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 6 years ago '07        #121
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no real time this week but his free stand up on yahoo is tonight.
 6 years ago '07        #122
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The Republicans sure have the right symbol with the elephant. Republican debates are nothing but elephants in the room.

The biggest of which must be: to someone out there who's hurting, they spend the whole two hours yammering away about earmarks and illegal immigrants and contraception and every other peripheral, wish-I-had-the-time-to-worry-about-it issue they can think of.

Then there is the elephant of how they all -- with the sometime exception of Ron Paul -- nod along to insane statements just because they don't want to ever look like they're to the left of anybody, on anything, especially the evilness of Barack Obama. So Wednesday night when Newt said the president of the United States had a history of practicing infanticide... yep, yep, yessir, that's what he does all right. Clubs infants like baby seals in his spare time. Ike played golf, Kennedy liked boating...

Ron Paul said foreign aid just helps our enemies. Which, I believe, would make Israel and Egypt our two biggest enemies. Yup, yup, hate foreign aid. A meaningless percentage of the budget, btw.

Newt said where government becomes the central provider of services, it's a move towards tyranny -- yeah, except in all the countries where it isn't, like all of Scandanavia and much of Europe. Today a barium enema paid for by medicare, tomorrow Poland.

And isn't a highlight of every debate when Mitt Romney takes umbrage at being accused of the best thing he ever did in his life -- Romneycare? Something he should be proud of? Last night he took out his dueling glove and declared that when he was governor, he made sure there was NO requirement from the church to provide morning after pills for r*pe victims. They will be punished with a baby, as Jesus would want. Mitt's attitude is always, "How dare you accuse me of helping people or being compassionate! Why, I'll have you know I'm every bit as much of a cold hearted bastard as any of these other pricks up here with me!"

"But Mitt, we have a picture of you giving money to a homeless person."

"I did NOT give a bum money! I was paying him to blow me!"

This Republican field over the last year has been such a comedy gold mine -- which I have compacted into a stand-up special I'm doing Thursday night, February 23, called #CrazyStupidPolitics -- it's free, and it's live-streamed on Yahoo! 10:30 Eastern (with a mindblowing announcement at the end). I apologize for the shameful plug, but I just want you to have a good laugh! Thank you Arianna, you're the best... and now back to our blog.

The biggest elephant in the room tonight for me was Satan. All day, TV news was talking about Satan because of Rick Santorum's dug-up (but, no doubt still accurate) comments about Satan from 2008. It just shows you how when someone is a nobody politically speaking -- as Santorum was in 2008 -- you can say any kind of crazy sh*t and it's not newsworthy. But when you are seeking the highest office in the land... in the world -- it really worries me that you believe in demons and a personified creature named Satan.

People get mad at me for using the phrase "this stupid country", which I sometimes do -- but, I'm sorry -- Satan? In 2012? This elephant is not only in the room at the debates, but everywhere on TV today where people were talking about this and not breaking down in the middle and screaming, Wait a minute -- We're modern people, surely we don't give any credence to this comic book character that was created in the bronze age!! It's barely worthy of a children's story, and people take it to the Oval Office -- Bush did -- and it affects their thinking and our lives. Why is Santorum so against contraception? Because there's a line in Genesis about not spilling your seed. A random brainfart from some desert dweller 3,000 years ago, before people knew about germs or atoms or round planets, and it gets written down and passed down and in 2012 people like Rick Santorum are still too R-word to see that, and that's why some woman in Akron, Ohio might not get birth control.

And as far as Rick's claim tonight that even though he holds these beliefs, he wouldn't legislate them? Bullsh*t -- he said states absolutely had the right to outlaw contraception. That's the same thing -- as an officer of the government, he should take the opposite position. Ron Paul would.

My favorite moment of the debate was the last question, when they all were asked to summarize themselves in one word: Ron Paul said "consistency," and you know what? I have no argument with that. It's true, and he's earned it.

The other ones however, I think I could find a more honest word. Mitt Romney said "resolute." I would have gone with "shapeshifter." Or perhaps "irresolute." Rick Santorum said "courage" , whereas I would have said "Bellevue." And Newt Gingrich said "cheerful." I was thinking "pus."

