Entire Heat roster skipped Bosh's bachelor party (dude went to a magic show)

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 7 years ago '08        #1
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Dee Grande 1269 heat pts1269
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Entire Heat roster skipped Bosh's bachelor party (dude went to a magic show)
 

 


LeBron James(notes), Dwyane Wade(notes), and all other members of the Miami Heat skipped out on Chris Bosh's(notes) bachelor party, and considering the entertainment provided, we can't blame them.

Nothing against Chris Bosh. He's a heck of a basketball player, he overcame quite a bit to work his way into a sound first season with the Miami Heat, and the man's a bit of a clotheshorse. He's also getting married soon -- congrats! -- and you know what that means, guys. Bachelor party! All skeevy shots and skeevier showings of skin and party buses and hopefully a few fistf!ghts tossed in before everyone goes to incoherently order fried food early the next morning.

Chris likes to go big, though. Which is why his four-day long bachelor party included a trip to see … Criss Angel. Oh, Chris.

This is why Jarrett Jack(notes) and Pops Mensah-Bonsu(notes) were the two NBA players that tagged along, and not LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. Apparently Criss Angel is even too tacky for the two brains behind the tackiest NBA event we can remember, and they chose to let Chris, Jarrett, and Pops hang with the former Mr. Cooper.

Yes, the trip included a Mark Curry standup comedy performance. The New York Post has the rest of the details:

NBA star Chris Bosh's Las Vegas bachelor party, dubbed "The Hangover 3," was a four-day bro-down on the Strip involving guns, booze, red meat and magic over the weekend. "It was everything these guys don't get to do during the season," said a source close to the 12-man party posse, including New Orleans Hornets Jarrett Jack and Pops Mensah-Bonsu. They landed in Sin City Thursday and headed straight to a shooting range to blow off steam before moving to N9NE Steak house. Friday included dinner at Lavo before Criss Angel's show, "Believe." Angel pulled Bosh onstage to make him part of the act, and later levitated before the Miami Heat player's crew backstage.

Actually, these guys get to do this just about whenever they want during the season, just not for four days in a row. Secondly, don't call anything, ever again, a "bro-down," New York Post. Lastly, how much do you NOT want to be part of that traveling crew? Did they all have matching "Hangover 3" t-shirts?

I also like how the Post passes off Angel's "levitation" as fact, as if he really did it, and it wasn't some sort of illusion, Michael.

No word on whether or not LeBron and D-Wade were later spotted in London, sipping a Pimm's Cup and watching the Men's Quarterfinals at Wimbledon.


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 You wouldn’t want to go to Chris Bosh’s bachelor party, either - Ball Don't Lie - NBA*Blog - Yahoo! Sports

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this n*gga probably didn't interact with a single woman during this "party" image

154 comments for "Entire Heat roster skipped Bosh's bachelor party (dude went to a magic show)"

 7 years ago '04        #2
Liquid-Science 28 heat pts28
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Bron and Wade just let that n*gga on the team because he's good...they know he's gay and don't be hangin out with him and sh*t
 7 years ago '05        #3
ReppinDaBurghh 55 heat pts55
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 7 years ago '07        #4
keithbm1111 97 heat pts97
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if this is all true,

- awful idea for a bachelor party
-pretty fu*ked up lebron and wade didnt go, even though it didnt sound fun
- feel kind of bad for Bosh that his teammates didnt go
 7 years ago '11        #5
Backflipz 84 heat pts84
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Bosh takes another L
 7 years ago '07        #6
Eddie..|M 12 heat pts12
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Musta had that party in the 4th quarter
 7 years ago '10        #7
lboog1423 298 heat pts298
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thats the worse bachelor party ever.....if the sh*t was one night id say it was fkd up for his teammates not to go. But that boring a.ss sh*t was four damn nights


only Chris Bosh would want to be wit his n*ggas for 4 days 24/7
 7 years ago '04        #8
nitetrain8601 23 heat pts23
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damn Noah is a loner on that squad. wade was his best friend last year. this year he's ghost
 7 years ago '09        #9
TriniSoldier 69 heat pts69
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 nitetrain8601 said:
damn Noah is a loner on that squad. wade was his best friend last year. this year he's ghost








anyway, the off court chemistry that team got is so terrible its not even funny
 7 years ago '05        #10
2 Pistolz 13 heat pts13
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I don't feel bad for Bosh, because maybe he didn't even invite them? It's obvious he doesn't fit in. Let him do him. He's a good dude.
 7 years ago '05        #11
StateProperty88 34 heat pts34
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 7 years ago '06        #12
SuppaSlick 3 heat pts
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If you read the whole article it dont even seem that bad...but thats prolly because it involves steak and booze...
 7 years ago '05        #13
2 Pistolz 13 heat pts13
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 TriniSoldier said:








anyway, the off court chemistry that team got is so terrible its not even funny
Based on Dwyane Wade and LeBron James not setting aside 4 consecutive days in the middle of their summer to fly to Vegas for a Magic Show?

I hate when people talk out of their a.ss when they have no clue what's going on. This team's "off court chemistry" has never been an issue.

Now if no one from the Heat attends the actual wedding that's another story. Speculate then.
 7 years ago '09        #14
TriniSoldier 69 heat pts69
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 2 Pistolz said:
Based on Dwyane Wade and LeBron James not setting aside 4 consecutive days in the middle of their summer to fly to Vegas for a Magic Show?

I hate when people talk out of their a.ss when they have no clue what's going on. This team's "off court chemistry" has never been an issue.

Now if they don't attend the actual wedding that's another story. Speculate then.
You just said he don't fit in with them, and seconds later now it's never been an issue? iight my G, but you right on one thing, the wedding attendance will say a lot, especially if he doens't have it in miami so that they would have to actually put in some effort to go.
 7 years ago '08        #15
Imagin3 3 heat pts
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 Eddie.. said:
Musta had that party in the 4th quarter
 7 years ago '05        #16
Rubix 
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Lmaoooooooooooo ultimate L
 7 years ago '06        #17
hood135 2 heat pts
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I'm sure he had strippers over for the homies though....hopefully
 7 years ago '05        #18
s4s|M 23 heat pts23
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he prob had a stag party or some sh*t with bron and them, then had a trip with his close friends, not teammates. lol yall acting like youre best friends with all your coworkers. wouldnt be surprised if he aint even invite them.

that doesnt change the fact that the party sounded like it sucked, just saying.
 7 years ago '04        #19
justinjones 310 heat pts310
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maybe he didn't ask them to come


but that does sound like the worst bachelor party ever
 7 years ago '07        #20
JamcnPrettyboy 98 heat pts98
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i'm sure strip clubs and gambling was in there too. he's still a battyfish though.


and i dont think he's close to wade and bron. he didn't even go to wades bday party earlier this year.
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