Apr 23 - Man sent to jail, after ejaculat!ing in co-worker's water bottle

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Apr 23 - Man sent to jail, after ejaculat!ing in co-worker's water bottle
 

 

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A man convicted of ejaculating in a female co-worker's water bottle was sentenced to six months in jail and must register as a s3x offender for life, a judge ruled.

Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm also put Michael Kevin Lallana, of Fullerton, Calif., on probation for three years, The Orange County Register reported.

On two different occasions, the 32-year-old Lallana secretly ejaculated into the woman's water bottle, cops said.

Lallana and the woman were employees of Northwestern Mutual Financial Network, although they barely spoke to each other in four years of working together, the woman testified.

Asked for his motives, Lallana admitted to defiling his coworker's bottle as a form of s3xual gratification.

"It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone," he told Orange County investigators.

The victim, a 29-year-old executive a.ssistant identified only as Tiffany G., first began to suspect something was wrong earlier this year when she took a sip from the bottle a noticed a strange taste.

After the same thing happened a few months later, she took the bottle to a private lab, where scientists found semen in the water.

Police began an investigation, and Lallana eventually confessed. A subsequent DNA test confirmed his semen was in the woman's bottle.

During the trial, Lallana's lawyer argued that his client acted out of immaturity and not for s3xual purposes. The judge wasn't buying it and and gave Lallana the max.

"I've spent many days crying and not sleeping," the woman testified. "I feel it was a form of r*pe. I hate seeing him. I hate him seeing me."

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 Man sent to jail, forced to register as a s3x offender after ejaculating in co-worker's water bottle

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 7 years ago '07        #2
wtr1906 45 heat pts45
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Damn, dudes out here bustin' nuts in the FIJI
 7 years ago '04        #3
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In jail, he'll be the water bottle.
 04-23-2011, 11:05 AM         #4
Old Man Quillis 
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^^^^^

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 04-23-2011, 11:12 AM         #5
Hawkins 
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I remember seeing this a few months ago unless this same fool did it again
 7 years ago '10        #6
Pete Butter 2 heat pts
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disgusting :disdain2:
 04-23-2011, 11:26 AM         #7
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lmfao wow
 7 years ago '05        #8
knowTHEledge 30 heat pts30
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Lmfao these comments are gold already.
 7 years ago '09        #9
K0ntrast 63 heat pts63
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Wonder if he goin to county or the pen
 7 years ago '10        #10
StoopidVillinz 21 heat pts21
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had shorty drinkin salt water
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 7 years ago '05        #12
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i dont get it she couldnt see it in the water bottle? wtf? this bi*ch drinkin water from a thermos or sum sh*t? and according to her she drank it more than once after a strange taste?? bi*ch, that taste was not strange to you!!!

i mean wat he did was nasty and wrong, but i think they kinda went all in on him. 6 months AND s3x offender registry? sh*t seem more of like maybe 1 week in prison and 100 hours of community service or sumthin. now he's gonna tell everyone he live in the hood and those ppl will b hiding their children
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 04-23-2011, 12:39 PM         #14
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guess she don't like tang
 04-23-2011, 12:39 PM         #15
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LMAO LMAO! WTF he say it's the closest he could get to someone that good looking without tampering with HIS MARRIAGE?! So popping one off in the chicks water bottle was the next best thing? He can't just beat in the bathroom like "normal" folks.
 7 years ago '09        #16
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The world is a strange a.ss place.
 7 years ago '10        #17
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Good thing he wasn't a black dude or else Kim would've been all like






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 7 years ago '08        #18
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this news is old, or was that another story last year?
 7 years ago '08        #19
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I guess she had it cumming to her.
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succs to been her husband.
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