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 6 years ago '11        #21
BuckedCrazy 46 heat pts46
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"Took the game to school now Im bout to cap and gown it got a circle of success you can say Im well rounded" Wayne
 08-26-2011, 06:49 PM         #22
TheMob 
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I disagreed with my shadow when we got on twitter/
Don't like being followed so I shot that n*gga/

Joe Budden.
 08-26-2011, 06:52 PM         #23
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 TheMob said:
I disagreed with my shadow when we got on twitter/
Don't like being followed so I shot that n*gga/

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thats the worst punchline in this thread by far
 08-26-2011, 06:56 PM         #24
TheMob 
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That's the best so far
 08-26-2011, 06:57 PM         #25
I ito I 
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im so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet >>>>>>>>>>>
 6 years ago '06        #26
DrockSteady 44 heat pts44
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how we gonna talk about punchlines and not bring up the father of punchlines?

chances Big Daddy Kane said some sh*t and another n*gga flipped it around


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 6 years ago '08        #27
Future 44 heat pts44
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"i know the watch botherin ya vision, but reach n i'll put a dot on yo forehead like its park of your religion"

Banks :wow:

"rappers flying high then got suicidal, imitate Jim Jones, end up like Cory Lidle"

Joe Budden

"Just when i gather its dead, i gotta knock on wood like Hank Gathers head"

Joey Buddens
 6 years ago '11        #28
pbballin 20 heat pts20
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"Talk about birds, cuz my hun a.ss bigger/you in the pursuit of happiness....bum a.ss n*gga"


"ya manz aint gonna have no time to warn you/besides from that hoodie there aint no 9's on you"


"them hammers unload quick, my new sh*t is home invasion,find your wifey like anna nicole smith"



JOEYYYYYYY
 08-26-2011, 07:46 PM         #29
sourkush 
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n*gga Buddens is trashh!!
 6 years ago '10        #30
SmoothTay 23 heat pts23
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Similar to Jason ... You Point at the God/Guard.. You must have an appointment wit God...
A meeting wit allah or maybe a hot date wit Satan..you n*ggas is food I got hot plates for hating


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 08-26-2011, 07:52 PM         #31
Karamu 
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you was never sh*t, your mother should have swallowed you
 08-26-2011, 07:54 PM         #32
Cowboys All Day 
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"Act hard , n ill clap-you-dawg , turn ya adams-apple to apple-sauce " - cass

"fu*kin punk, you aint a leader what? nobody followed you, you was neva sh*t, ya mother shoulda swallowed you" - Big L

"I got techniques dripping out my butt checks/Sleep on my stomach so I don't fu*k up my sheets" - biggie

"I ask a bi*ch who's her man, She said "B-I-G" then I busted in her E-Y-E!" - biggie

"You wanna see f!ghts I got a match for you/You couldn't flip sh*t playing in toilets with a spatula"-Em

"I was skooled how to tuck, hide and hold the fifth/How to crush, cut, divide and supply the sniff" - AZ

"I jerk off inside books and give life to words/leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard" - immortal technique

I could go on for days, those are just some of the ones I could think of real quick
 6 years ago '10        #33
hustlershope84 
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Yall scared I can tell, and I'mma get Bucks like Milwaukee cause like Sam I can sell.
 08-26-2011, 08:01 PM         #34
Cowboys All Day 
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 Str8Evo3Racer said:
All this are Garbage and u call urself hip hop heads fu*k Boxden for reals!
So are you gonna post something relevant or just sit there in your chair bein mad?
 08-26-2011, 08:01 PM         #35
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i brewed her, boozed her.. you woulda thought the Bulls playin
i didnt know her, but then the D rose she was like Dang!

Brewer, Boozer, Noah, Rose, Deng DAMMNNN
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 6 years ago '06        #36
Southern_Boi 
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A punchline thread went 3 pages without one person sayin "Ask Beavis I get nothin but head". All the New York n*ggas left boxden?
 08-26-2011, 08:09 PM         #37
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 FeRNFReSH said:


i brewed her, boozed her.. you woulda thought the Bulls playin
i didnt know her, but then the D rose she was like Dang!

Brewer, Boozer, Noah, Rose, Deng DAMMNNN
@hollowdadon
Out of all battles u post that weak sh*t and its a difference between punchlines and word play smh
 08-26-2011, 08:10 PM         #38
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"I got all these n*ggas bitin, its like without Cass yall wouldnt have no bars, im like a liquor license"
 6 years ago '10        #39
Kool Aid 8 heat pts
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"Need an ark, I Noah guy"

 6 years ago '05        #40
SyDuck 8 heat pts
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I'll have you lookin at defeat like a foot doctor"
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