Best punchlines you have ever heard

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 7 years ago '04        #1
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yo0123yo 148 heat pts148
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Best punchlines you have ever heard
 

 
They wanna kno why i'm so fly
a girl asked me for a ring, and i put one around her whole eye
-Big L

i know you work out got your chest and back all nice
but this 12 guage will put your 6 pack on ice
-Jadakiss

I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I'm a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well
-Hova

im hot now so my meals are home cooked
i deal with more hos than a chinese phonebook.
-Banks

166 comments for "Best punchlines you have ever heard"

 08-26-2011, 04:26 PM         #2
sourkush 
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Im known 2 ride wit 3 Ks like I hate n*ggas

lmao
 7 years ago '04        #3
yo0123yo 148 heat pts148 OP
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 sourkush said:
Im known 2 ride wit 3 Ks like I hate n*ggas

lmao
 7 years ago '10        #4
SmoothTay 23 heat pts23
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So many I can't name one
 7 years ago '04        #5
yo0123yo 148 heat pts148 OP
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 SmoothTay said:
So many I can't name one
u can name more than 1
 7 years ago '04        #6
TrueWest_1 1 heat pts
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You mad cuz I got my own shoe?/ And my n*ggas take shots for the game (Game) like MJ do? - Game

he was referring to when his boy got shot in the leg by 50's security

(didn't want to give a line we all heard before)
 7 years ago '05        #7
Gremlin 1107 heat pts1107
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Vakill....
Copywrite....
Apathy...

Etc Etc

The one that k!lled everyone was

"Big Pun Was Never Underground..........but he is now" - Sage Francis
 08-26-2011, 04:39 PM         #8
deLeet 
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I'm like a dog- I never speak, but I understand
 7 years ago '07        #9
clipse_designz 
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"I'm k!llin y'all n*ggaz on this lyrical sh*t. Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips."

- Kanye West


 7 years ago '04        #10
yo0123yo 148 heat pts148 OP
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banks, cassidy and big L got some raw punchlines
 08-26-2011, 04:44 PM         #11
sourkush 
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Im in a class by myself like they went on a field trip
 7 years ago '04        #12
slapaho 2 heat pts
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a few that popped in my head thinkin quick are..

if the 9 dont get'em like that show after blind date yall know the fifth will (wheel) -40 cal.

why did the lil girl put a goldfish in her pocket? so she could smell like the big girls. -suga free

cuz i dont paint on the canvas i slap rappers on it - copywrite

wanna shoot a video bring a pistol to blockbuster-cage
 7 years ago '04        #13
yo0123yo 148 heat pts148 OP
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 slapaho said:
a few that popped in my head thinkin quick are..

if the 9 dont get'em like that show after blind date yall know the fifth will (wheel) -40 cal.

why did the lil girl put a goldfish in her pocket? so she could smell like the big girls. -suga free

cuz i dont paint on the canvas i slap rappers on it - copywrite

wanna shoot a video bring a pistol to blockbuster-cage
 7 years ago '11        #14
BuckedCrazy 47 heat pts47
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"on the block like dwight Howard pocket full of white powder n*ggas hated me in the hood I call it white power"
 7 years ago '06        #15
Affectz 163 heat pts163
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My delivery got me buzzin like the pizza man-drizzy
 7 years ago '04        #16
TrueWest_1 1 heat pts
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 slapaho said:
a few that popped in my head thinkin quick are..

if the 9 dont get'em like that show after blind date yall know the fifth will (wheel) -40 cal.

why did the lil girl put a goldfish in her pocket? so she could smell like the big girls. -suga free

cuz i dont paint on the canvas i slap rappers on it - copywrite

wanna shoot a video bring a pistol to blockbuster-cage
 08-26-2011, 05:21 PM         #17
oG SneakerHead 
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A lot of n*ggas run the sprint, but they never win the race- Nipsey Hussle

Did too much dirt to talk to God, now a days I get the dial tone- K.R.I.T.

Gold ropes for the crew, chrome spokes on my coupe, two seata.. then I take off the roof like Katrina-Nipsey Hussle. Ya'll sleepin' on dude.
 7 years ago '06        #18
Affectz 163 heat pts163
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 ReallyTho said:
kill self


no drake or wayne line needed in this thread

especially that wack sh*t u listed
I see u even hating on banks when it comes to punchlines,ok bro
 7 years ago '11        #19
BuckedCrazy 47 heat pts47
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"we just fu*ked on the first night Ima call her JJ cause I know that sh*t was dynamite"Webbie
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 7 years ago '04        #20
yo0123yo 148 heat pts148 OP
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 Affectz said:
I see u even hating on banks when it comes to punchlines,ok bro
banks is one of the punchline kings along with cassidy...and yea please no wayne punchlines..
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