain remains conscious for ten seconds...
Long enough for me to give you one last message...
And when you get to Hell you can tell Lucifer I said it...


>>>>>>>>>> Everything in this thread.
 7 years ago '10        #45
keezy504 19 heat pts19
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 Perplexity said:
Any time the artist says "get it"? = automatic DQ, fu*kin lames...
Actually that was pretty good! But Drakes best punchline has to be

I could relate to kids going straight to the league
when they recognise that you got what it takes to succeed
and thats around the time that your idols become your rivals
you make friends with Mike but gotta AI him for your survival


that ish had me like :agreement6:
 7 years ago '11        #46
Gou 
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 MichaelKnight said:
a dude said i'd be the illest when pigs fly, that must be true cuz look swine flu (flew).
I know someone that said something like that to.. wonder if we are thinking of the same rapper
 7 years ago '09        #47
RaIVIpAG3x 3 heat pts
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 Southern_Boi said:
A punchline thread went 3 pages without one person sayin "Ask Beavis I get nothin but head". All the New York n*ggas left boxden?
i was gonna post that just now

" I only roll with orginators
Chicks stick to my d!ck like magnets on refrigerators " - Big L

" "fu*kin chicks is a rule
If my girl think I'm loyal then that bi*ch is a fool" - Big L

" You f*** around I'll blow your brains on my New York Times
Run home turn to the sports section and read your mind " - 50

" im afraid of the future you respect the one shot i respect the shooter. " - Hov

" Nowhere to run, hide, I'll find you and and silence your screams/And even if you k!ll me I'll still be in your fu*kin dreams " - pun

" So be advised, the streets is full of surprises/It's not what crew's the livest/One that survive is who's the wisest "

" I'm the MC to fear and run from
Shocking so much, you think I'm using a stun gun
I hold the title ‘cause I'm the cool champ
If rap was money, you'd be rated as a food stamp " - Lord finesse
 7 years ago '04        #48
yo0123yo 148 heat pts148 OP
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 ~Triple I~ said:
Swinging the guillotine, cause whenever the head is severed...
From the human body with a sharp enough weapon...
The brain remains conscious for ten seconds...
Long enough for me to give you one last message...
And when you get to Hell you can tell Lucifer I said it...


>>>>>>>>>> Everything in this thread.
 7 years ago '04        #49
bwayne1124 
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I'm warnin you, me versus you, I hurt you
My balance enables me to squaredance in a circle -Canibus

Who in the hell wanna battle, the ill mathematical?
My motherfu*kin' brain is IBM compatible! -Canibus

The waterproof emcee,
Ras blessed the mic faster than Ramadan in mach 3 -Ras Kass

Cowards pull tools but scared to take shots
Expected to die soon like Michael J. Fox -Chino Xl

We go back to back and bring pleasure to mics
Y'all only go back to back just to measure your height -Wordsworth
 7 years ago '04        #50
killacag 81 heat pts81
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-Dont call us if the bi*ches aint flawless, if they are then we gon hang like aretha franklin braless

-What jay say? Let the bi*ch breath, if she aint ride ordie let the bi*ch breeze, let her pick up and leave, got another diva on my arm call that a trick up my sleeve

-the drunk me can box like the sober you, the sober you be more nervous then wakka flakka in the voting booth

-when the new generation think about jordan, all they remember is when inverson crossed him, take off the blazer and loosen up the tie, n*gga fell inlove and superman died, better learn to cover your ears when the toys pop, i hate your last single and none of your boys ROC ( dissin Jay Z)


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 7 years ago '09        #51
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 killacag said:
Dont call us if the bi*ches aint flawless, if they are then we gon hang like aretha franklin braless


What jay say? Let the bi*ch breath, if she aint ride ordie let the bi*ch breeze, let her pick up and leave, got another diva on my arm call that a trick up my sleeve
Crooked I
 08-26-2011, 08:31 PM         #52
I ito I 
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lifes a midget so try n live it up
 7 years ago '09        #53
RaIVIpAG3x 3 heat pts
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 I ito I said:
lifes a midget so try n live it up
 7 years ago '06        #54
Affectz 164 heat pts164
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I love it when u give me head ,I hate it when u give me headaches-J.cole from "Big pimpin part 2"
 7 years ago '11        #55
King Henry 548 heat pts548
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 Affectz said:
I love it when u give me head ,I hate it when u give me headaches-J.cole from "Big pimpin part 2"
 08-26-2011, 08:49 PM         #56
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While I'm watchin every n*** watchin me closely
my sh*t is butter for the bread they wanna toast me...HOV
 08-26-2011, 08:55 PM         #57
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Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up on
That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong

#swag
 7 years ago '09        #58
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Safe to say no one's gonna top the lines I posted, soo...

*leaves thread*
 08-26-2011, 08:57 PM         #59
Ca$h Out 
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"call connect get all the techs, im vexed this n*ggas stall for s3x lost respect, lets off his neck"
 7 years ago '11        #60
BuckedCrazy 47 heat pts47
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"I son/sun n*ggas like its day time" Game
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