This s**t was... ON FIRE!!!
When i read the reviews online... someone said that this is what The Expendables should it been... and after watching this movie... not only was this individual right... BUT THE MOVIE JUST f**kING murderS THE s**t OUT OF THE EXPENDABLES EVEN INTO THE NEXT LIFE!
Great plot, great punch lines... characters all on point, action on fire... ONE OF THE BEST ACTION FILMS SINCE DARK KNIGHT (BUT OF COURSE IS NOT BETTER THEN THIS FILM... BUT VERY CLOSE).
Also... round of applause for Steven Seagal. HIs play the s**t out of his character. At first, when i heard that he was going to be on his film playing a Mexican drug lord I thought he was going to epically fail... but not only did he prove me wrong, he definitely play his a.ss off.
One thing is for certain for Steven Seagal... he might it not been included in the Expendables... but after watching Machete... unlike those fools in that other movie... he made the right choice & he was in the superior film!
Definitely worth the MONEY & even if it doesn't do so well in the theaters... this will do much better in DVD's and expect a cult following behind it.