Michael Jordan's dinner table with 32,292 holes

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 7 years ago '08        #1
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Dee Grande 1269 heat pts1269
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Michael Jordan's dinner table with 32,292 holes
 

 

Michael Jordan has been criticized for either spending his money poorly, as owner and personnel chief of the Charlotte Bobcats, and for not spending any money at all. Charlotte made the postseason last year due to Jordan's moves, but facing an outsized payroll in a small market, he pulled back during the offseason, and the Bobcats are spiraling back toward the lottery.

Maybe, partially, because Jordan spent a good chunk a change on one of the cooler dinner tables we've ever seen.

We realize that "cool dinner table" is akin to referring to a "modern-as-tomorrow pot holder" or "au courant dish strainer," but seriously, look at this thing:


The coolest part? The artist who designed it plugged a hole into the table for each of the points MJ scored during his NBA career.

From TBD:

Nevertheless, Sirvet, a local sculptor who works in metal, knew that he would be competing against several artists for the honor of crafting a dining room table for His Airness. He wanted something that would catch Jordan's eye, so he proposed a table drilled with one hole for every point Jordan scored in his basketball career, totaling 32,292 (The table actually has 32,296 holes if you include the holes drilled for each leveling foot, but Sirvet doesn't count those).

Pretty impressive stuff.

Jordan apparently loved the table so much that he bought another of Sirvet's works to add to the décor of his condominium in Charlotte. Sirvet who is admittedly "not a sports guy" still hasn't met Jordan to discuss the work, but he'd "love to have lunch with him sometime ... We both have an appreciation for what the other does."

The table (the artist declined to name the price), among his other works of art, are available at Sirvet's website.




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spilling salad dressing on this table <<<<< _____________


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60 comments for "Michael Jordan's dinner table with 32,292 holes"

 7 years ago '06        #2
Jhnnyblz427 175 heat pts175
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 7 years ago '10        #3
FrankAndBeans 27 heat pts27
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This is art?

Please...

And fyi, n*gga put 15,000 holes in that b**ch. Nobody gonna count to verify that stupid s**t.
 7 years ago '06        #4
beantown 74 heat pts74
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 7 years ago '04        #5
EscoNore 67 heat pts67
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Hol(e)y s**t...pun intended
 7 years ago '09        #6
TriniSoldier 64 heat pts64
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 FrankAndBeans said:
This is art?

Please...

And fyi, n*gga put 15,000 holes in that b**ch. Nobody gonna count to verify that stupid s**t.
bum n*gga please, he can give a homeless man a grand to count that s**t 8 times over and he'll do that s**t gladly.
 7 years ago '04        #7
LordBlanco|M 50 heat pts50
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 ozWinston said:
bum n*gga please, he can give a homeless man a grand to count that s**t 8 times over and he'll do that s**t gladly.
sonned.
 01-14-2011, 04:47 PM         #8
kjyo20 
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 7 years ago '05        #9
JimDinO77 14 heat pts14
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s**t looks like the signiture design on some of the jordans....it would be wack to spill some s**t on that b**ch
 7 years ago '08        #10
DUCE 141 heat pts141
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nas got the same table, except each hole was for a loss
 7 years ago '98        #11
ronnie|A 10 heat pts10
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what a waste of money... and a waste of concept... and an ugly @ss table!!!

Jordan still the GOAT however.
 01-14-2011, 04:52 PM         #12
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 cuddyduce said:
nas got the same table, except each hole was for a loss
:laughing9:
 7 years ago '04        #13
TheGame4705 21 heat pts21
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 cuddyduce said:
nas got the same table, except each hole was for a loss



 7 years ago '07        #14
Bleezy 10 heat pts10
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 cuddyduce said:
nas got the same table, except each hole was for a loss
 7 years ago '05        #16
kaderg911 6 heat pts
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price??
its just a metal table with holes in it..... my estimate value... 90$

because its "art" 1700$ maybe??

because it belongs to the GOAT....priceless
 7 years ago '07        #17
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 cuddyduce said:
nas got the same table, except each hole was for a loss


we have a winner.
 7 years ago '04        #18
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 cuddyduce said:
nas got the same table, except each hole was for a loss
yes, i laughed.
 7 years ago '08        #19
gangsta_blck 9 heat pts
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This n*gga got welfare money you know he gone buy s**t he don't needs...That is a ugly a.ss table by the way......
 7 years ago '05        #20
Hold That 103 heat pts103
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@ the n*gga wanting to have dinner with MJ because he bought his work...

I doubt MJ wants to each lunch with the n*gga.. Hell I don't want to have lunch with the n*gga who put together my bedroom set... Good work though..
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