Overwhelming amount of simple metaphors/punchlines in Recovery

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 8 years ago '04        #21
Ace Tu 7 heat pts
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Pulling out all stops, any who touch a mic prior
Is not even Austin Powers, how the f**k are they Mike Myers
And tell that psycho to pass the torch to the whacko 'for
I take a s**t in his jackolantern then smash it on his porch
Now get off my d*ck, d*ck's too short of a word for my d*ck
Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!
Don't call me the champ, call me the space shuttle destroyer
I just blew up the challenger, matter of fact, I need a lawyer
I just laced my gloves with enough plaster to make a cast
Beat his a.ss nekkid and pee'd in his corner like Verne Troyer
Ya'll are Eminem backwards, you're menime's
See he's in a-whole-nother weight class, his slugs your BB's
Your bean bag bullets, you're full of it, you were dissing his CD's
Laughed at Infinite, now he's back like someone pissed in his wheeties
No peace treaty's, he's turned into a beast
His new Slim Shady EP's got the attention of the might DRE
He's almost famous
 8 years ago '04        #22
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I know I’m a liar if she ever tries to f**king leave again
I’mma tie her to the bed and set this house on fire

(hook)

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn

Well that’s alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that’s alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie, I love the way you lie

im done
 8 years ago '10        #23
alpalrix 5 heat pts
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 AK1 said:
disagreed.
his punchlines in sslp and mmlp are almost untouchable

now theyre all papoose style


yea ok helen keller
 8 years ago '06        #24
SHootar 49 heat pts49
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 AK1 said:
disagreed.
his punchlines in sslp and mmlp are almost untouchable

now theyre all papoose style
do u get paid per em hate post?? u been on a mission since it leaked. u think ppl can't put 2 and 2 together?
 06-10-2010, 12:27 AM         #25
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 SHootar said:
there were still a lot of GREAT punchlines on the album. u can't hit on all of them. why don't u start posting all the simple ones to prove u ain't just placin random hate like 384828 other threads? only gonna cover 2 tracks and i got a bunch of sick ones..

Go ahead, f**king hater push me
I told you, ain't no f**king way to shush me
Call me a f**got cause I hate a pus*y


flames


Man chill, nah I can't god damnit
Rappers are land fill, drop the anvil
These are shoes that you can't fill
s**t the day that happens the world'll stop spinning
And Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still


flames


They call me a freak because
I like to spit on these pussies before I eat 'em
(obviously the double meaning, s3xual/lyrical)

flames


Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd
You can see the sparks from hot metal
Cold-hearted, from the day I Bogarted,
the game I so started, to rock fellow
When I'm not even in my harshest,
You can still get roasted because Marsh is not mellow
:wow: :wow:

retarded flames...one of the craziest lines i've heard in time.



...simple punchlines?? ...might want to relisten a few times. again, this is just 2 tracks...
:agreement6:

FIREEE SONN ..prrops
 8 years ago '06        #26
ginobili 20|m 39 heat pts39
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 AK1 said:
disagreed.
his punchlines in sslp and mmlp are almost untouchable

now theyre all papoose style

em doesn't even really rely on punchlines that much he used them more on his unreleased tracks before his first retail release.....


Last edited by ginobili 20; 06-10-2010 at 12:31 AM..
 8 years ago '06        #27
SHootar 49 heat pts49
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oh and AK1...don't even come at me with that em stan s**t....this comin from the same dude who made this thread...




i know a good punchline when i see one. em had plenty on the album.
 8 years ago '06        #28
SHootar 49 heat pts49
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 AK1 said:
Never called you a stan.

If L spit these lines now, s**t would be mad corny

punchline rap has like zero replay value
but the thing is there's only a few songs he uses punches. u act like he's a punchline rapper, when he's far from it. just in battlemode. half the tracks are deep and emotional. i don't know how u can say this is ain't close to the level of mmlp/tes/sslp...the flow is still exceptional, he's more mature now not goofing around with dumb gay s**t, and he's just gettin emotional on tracks which only adds to the power. i don't understand how an em fan of the past could not really enjoy em on this album. lyrically, he was k!llin s**t. (aside from the odd corny bar here and there).
 8 years ago '06        #29
modalee 5 heat pts
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A lot Big L's lines were cornier than anything Em has ever spit. Recovery was full of some great lines i cant name another mainstream album the last two years that has had this top notch lyricism.
 8 years ago '07        #30
cankstoochie 48 heat pts48
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I shouldn't have to rhyme these words into rhythm for you to know it's a wrap/rap.


You said you were king you lied through teeth so for that
f**k your fillings/feelings instead of getting crowned you getting capped


Too many quotables to list
 8 years ago '04        #31
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haters gone hate.

album is sick.
 8 years ago '07        #32
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"like david caradine f**k yourself and die" i heard this on my way to work and was just like damn
 8 years ago '10        #33
Curb 6 heat pts
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These guys think we're hating, no, we like the album.