One other thing: in the overtime, I heard Ron Paul make the point to John King that his foreign policy was similar to Eisenhower's, how Ike avoided getting militarily involved in Vietnam or the Suez Canal and got out of Korea. Because he was a military man. Ron Paul served, also -- the other three not so much. I know it will never become law, because it would require a constitutional amendment, but I don't think it would be such a bad thing if you had to have served in the military if you wanted to be president. Kennedy also avoided war where many would not have. After him, though, we got into the era of non-servers and draft-dodgers, and used the military like a toy. Ex-soldiers understand it's not. And the president is Commander-in-Chief -- shouldn't you have served some time in an organization you're the head of?

I hope this was the last Republican debate. Well, I say that, but I'll need the material after I use up an hour of good jokes tomorrow night, so, fu*k it, keep going.

Last bullsh*t call: In his closing statement, Rick Santorum said that in the race against the Evil One (no, not that Evil One, he was talking about Obama), the president would have the media in his pocket (yeah, except Fox News, lots of newspapers, all of radio... ), and way more money. Huh? Sheldon Adelson this week said he might give $100 million to Newt Gingrich! If he'd give that to Newt who has no chance, he might give more to Romney. And he's just one old cranky billionaire who hates Obama, there's a whole gaggle of them.

And Sheldon, if you want to blow money so bad, just walk into one of your hotels in Vegas and go to the Roulette table.

 6 years ago '07        #123
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yeah i missed most of the stand up but I caught the ending with his special announcement lol. and that was hes personally donating $1 million dollars to Obamas SuperPac ha.
 6 years ago '05        #124
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 6 years ago '07        #125
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 steeLTown said:
pretty much all i could do was facepalm when i watched that on the show
You see the redneck one tho? That sh*t was flat out ridiculous.
 03-17-2012, 09:53 PM         #126
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Trying to get some obama bucks.

 minimafia_aj said:
You see the redneck one tho? That sh*t was flat out ridiculous.
Link it up if its out there.


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 6 years ago '07        #127
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 youknowmystelo said:
Trying to get some obama bucks.

Link it up if its out there.

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 6 years ago '04        #128
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 6 years ago '07        #129
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tonights ep was hilarious lol.

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sh*tty quality but all there is right now.
 05-05-2012, 12:36 AM         #130
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Good Episode Tonight...

More and more, I ask myself if it's really possible that this bafoon Romney can Win.

When the Republicans on the Panel admit how out of touch with reality he is, how can he win?

Who passionately believes in this born with a silver spoon clown?
 6 years ago '07        #131
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 pu$$y said:
is it just me or have his monologues fallen waaaaaay off the past 2 or 3 seasons?

i usually catch it on dvr and lately i've just been fast forwarding through it to get to the panel
yeah they usually have a few funny jokes in them, but how would you know if you fast forward lol?
 05-05-2012, 04:55 AM         #132
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 pu$$y said:
is it just me or have his monologues fallen waaaaaay off the past 2 or 3 seasons?

i usually catch it on dvr and lately i've just been fast forwarding through it to get to the panel
It's def not just you. And I fuhks with Bill hardbody.
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Holobama, forgot about that

tonights was funny as fu*k. Romney/Zimmerman 2012, who better to convey your message of "the black guy is up to no good" than George Zimmerman
 06-30-2012, 07:22 AM         #134
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 NoTitleSince73 said:
Holobama, forgot about that

tonights was funny as fu*k. Romney/Zimmerman 2012, who better to convey your message of "the black guy is up to no good" than George Zimmerman
He went in on Zimmerman last night! Lol
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Show comes back tonight.
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 steeLTown said:
all i can do is when i see a video like that

Bill absolutely murdered Dinesh last night when he came on
You know I gave that movie a chance, and wow was it bullsh*t lol. And yeah Bill was pretty funny last night, him and that one Christie guy had a few funny exchanges.
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Simon was dropping knowledge about the media tonight, love his work also.


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