Machete (2010)

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Have you seen it yet, what do you think?
5 - HEAT!! WATCH THIS NOW 57 57.58%
4 - Great flick. 25 25.25%
3 - Worth watching. 7 7.07%
2 - Don't waste your time. 3 3.03%
1 - What is this trash?? 7 7.07%
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 7 years ago '07        #21
DIPSET101 29 heat pts29
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 The DON said:
Nope, no connection with Desperado.

Not sure if this been posted on BX yet but heres the red band trailer



And...

Mayra Leal's a.ss

def gotta see this
 7 years ago '10        #22
The Pharaoh 4 heat pts
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Someone gave this movie a 3? pssssssh.
 09-06-2010, 01:52 AM         #23
bigbarcelona 
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This s**t was... ON FIRE!!!

When i read the reviews online... someone said that this is what The Expendables should it been... and after watching this movie... not only was this individual right... BUT THE MOVIE JUST f**kING murderS THE s**t OUT OF THE EXPENDABLES EVEN INTO THE NEXT LIFE!

Great plot, great punch lines... characters all on point, action on fire... ONE OF THE BEST ACTION FILMS SINCE DARK KNIGHT (BUT OF COURSE IS NOT BETTER THEN THIS FILM... BUT VERY CLOSE).

Also... round of applause for Steven Seagal. HIs play the s**t out of his character. At first, when i heard that he was going to be on his film playing a Mexican drug lord I thought he was going to epically fail... but not only did he prove me wrong, he definitely play his a.ss off.

One thing is for certain for Steven Seagal... he might it not been included in the Expendables... but after watching Machete... unlike those fools in that other movie... he made the right choice & he was in the superior film!

Definitely worth the MONEY & even if it doesn't do so well in the theaters... this will do much better in DVD's and expect a cult following behind it.
 7 years ago '04        #24
matelyan 21 heat pts21
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Everyone on here has pretty much hit the head on the nail when it comes to this movie. All I can say is



[spoiler - click to view]

 7 years ago '06        #25
Da Realness 2 heat pts
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Ok. Now, I definitely have to check this one out. Thanks for the reviews.
 7 years ago '07        #26
MythMade 6 heat pts
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 The Pharaoh said:
f**king hilarious a.ss movie. Had me through out the whole movie. BUNCH of f**king action scenes, The storyline that went with the movie was good too. You also get to see Lindsey Lohan necked. :D and Jessica Alba semi nekkid. and Michelle Rodriguez look s3xy a.ss f**k.

5/5 Cult Classic!




Those aren't actually Lindsay Lohan's sweater puppies, those are a body double's t*ts.
 7 years ago '04        #27
KREW 25 heat pts25
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I haven't watched it yet but is there a fake trailer in it?
 7 years ago '06        #28
illstate11 
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damn idk bout yall but lindsay was lookin too pale in the movie, id still hit it , dope flick tho.
 7 years ago '04        #29
DJ Maximum|M 48 heat pts48
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Man this was epic dude i saw it last nite!!!!
 09-07-2010, 04:42 PM         #30
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Saw movie last night...the movie was funny as f*ck..4.5/5 definitely better than the expendables
 09-07-2010, 04:59 PM         #31
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5/5 great movie.
 7 years ago '04        #32
lilguru84 
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wicked movie check it out for sure!! dont sleep
 7 years ago '06        #33
Isiah61 8 heat pts
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Wasn't what I was expecting, but coo. Wouldn't pay to see if I could go back, but glad I'm saw it.
 7 years ago '07        #34
ptwist 43 heat pts43
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Segal got back his cool card with this movie.... it's almost nearing Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder but

the most hilarious scene was in the end ...


"Awwwwwww f**k it"
 7 years ago '09        #35
Vincent_Chase 27 heat pts27
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this is a sick a.ss movie, heads flying everywhere!!


Last edited by Vincent_Chase; 09-08-2010 at 09:29 PM..
 7 years ago '06        #36
hooligun 12 heat pts12
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just got around to seeing this... movie was coo, steven seagal was terrible though.
 7 years ago '05        #37
Tonero 8 heat pts
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how can n*ggas condone this garbage.....continuity errors everywhere, bad acting....this s**t deserves to be a str8 to dvd flick..and wasent this quinten tarentinos movie? it caps off as my WOAT...
 7 years ago '05        #38
Daddy Black 2 heat pts
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Best Robert rodriguez movie hands down. I will definetly be copping this on blu-ray. this movie was epic. action from beginning to end and funny.
 7 years ago '09        #39
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 Tonero said:
how can n*ggas condone this garbage.....continuity errors everywhere, bad acting....this s**t deserves to be a str8 to dvd flick..and wasent this quinten tarentinos movie? it caps off as my WOAT...
 09-18-2010, 03:17 PM         #40
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 Mutombo1212 said:
Damn this movie was the s**t. Action was on point and went in on the Mexican stereotypes which had me dying. I was expecting nothing special form this movie, but it was one of the best movie experiences I have had in a long time. Action packed+Fine females+Great laughs= 5/5
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