1. Wait untill its really frezzing cold and snowing, then strip nekkid go outside and wait untill hypotermia sets in.
2. Get some gasoline, and a lighter bathe yourself in gasoline then get out dripping wet and set yourself on fire.
3. Buy a hamburger wait a year then eat it, if that fails jump infront of a truck.
4. Cut off your d*ck, then slit your wrists
5. Drain a swimming pool of all the water then dive off a 50 foot diving board into the pool