But, compared to his OLDER material? Hell the f**k no, this album is average

You guys are quoting those lame punchlines....ok, cool. The old Eminem never used to make it so f**king obvious that he intended his lines to be considered punchlines. He's forcing everything on this CD.

I hope that "Double disc" comes out, because Disc 1 is trash.

 ginobili 20 said:
em doesn't even really rely on punchlines that much he used them more on his unreleased tracks before his first retail release.....
He didn't, that's why I listen to this album and wonder why the f**k he's even trying to make punchlines. They're all corny as f**k.

 AK1 said:
disagreed.
his punchlines in sslp and mmlp are almost untouchable

now theyre all papoose style
agreed

 AK1 said:
your post makes half sense, which makes no sense since you're full retarded



not hating. eminem is one of the best rappers to walk this earth. his impact when he first came out was amazing. simply beautiful. makes me wanna tear.

but now just because it's eminem, it's good? to me he's a thing of the past. he took a big a.ss vacation, and hip hop moved on without him. this "return" isn't special at all.

these lines are just bogus. punchline rap died a while ago, and em is sayin some basic a.ss cassidy s**t. it's buffoonery
I AGREE with everything you're saying. Especially the punchline part, he NEVER done that bulls**t. Eminem makes good music, but, Recovery WAS BASIC.

 cankstoochie said:
I shouldn't have to rhyme these words into rhythm for you to know it's a wrap/rap.


You said you were king you lied through teeth so for that
f**k your fillings/feelings instead of getting crowned you getting capped


Too many quotables to list
Listen to the way Eminem said that line, the dude was going way too in depth to make a hot line. Come the f**k on, he forced that s**t.

Dude, just because they're homophones that doesn't mean they're hot. The ONLY person who drops consistent metaphors, punchlines, and double meanings is Lupe Fiasco.
 8 years ago '06        #34
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 THE TAKEOVER said:
how are those not simple? any retard could get those on first listen....and before you call me a hater album is still dope but these punchlines are nothing but simple
so wait...u think having good/(not simple) punchlines means not comprehending the lines on first listen??? wtf are u talking on

so now good punches are ones u don't understand for a while?
 8 years ago '06        #35
SHootar 49 heat pts49
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"simple" punchlines have NOTHING to do with comprehension and EVERYTHING to do with throwing one liners here and there like darts. making a good punch means setting it up properly. all of those punches were well set up and well within the concept of the verse/bars. unline MANY modern punches...(cough drake, cough kanye, cough wayne, etc)
 8 years ago '06        #36
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 THE TAKEOVER said:
You're the one who mentioned SIMPLE re-tard. I was just stating what you wrote. No doubt they are GOOD punchlines but they are simple.
well there aren't really many metaphors semi-intelligent ppl don't really comprehend on first listen. my meaning of simple is stated in my last post.
 8 years ago '09        #37
just2intense 14 heat pts14
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 Curb said:
These guys think we're hating, no, we like the album.

But, compared to his OLDER material? Hell the f**k no, this album is average

You guys are quoting those lame punchlines....ok, cool. The old Eminem never used to make it so f**king obvious that he intended his lines to be considered punchlines. He's forcing everything on this CD.

I hope that "Double disc" comes out, because Disc 1 is trash.



He didn't, that's why I listen to this album and wonder why the f**k he's even trying to make punchlines. They're all corny as f**k.



agreed



I AGREE with everything you're saying. Especially the punchline part, he NEVER done that bulls**t. Eminem makes good music, but, Recovery WAS BASIC.



Listen to the way Eminem said that line, the dude was going way too in depth to make a hot line. Come the f**k on, he forced that s**t.

Dude, just because they're homophones that doesn't mean they're hot. The ONLY person who drops consistent metaphors, punchlines, and double meanings is Lupe Fiasco.
Dude you are trippin eminem is evolving he cant stay the old eminem you gotta grow as a artist it only seems he forcing it cause he's got better but also it different i love the CD. Im still catching stuff with each listen i can tell u still kinda young. its about growth and change cause if he dont, he would be another big daddy cane or Rakim wash up and not able to gain new fans.
 06-10-2010, 01:34 AM         #38
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em had some wack lines
 06-10-2010, 01:41 AM         #39
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"He ain't given them s**t, he says he'll pinch a penny so hard
He'll leave a bruise on the bronze so dark you can see the mark
With the scars, till Abraham Lincoln is screaming out AHH"

Those bars was mad funny and descriptive about how he would tryi to save money if he became famous...classic line
 8 years ago '10        #40
Kno 1 
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when fans nitpick, the artist has achieved success. ken kaniff won.
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