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 6 years ago '06        #41
aussie08 1 heat pts
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 Art Barr said:
I was leavin Wal-Mart after putting some minutes on my phone. The dude must have seen me buying the minutes in the store because when I got outside I heard him in the parking lot behind me say "You buy enough minutes for me?"

I turned around and was like "Nah, you gotta get your own," thinkin he was just jokin and saying I shoulda bought some minutes to go on his phone too. He walked up and shook my hand and introduced himself and we spent like 20 minutes just talking about everything from baseball to Dave Chapelle. Here's where it gets weird.

It was cold outside so I was about to get in the car bounce and he was like "Hey man, you think I could call you some time?" I said cool cuz he could be new in town and want someone to grab beer and wings with, so I gave him my number. He had this grin on his face and gave me a hug when I was about to dap him up.

As I step into my car and he had walked away like 15 feet he turned around and said "HEY!" I didn't know who it was at first cuz the dude I talked to sounded kinda like Royce 5'9 but the voice I heard sounded like Richard Simmons or some sh*t. But yeah I turned my head and it was the same dude. I guess he was puttin on with the voice.

I was like "What's good". He said "I'm Gay" with this "and what n*gga" type of attitude with a grin on his face like he was taking a stand and sh*t. Like he was a chick who was saying I can't get the a.ss but she really wants you to and says no with a grin. He asked if it's still cool to call and without even thinking I was like "Yeah man, no problem".

He smiled and was like "Okay talk to you soon"

F*ck man. I told my girl and she asked was he cute. I told her he was attractive but chill out with that gay sh*t. The only good part is that I hardly ever use my phone, I mainly have it cuz you never know. I don't make too many social calls, people usual hit me on the two-way pager for that. I'll only go out with him if it's in a public place like buffalo wild wings or something to watch the playoff games or something lol. Don't want people thinking I'm gay.
 6 years ago '05        #42
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 07-07-2011, 01:20 PM         #43
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kindergarden rhymes............ fuk out of here with dat
 6 years ago '10        #44
jbn2233 2 heat pts
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Drakes a f*g and so are his queer fans
 6 years ago '10        #45
Delbert Mengel 28 heat pts28
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i don't even know what he's saying with that line
 6 years ago '08        #46
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 Cheesypoof said:


is this a real line?


it can't be.
 6 years ago '06        #47
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...is that n*gga doin a kissing pose in that picture tho? wow
 6 years ago '04        #48
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 Cheesypoof said:


is this a real line?
 MAKAVELI2199 said:

it can't be.



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go to 2:01

 6 years ago '09        #49
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 6 years ago '09        #50
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 Nathan Copeland said:

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He fu*ked Your Mom
that pic would make a funny a.ss meme
 6 years ago '04        #51
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 Kontrast0 said:
that pic would make a funny a.ss meme

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 6 years ago '10        #52
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 Swisher sweet said:

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Good thing I put my cup down. Damn near spit juice all over my laptop. That pic is hilarious.
 07-07-2011, 01:43 PM         #53
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 LightsOut said:




go to 2:01

:rolllaugh :

he made that long pause too like the sh*t went hard haha
 6 years ago '05        #54
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 Art Barr said:
I was leavin Wal-Mart after putting some minutes on my phone. The dude must have seen me buying the minutes in the store because when I got outside I heard him in the parking lot behind me say "You buy enough minutes for me?"

I turned around and was like "Nah, you gotta get your own," thinkin he was just jokin and saying I shoulda bought some minutes to go on his phone too. He walked up and shook my hand and introduced himself and we spent like 20 minutes just talking about everything from baseball to Dave Chapelle. Here's where it gets weird.

It was cold outside so I was about to get in the car bounce and he was like "Hey man, you think I could call you some time?" I said cool cuz he could be new in town and want someone to grab beer and wings with, so I gave him my number. He had this grin on his face and gave me a hug when I was about to dap him up.

As I step into my car and he had walked away like 15 feet he turned around and said "HEY!" I didn't know who it was at first cuz the dude I talked to sounded kinda like Royce 5'9 but the voice I heard sounded like Richard Simmons or some sh*t. But yeah I turned my head and it was the same dude. I guess he was puttin on with the voice.

I was like "What's good". He said "I'm Gay" with this "and what n*gga" type of attitude with a grin on his face like he was taking a stand and sh*t. Like he was a chick who was saying I can't get the a.ss but she really wants you to and says no with a grin. He asked if it's still cool to call and without even thinking I was like "Yeah man, no problem".

He smiled and was like "Okay talk to you soon"

F*ck man. I told my girl and she asked was he cute. I told her he was attractive but chill out with that gay sh*t. The only good part is that I hardly ever use my phone, I mainly have it cuz you never know. I don't make too many social calls, people usual hit me on the two-way pager for that. I'll only go out with him if it's in a public place like buffalo wild wings or something to watch the playoff games or something lol. Don't want people thinking I'm gay.
no wonder ya shorty punched u in the face
 6 years ago '10        #55
SmoothTay 23 heat pts23
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at that n*gga story on the first page. n*gga said he got a prepaid phone and two way pager

 07-07-2011, 02:05 PM         #56
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I completely forgot this guy made music.
But he's gettin' pu$$y, good for him.
 6 years ago '10        #57
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this dude sounds like he's really trying hard to convince himself he's having a good time
 6 years ago '11        #58
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I'm glad the cat on the first page chose this thread to come out of the closet in....
 6 years ago '04        #59
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 LightsOut said:

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Drake stays winning
 6 years ago '04        #60
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this thread is making me short futures for bananas
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