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 05-16-2010, 04:14 PM         #1
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Worst/Best/Funniest NBA Player Names
 

 
Straight up funny names:
Vinny Del Negro
Magic Johnson
Carlos Boozer
Pooh Richardson
Sleepy Floyd
Tree Rollins
God Shamgod ahahahahahahahahahahahah
Duany Duany
Uwe Blab
Fat Lever
Kiki Vandeweghe
Spud Webb
Rudy Gay

Names you’d love to have when you meet a chick at a bar/Names that would illicit instant street cred:
World B. Free
Slick Watts
Royal Ivey
Bo Outlaw
Stromile Swift

Names that shouldn’t belong to s**t-talkin’ black NBA dudes:
Olden Polynice
Clarence Weatherspoon
Thurl Bailey
Kermit Washington

Names without any double meaning, they’re just fun to say:
Rueben Boumtje-Boumtje
Nene Hilario
Mookie Blalock
Tom Gugliotta
Pops Mensah Bonsu
LaPhonso Ellis
Muggsy Bogues
Pape Sow
Speedy Claxton

Best nicknames:
Chocolate Thunder Daryl Dawkins
Anthony Pig Miller
Pistol Pete Maravich
Vinny The Microwave Johnson
Robert The Chief Parrish
Never Nervous Pervis Ellison
Round Mound of Rebound Charles Barkley
Bryant Big (Fat) Country Reeves
Fred The Mayor Hoiberg
Hakeem The Dream Olajuwon
Robert Tractor Traylor
Clyde The Glide Drexler
Nate Tiny Archibald

23 comments for "Worst/Best/Funniest NBA Player Names"

 8 years ago '06        #2
marcusaka50 59 heat pts59
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Popeye Jones
 05-16-2010, 04:18 PM         #3
PBM24  OP
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 marcusaka50 said:
Popeye Jones
forgot bout that n*ggaa

keep adding if u guys think of any other
 8 years ago '04        #4
smiles 9 heat pts
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black mamba...duh
 8 years ago '06        #5
Mr1979 
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The Mailman
 8 years ago '04        #6
notoriousthugzz 51 heat pts51
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 8 years ago '08        #7
arthurmack27 8 heat pts
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gayest nickname-toni "pink panther" kucoc
hardest nickname-robert "tractor" traylor
illest nickname-corliss "big nasty" williamson
 8 years ago '06        #8
MasterP 4 heat pts
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why was karl malone called the mailman?
 8 years ago '04        #9
LovinPavan 
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Dirk the Jerk.
 8 years ago '04        #10
LovinPavan 
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 MasterP said:
why was karl malone called the mailman?
1. he worked the post
2. he delivered
3. he never delivered on sundays, though
 8 years ago '05        #11
Hold That 104 heat pts104
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Rusty LaRue, d*ckey Simpkins, or Blow Job Armstrong didnt make it?
 8 years ago '04        #12
MiamiDade 55 heat pts55
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 8 years ago '06        #13
beantown 74 heat pts74
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my favorite is "Kobe"

f**kin having dinner and decide to name your kid after the plate you ordered. Some ppl should consult when naming their kids.
 8 years ago '05        #14
assanlb 
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How the f**k did Pervis Ellison even get a nickname with his sorry a.ss. Was he good in college or something? Maybe he had it since he was 5 or some s**t. What a waste of a name.
 05-16-2010, 08:57 PM         #15
SamDaManIsBack  OP
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stromile swift is the GOAT name.. that's why Str0mile Swift is my xbox gamertag.
 8 years ago '10        #16
SandmanNyC 26 heat pts26
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WezLFaCe_KiD 59 heat pts59
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tractor trailor sick im remember that fat sob
 05-16-2010, 09:13 PM         #18
PBM24  OP
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GrezyNclean 172 heat pts172
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