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 5 years ago '05        #1
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Sivraj 238 heat pts238
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Post your funniest humorous Lil B lines
 

 
I'm twerkin on that b**ch I'm workin on that b**ch she suckin on my d!ck
cause I'm a pretty b**ch-Like a Martian

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Bruh think I'm gay cause I'm grindin in my tiny pants
betcha I'm the only goon n*gga in these tiny pants-I'm God

Wanna f**k me fast or f**k me slow
where ya b**ch at gotta ice cream cone girl I'm so cute can I bring you home-We Can Go Down

f**k you and f**k your b**ch and f**k me-D.O.R. (death of Rap)

b**ch I'm rich, b**ch I'm rich, b**ch I'm rich, and you should suck my d!ck-What that mouth do

I'm so f**kin fly I'm so f**kin fine I'm f**kin Based God I bust in her eye-What that mouth do

I'm that f**kin b**ch n*gga-Bra Bra

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 5 years ago '04        #2
thug_poet777 2 heat pts
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I'm a f**got- Lil B
 
 03-24-2011, 12:27 PM         #3
murdamuzik4 
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everthing he says is funny and is not to taken serious
 
 5 years ago '05        #4
Chuck Hustle 
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Post it :applause:....

"I look like Bill Gates Mixed with Obama"
 
 5 years ago '04        #5
TYT 15 heat pts15
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yet another Lil B thread... winning


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 5 years ago '05        #6
OG T Gutta N|M 6 heat pts
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"told ma main b**ch that she worthless, spanked her
ask ma main b**ch if she hungry, spanked her"
 
 5 years ago '11        #7
Chip Tha Ripper 5 heat pts
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reminding me why I dont listen to this piece of s**t
 
 5 years ago '05        #8
Gm0ney85 9 heat pts
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ima really have to start writing his funniest stuff down..

cuz i seldom know what song it came from to refer back to..

i mainly listen to his more serious stuff...
 
 5 years ago '04        #9
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 Crookz said:
Meet young b**ch

i could f**k any b**ch i want cuz I'm lil b
plus i pimp lil b and thats a pretty b**ch, bruh
30 thousand dollars make ya girl suck my d!ck, cuhh
I'm based god and I'm finer than my b**ch, bruh
jose canseco couldn't hit it like this, blood
put her on base, low key like a ninja
and bangbrrrrrangdang I'm off like a missal, nnnyeeauuuhh

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"Crown Me King"
 Sivraj said:
Bruh think I'm gay cause I'm grindin in my tiny pants
betcha I'm the only goon n*gga in these tiny pants-I'm God

I'm that f**kin b**ch n*gga-Bra Bra



Is this s**t forreal?!
 
 5 years ago '10        #10
basedhiphop 
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I'm a rich pimp
I get dough from myself
Lil B's my b**ch
<--- peep the knowledge as well

Like the best crack it's a million dollar hit
Yeah, f**k a million dollar b**ch
She aint got a mil but I'm a million dollar n*gga
With a million dollar d!ck, now she got some money in her
 
 5 years ago '05        #11
OG T Gutta N|M 6 heat pts
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 Crookz said:
edit: yoo i got hundreds of lil b songs but how come i haven't heard that line about spanking his b**ch cuz she hungry... thats a classic line but i dont recall ever hearing the song

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@1:53
 
 5 years ago '05        #12
Gm0ney85 9 heat pts
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 Rico23 said:
AND AGAIN...I used to be one of THE biggest lil b haters around...honestly "suck my d!ck ho" and "hoes on my d!ck" with Andy is what actually turned me into a semi fan...I'm a funny dude who like to laugh and that whit is hilarious so I stopped hating and respected what he does....then I heard The Budden diss and Exhibit Based and I realized that he's basically a troll(in a good way) and when he wants to he can really spit...and finally red flame mixtape is when I finally accepted based God as one of my musical saviors(OK I'm trolling a tad but u get the point)...



some and I know n*ggas are gonna come in here hating and to them I say get the sand out pus*y, what we eat don't make u s**t
MC GUSTO!!..sweat from my balls!


props on the powerful post...
 
 5 years ago '05        #13
Sivraj 238 heat pts238
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 Crookz said:
Meet young b**ch
I serve her all the d!ck
she comes my way and i flip her like bricks
I'ma f**k her and i ram her
I f**k her and i jam her
I'ma f**k her and i ram her
I f**k her and i jam her
I'ma f**k her in her mouth, i'ma f**k her in the a.ss
I'ma f**k her in her face
best believe i got the cash

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"Meet Young b**ch" (Original Mix)

Im gonna rowdy rowdy rowdy rowdy pipe her
stone cold stunner
piledrive a b**ch

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"I Want Your b**ch"

i could f**k any b**ch i want cuz I'm lil b
plus i pimp lil b and thats a pretty b**ch, bruh
30 thousand dollars make ya girl suck my d!ck, cuhh
I'm based god and I'm finer than my b**ch, bruh
jose canseco couldn't hit it like this, blood
put her on base, low key like a ninja
and bangbrrrrrangdang I'm off like a missal, nnnyeeauuuhh

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"Crown Me King"

that's all i could remember right now but the n*gga done some funny s**t in his videos too.
callin kat stack a phaggot b**ch in violate that b**ch
or in the I'm god vid when he's at that santeria altar and he puts some burger king down as a offering

edit: yoo i got hundreds of lil b songs but how come i haven't heard that line about spanking his b**ch cuz she hungry... thats a classic line but i dont recall ever hearing the song
 
 5 years ago '10        #14
Based Nobleman 8 heat pts
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I hated Lil B too.

I look like ben and jerry, chain like canary, 5 on my hoe she suk my d!ck cause im ready - Lil B
 
 5 years ago '05        #15
Sivraj 238 heat pts238
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n*ggas used to say I was a young a.ss b**ch
til I caught my 1st case now I'm a thug a.ss b**ch

 
 5 years ago '10        #16
mikeyajeto 1 heat pts
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f**k you for jacking my thread
 
 5 years ago '04        #17
NORTE 8 heat pts
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wow . completely horrible. and the dude is just so vulgar its just stupid.
 
 5 years ago '07        #18
Mr.NYCinNC 22 heat pts22
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i think im oprah winfrey barbara boxer
 
 03-24-2011, 07:55 PM         #19
TampaBay Bucs 
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Hoes on my d!ck cuz I look like Matlock/b**ch kiss my ring your baby daddy is a mascot.
 
 5 years ago '04        #20
Scan 52 heat pts52
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"Word on the street b**ch ima nasty neighbor"

"That's ya favorite rapper, but do he got b**ches?"
 
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