I was born and raised in South Florida (Southwest Fla so it's not like I live in Miami or Tampa or close to either, I'm actually in Fort Myers exactly in between Miami and Tampa) but I've ALWAYS hated the Dolphins, Bucs and the Hurricanes.
Never liked the Dolphins because of Dan Marino, I always thought he was a pus*y. Bucs I just thought were a joke. Marlins and Devil Rays didn't exist yet.
I am a Jacksonville fan (Before that I rooted for my pops team Green Bay but I wasn't that big of a fan) so when Jville got a team I was like, "okay... a team of my own who i can root for"
FSU fan as well because of Charlie Ward and those Noles, and also my 4th grade teacher was the hottest teacher I've seen still to this day and she was from FSU so that was my team (via trying to get in that even tho i was 9)
But in Basketball and Baseball i like two CHICAGO teams. The White Sox, and the Bulls. The Heat were actually around then but I've just never liked Miami sports teams, I dunno why, I couldn't do it... always looked at them as a rival. So I rode with WGN and Jordan (Been a fan ever since even through the dark years AJ After Jordan. So you can imagine how I pumped I am this year)
White Sox just happened to be on WGN too (as were the Cubs but come on... the Cubs are pretty much the lamest, gayest team in the league, and all their fans are f**king f*gs and yuppies.) White Sox had Frank Thomas, they were edgy, they were baller in 94 til the league went on strike and f**ked us over.
Is that weird to ya'll?