I have a ferret and my s**t be chillin'.
i dont know why but that s**t made me laugh out the f**king blue mad hard
f**kin idiot parents. If I was the kid I'd hold it against them for the rest of my life. Convos would be like:
Dad: I can't believe you failed seven of your school courses!!
Kid: I can't believe you let a dumb a.ss ferret eat seven of my fingers!!
foreal. on dogs i'd be living the best life a 3 finger kid could have. if he can still get b**ches, i'd be f**king in my crib all the time from jump. parents would be like "what the hell do you think your doing?!" id be like "what the hell did you think you were doing letting a ferret eat my fingers?!" s**t is an ultimate get out of jail free card.
poor kid tho, hope something can be done for him