Jan 8 - 6 Reasons Why You Should Date a Fat Girl

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The Go 2 Guy 31 heat pts31
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Jan 8 - 6 Reasons Why You Should Date a Fat Girl
 

 
6 Reasons Why You Should Date a Fat Girl


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 6 Reasons Why You Should Date a Fat Girl «Regretful Morning


I get s**t on quite a bit by female readers (usually via email) calling me a s3xist pig and what not for the “fat chick” and “dirty wh0ore” jokes I make. While they are mostly right, I need to point out that I love chubby girls. Yes you, chick who said I show nothing but “plastic b**ches” on this site, I’m talking to you.


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The reason “men’s entertainment” sites don’t show hefty women anymore, is because they aren’t in demand. Supply and demand. This site is 72% men, and in almost 3 years I’ve only had a handful of people make comments about liking ‘the chubbies.’ RM readers demand hots.luts with big t*ts, and I supply them.
Today however, I’m going to make my case for the larger ladies. Yes you in the back row who can finish a Porterhouse steak, and clear a motherf**king swimming pool when you cannon ball, I got your back (or a fraction of it at least lol).


Not Afraid To Eat

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It’s boring when you sit down at a nice restaurant and your date orders a garden salad. Yea it’s cheaper, but if we weren’t ready to pay for a Filet Mignon, we wouldn’t have asked to take you out. A big girl is likely to clean her plate (and yours) and have enough room for dessert. Eating alone is no fun.

Less Likely To Be Conceited

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Super hot girls who get hit on constantly, are stuck up beyond belief. Comments like “Hey I like your hair today” get laughed at and grazed over. They’ve also got entire cell phone full of guys who want to bang them. That means, even if you do end up dating her, she’s liable to be getting drilled by 2 or 3 other fleshrockets at the same time.

Will Give You A BJ That You Won’t Ever Forget

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Every single guy who read this and experienced it is smiling right now. I asked my dad a few years ago “Hey dad, why do fat girls give better head?” This is when he told me that they will work a lot harder to keep their man. A model can get whoever she wants, so why perfect the art? My dad is smart, so we’re going to use this as an acceptable answer.

More Durable

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Do you ever like to wrestle around with your girl? Maybe throw her in an armbar or choke hold while you’re watching a UFC event on TV? Damn right you do, it’s fun. Kinda like body slamming a little brother into the couch cushions when your parents weren’t looking. Anyway, I have found that girls with a little bit of weight on them, can dish it out and take it too. Sure they might be out of breath after 30 seconds of grappling, but at least they won’t cry about you messing up their hair.

Will Keep You In Shape

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I don’t even know how to explain this next part without getting graphic. You know how when you go down on a girl, sometimes you put your hands under her butt cheeks to lift her towards you? Well, try doing that with a girl who weighs over a buck ninety. It’s hard. And if you look at your biceps while doing so, you’ll see that they’re getting all pumped up. Are we on the same page yet? A meal and a workout all in one.

Warmer When It’s Cold Out

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It’s the winter time right now, and winter sucks balls. Nights are long, unpleasant and nippy. You can remedy this with a girl that has a few rolls. Let’s say your arm is cold: Simply snuggle up behind her (spooning style) and slip your arm in between her chub folds. Instant body heat.



Conclusion: Haters gonna hate, but I’m not one of them, and you shouldn’t be either. I am also a firm believer in “Don’t knock it till ya try it.” So gentlemen, next time you feel like shunning a girl at the bar because she weighs more than you will ever be able to benchpress, think back to this article and keep an open mind.


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49 comments for "Jan 8 - 6 Reasons Why You Should Date a Fat Girl"

 7 years ago '05        #2
JaiMega 
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I'd f**k every single one of those girls.
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 7 years ago '05        #4
JaiMega 
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 Reppindaburghh said:
^ Has a fat girlfriend.

ew.
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ReppinDaBurghh 55 heat pts55
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 JaiMega said:
^ Has a fat girlfriend.

ew.
Currently single, but if you've paid attention to my posts over the past year or so, I smashed 3 fatties over the past 12-18 months. Made threads about regretting it, but after discussing it with my fellow Boxden brethren, I came to the conclusion that there was nothing to regret.
 7 years ago '04        #6
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 7 years ago '05        #7
JaiMega 
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 MumblesDaHumble said:
You're bringing arguments from another thread into this one? f**k you're dumb.
Nah, me and him are cool.

 BlkHoodie88 said:
Monica Santhiago
:jay: I think her huge a.ss c*itoris is disgusting. It looks like a d!ck.
 7 years ago '05        #8
kaderg911 6 heat pts
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to me it looks like the BJ picture is a dirty sock in her mouth...
 7 years ago '05        #9
JaiMega 
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Most of the time once you marry a chick she's gonna get a bit chubby over the years anyway.

Of course if it gets to that point ^, you better drag that b**ch to the gym.
 7 years ago '05        #11
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 Rico23 said:
isnt that b**ch with the tat a pr0n star?...the only thing fat on her body is DAT a.ss
^this^
 7 years ago '09        #12
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fat a.ss? yes
fat? hell nah
 7 years ago '08        #13
SlickJ101 22 heat pts22
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Weak list. I don't mind a lil more meat, but it's a fine line. Don't cry if you disagree.


Here's 6 opposed:

1. Not afraid to eat (will cost you more money when you go out to dinner).

2. Will keep you fit by giving you a hernia everytime you lift her fatass up.

3. More likely to have an attitude bc she's mad about being fat.

4. Less durable. How many fat girls do you see falling on their a.ss as soon as the snow is on the ground? Tons. How many ACLs can one girl blow out? Hope your insurance is solid.

5. Will give you a bj you never forget, only bc you're wondering about the mass quantities of sausage that've already been in there.

6. Warmer year round. Ok so if it isn't the winter you're screwed. Ever see a fat chick with the bellybutton sweat-ring creepin through her shirt? Me either and I'm not tryin to.
 7 years ago '04        #14
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Thanks for opening my eyes to the wonderful world of big girls. I'm about to go find one right now!
 7 years ago '07        #15
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 Reppindaburghh said:
Currently single, but if you've paid attention to my posts over the past year or so, I smashed 3 fatties over the past 12-18 months. Made threads about regretting it, but after discussing it with my fellow Boxden brethren, I came to the conclusion that there was nothing to regret.
 01-08-2011, 04:00 PM         #16
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only reason, or i should say excuse is to date a big girl is because theyre ugly themselves and cant get no fit good lookin b**ch. fat girls are nasty..but thats just my opinion..
 7 years ago '08        #17
DooM 66 heat pts66
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ill f**k and even wife up a chunky chick.. but morbidly obese lookin/double chins n s**t
 01-08-2011, 04:21 PM         #18
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 JosephDoom said:
ill f**k and even wife up a chunky chick.. but morbidly obese lookin/double chins n s**t
word all these people saying fat b**ches is nasty is prolly imaging the 250 girl with the fat slab over her cooter. This thread is addressing the chubby girls not the super obese I'm down with the chubbie cutty ain't nothi wrong with that but those big girls tucking they stomach in they pants is not what we talking bout
 7 years ago '04        #19
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I have no problem with a thick chick even if she has a little stomach .... the thickness makes up for this and off course as long as the cooter aint stanky ...
 7 years ago '05        #20
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 Reppindaburghh said:
Currently single, but if you've paid attention to my posts over the past year or so, I smashed 3 fatties over the past 12-18 months. Made threads about regretting it, but after discussing it with my fellow Boxden brethren, I came to the conclusion that there was nothing to regret.


i got some hogs in my stable too bruh. and its allllllll good.
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