Breaking news out of the Dallas Cowboys practice... #notreal #jokes

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 7 years ago '05        #21
Santoro 12 heat pts12
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Shaun Alexander is the best back in football. Him and Tiki. Shaun rushed for 1800 yards. C'mon. Hall of famer.
 7 years ago '06        #22
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Oh good one, never heard it before. Kinda like this one.



Mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. The judge asks baby bear, "Who do you want to live with?"

Baby bear says, "I don't want to live with mama bear. She beats me."

Judge says, "Okay, so you want to live with papa bear?"

Baby bear says, "No, he beats me too!"

Judge (frustrated at this point), "Well then, who do you want to live with?"

Baby bear, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears! They never beat anybody."
 7 years ago '08        #23
VerbalAssassin 105 heat pts105
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Stop me if you've heard this one:

How do you keep (name of team you don't like) off of your lawn?


























Put up goal posts! *rimshot*
 7 years ago '07        #24
sonof504 3 heat pts
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this joke is older then the n*gga that r*ped me 30 years ago
 7 years ago '10        #25
MistaKlean 1 heat pts
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you dumbass. here's a stat for ya:

"Once Garrett took over, in the final eight games of last season, only the New England Patriots scored more touchdowns. And that was with Jon Kitna at quarterback, a banged-up Dez Bryant and a brutal offensive line. " -ESPN
 7 years ago '10        #26
Dun Dada 
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Really yall gonna use the same jokes every year. Still funny tho but I dont think they will find trouble in finding the end zone this year.
 7 years ago '07        #27
shaans27 18 heat pts18 OP
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 MistaKlean said:
you dumbass. here's a stat for ya:

"Once Garrett took over, in the final eight games of last season, only the New England Patriots scored more touchdowns. And that was with Jon Kitna at quarterback, a banged-up Dez Bryant and a brutal offensive line. " -ESPN
Thank you Stat Boy! They were also last in defense, so there's that as well!
 7 years ago '04        #28
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Yeah the joke doesnt make any sense right now... Only made sense last year when the Cowboys started the season without scoring an offensive touchdown in like 3 or 4 games or some sh*t like that
 7 years ago '05        #29
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lmao fu*k y'all up tight bastards that sh*t was funny...
 08-15-2011, 01:30 PM         #30
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I'm laughing, because if you told somebody this joke, they could easily a.ssume it's a drug related thing, instead of a way of getting at Dallas and Romo's int ability.
 7 years ago '04        #31
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Although I've seen this joke for countless teams in the past few years, it never fails to have me
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