Machete (2010)

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Have you seen it yet, what do you think?
5 - HEAT!! WATCH THIS NOW 57 57.58%
4 - Great flick. 25 25.25%
3 - Worth watching. 7 7.07%
2 - Don't waste your time. 3 3.03%
1 - What is this trash?? 7 7.07%
Voters: 99. Sorry, you cannot vote on this poll (Boxden members only)

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 8 years ago '05        #1
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SupaMann 48 heat pts48
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Machete (2010)
 

 

After being betrayed by the organization who hired him, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss

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 8 years ago '05        #2
SupaMann 48 heat pts48 OP
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I just came from an early screening but it releases everywhere Friday, the action is over-the-top! :dancingcool:

Do not sleep on this instant cult-flick.
 8 years ago '10        #3
Ambassador 444 heat pts444
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Ill def be checking this out.
 8 years ago '07        #4
Mutombo1212 1 heat pts
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Damn this movie was the s**t. Action was on point and went in on the Mexican stereotypes which had me dying. I was expecting nothing special form this movie, but it was one of the best movie experiences I have had in a long time. Action packed+Fine females+Great laughs= 5/5
I <3 April
 8 years ago '06        #5
Badnewz100 
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Looks dope
 8 years ago '10        #6
rdrake 30 heat pts30
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Looks dope as hell...coldest movie of the year
 8 years ago '08        #7
el bundy 27 heat pts27
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michelle rodriguez is f**king s3xy in an eyepatch. as a matter of fact, shes always s3xy. jessica alba is still my wife though.
 8 years ago '08        #8
BRonin357 6 heat pts
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Bout to go see the midnite screening soon! I can already tell it'll be a classic!
 8 years ago '06        #9
chrisf249 
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is this a branch off to desperado? i remember this guy had a monster knife game
 8 years ago '07        #10
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 chrisf249 said:
is this a branch off to desperado? i remember this guy had a monster knife game
Nope, no connection with Desperado.

Not sure if this been posted on BX yet but heres the red band trailer


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And...

Mayra Leal's a.ss

 8 years ago '06        #11
tg4hiphop 9 heat pts
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classic. from beginning to end. machete dont text. and f**kin steven seagal.
 8 years ago '04        #12
thechef 1 heat pts
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this movie was all kinds of awesome.

and its probably the only time i ever saw someone's INTESTINES used as rope to crash thru a lower floor of a building.
 09-03-2010, 05:40 PM         #13
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This movie was the s**t!!!! Mexican Prided out, crazy political undertones if your up on current events. Might be movie of the year for me.
 8 years ago '06        #14
d4deesnuts 3 heat pts
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this movie looks so f**kin funny, i was sleepin on this s**t but after watching some uncut previews like the one in this thread, i'm hyped for it.
 8 years ago '04        #15
Dash420 21 heat pts21
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damn i kno i gotta see this blazed outta my skull
 8 years ago '06        #16
pa_general 134 heat pts134
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damn! cant wait to see this!
 8 years ago '10        #17
The Pharaoh 4 heat pts
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f**king hilarious a.ss movie. Had me through out the whole movie. BUNCH of f**king action scenes, The storyline that went with the movie was good too. You also get to see Lindsey Lohan necked. :D and Jessica Alba semi nekkid. and Michelle Rodriguez look s3xy a.ss f**k.

5/5 Cult Classic!
 09-04-2010, 10:49 PM         #18
Rareness6 
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Movie was too nice. Definitely gettin this on blu-ray when it drops.
 8 years ago '98        #19
ronnie|A 10 heat pts10
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 The Pharaoh said:
f**king hilarious a.ss movie. Had me through out the whole movie. BUNCH of f**king action scenes, The storyline that went with the movie was good too. You also get to see Lindsey Lohan necked. :D and Jessica Alba semi nekkid. and Michelle Rodriguez look s3xy a.ss f**k.

5/5 Cult Classic!


Just got back and ^ what he said

Anyone who asks me to text em back or something, I'm pullin out the "machete don't text" in a mexicano accent

funniest part of the movie: henchmen sees the pimped out weed-wacker with blades and says "I quit" and hands over the gun while GettingTFO
 8 years ago '07        #20
calle13 425 heat pts425
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jus watched the movie !! FUKIN EPIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Say One of the Best Rodriguez Film !!!
the Beginning to the end was Ckrazii !!
Its Action Pack / Hallarious / Bloody !! And ofcourse
Some Nudity :) !!
the movie was great hands down !! thou i was expecting
alot more !! but i was still satisfied with the movie !!
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