mine is cursed by dude's terrible spelling, grammar, and the fact he favors the phrase 'i'm guessing' over actual evidence of his claims
i was gonna include that in my OP, but then dudes would just call me a grammar nazi (which i don't deny). it's just hard to be convinced by rational arguments when there's a typo every other word.
and to the guy who said he's 'cursed by rationalization,' theres no problem in being rational, but even skeptics can appreciate the scientific oddities in crop circles (altered plant cell structure, EM field, etc.).
unlike that floating russian girl in the woods, this actually has scientific validity behind its claims.