my friend had this happen to him a few years ago, he was jerkin off.
he called myself and a few friends while he was panicking , no one took him seriously when he called to ask us to drive him to the hospital. LOL drove himself in and had the emergency procedure.
next day everyone had to go see him at the hospital and see what the fuc he was rambling on about when he called at 2:30 am , turns out he broke his d!ck.
By time word got around, was like 15 ppl in the hospital waiting to see what the fuc a broke d!ck looks like cuz he was only gonna show the group once