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 8 years ago '07        #121
Cartel-Clipz 29 heat pts29
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 Thee504Legend said:
says "Playing fantasy football is like shooting dice with Monopoly money. JaMarcus don't know s**t about none of that!"
 03-29-2010, 11:38 PM         #122
Thee504Legend  OP
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say "JaMarcus wanna tell ya a story. I remember back when I was at LSU. JaMarcus scheduled classes-sometimes he was present and sometimes he wasn't. But there was always this one cat who would talk down on the homie.

"Go to class JaMarcus. Get your education. Sports may not work out." the guy would always say.

So this guy went on to get like 4 degrees in economicology, biomedics, physicology and a bunch of other s**t JaMarcus aint heard of.

Well when I was back at LSU a few weeks ago I stopped at Circle K to get some skittles(my fav), Grey Goose, Slim Jims, puffy Cheetos, Twinkies and a swisher sweet when I see none other than nerd supreme working the cash drawer. JaMarcus laughed as he read the name tag. It read a.ssistant mgr. Meaning this n*gga cant even move the bubble gum without another n*gga's permission.

So while he studied real hard at college he is forced to stop bums from jerking off to the Spanish chicks in the lowrider magazines, stock peas and old condoms and make pennies on the dollar ---JaMarcus flies a private jet, hangs with Fat Joe and got $32 mill guaranteed. And JaMarcus can't pass a freshmen speech class let alone throw a pass. But that's why I get hated on."


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 03-29-2010, 11:46 PM         #123
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 Thee504Legend said:
say "JaMarcus wanna tell ya a story. I remember back when I was at LSU. JaMarcus scheduled classes-sometimes he was present and sometimes he wasn't. But there was always this one cat who would talk down on the homie.

"Go to class JaMarcus. Get your education. Sports may not work out." the guy would always say.

So this guy went on to get like 4 degrees in economicology, biomedics, physicology and a bunch of other s**t JaMarcus aint heard of.

Well when I was back at LSU a few weeks ago I stopped at Circle K to get some skittles(my fav), Grey Goose, Slim Jims, puffy Cheetos, Twinkies and swisher sweet when I see none other than nerd supreme working the cash drawer. JaMarcus laughed as he read the name tag. It read a.ssistant mgr. Meaning this n*gga cant even move the bubble gum without another n*gga's permission.

So while he studied real hard at college he is forced to stop bums from jerking off to the Spanish chicks in the lowrider magazines, stock peas and old condoms and make pennies on the dollar ---JaMarcus flies a private jet, hangs with Fat Joe and got $32 mill guaranteed. And JaMarcus can't pass a freshmen speech class let alone throw a pass. But that's why I get hated on."
 8 years ago '07        #124
JohnDoe 216 heat pts216
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 Thee504Legend said:
says "Whoever says all that glitters aint gold was a broke n*gga that couldn't afford gold. JaMarcus dont know if that answers your question but that needed to be said. But if Raider Nation wants to hang themselves go head and do it. JaMarcus gonna keep on livin the dream.

And my workout routine? JaMarcus usually watches Godfather 1-3, straight all the way through to get his body used to sitting for a long period of time."
 03-29-2010, 11:58 PM         #125
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 Thee504Legend said:
say "JaMarcus wanna tell ya a story. I remember back when I was at LSU. JaMarcus scheduled classes-sometimes he was present and sometimes he wasn't. But there was always this one cat who would talk down on the homie.

"Go to class JaMarcus. Get your education. Sports may not work out." the guy would always say.

So this guy went on to get like 4 degrees in economicology, biomedics, physicology and a bunch of other s**t JaMarcus aint heard of.

Well when I was back at LSU a few weeks ago I stopped at Circle K to get some skittles(my fav), Grey Goose, Slim Jims, puffy Cheetos, Twinkies and swisher sweet when I see none other than nerd supreme working the cash drawer. JaMarcus laughed as he read the name tag. It read a.ssistant mgr. Meaning this n*gga cant even move the bubble gum without another n*gga's permission.

So while he studied real hard at college he is forced to stop bums from jerking off to the Spanish chicks in the lowrider magazines, stock peas and old condoms and make pennies on the dollar ---JaMarcus flies a private jet, hangs with Fat Joe and got $32 mill guaranteed. And JaMarcus can't pass a freshmen speech class let alone throw a pass. But that's why I get hated on."
 03-29-2010, 11:59 PM         #126
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Jamarcus, were you good at any other sports? and what other position would you play if you couldnt play quaterback???
 03-30-2010, 12:08 AM         #127
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 Yelloboy27 said:
Jamarcus, were you good at any other sports? and what other position would you play if you couldnt play quaterback???
says "JaMarcus tried basketball. He loved watching MJ as a young buck. But I got cut despite my size. Come to found out coach wanted JaMarcus to play BOTH sides of the court as in offense and defense. That didn't work too well. So if JaMarcus wasnt playing QB I'd be playing coach like Lane Kiffin. What a guy! He went from one of the worst teams in the NFL to a good SEC program to a great Pac 10 program. And there's cats on Xbox Live that have coached more football than Lane Kiffin---but they aint paid like Lane Kiffin!"


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 8 years ago '09        #128
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Jamarcus... Why do you still eat at Golden Corral eventhough you gettin bread like dat?
 8 years ago '06        #129
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 03-30-2010, 12:18 AM         #130
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 TheG1ftedOne said:
Jamarcus... Why do you still eat at Golden Corral eventhough you gettin bread like dat?
says "The buttered rolls and the country girls that hang out there. They're easy. JaMarcus loves easy."
 03-30-2010, 12:23 AM         #131
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hey jamarcus whats in alabama?...s**t sounds like a desert to me
 03-30-2010, 12:40 AM         #132
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 Thee504Legend said:
says "I like to play Madden of course-not the actual game. I just like to create myself and watch me get drafted #1 over and over and over again."

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lmao...
u a funny as man.. LOl

 03-30-2010, 05:17 AM         #133
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 Thee504Legend said:
says "Too much Crown Royal at the ball..."
 8 years ago '09        #134
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Jamarcus... what was going thru your mind here... you lookin confused


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 03-30-2010, 07:49 AM         #135
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 Thee504Legend said:
says "JaMarcus tried basketball. He loved watching MJ as a young buck. But I got cut despite my size. Come to found out coach wanted JaMarcus to play BOTH side of the court as in offense and defense.



 03-30-2010, 08:23 AM         #136
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 Thee504Legend said:
says "The buttered rolls and the country girls that hang out there. They're easy. JaMarcus loves easy."
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 03-30-2010, 08:42 AM         #137
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 NYGallday said:
hey jamarcus whats in alabama?...s**t sounds like a desert to me
 NnAiTnAjSa317 said:
Jamarcus... what was going thru your mind here... you lookin confused


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says "First question-there's plenty in Alabama. Besides what I already mentioned there is of course the world famous Montgomery Flea Market(where JaMarcus purchased the biggest water bed in the history of the world! Well at least Alabama history):

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Second question-JaMarcus was at a crossroads. He remember this cleary. JaMarcus almost though about staying at LSU for another year. But then JaMarcus came to his senses and realized the boosters could only pay me so much a semester. Maybe it was time to hit the big lick. And plus college cafeteria food got old. JaMarcus made an excellent choice."


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 8 years ago '09        #138
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 Thee504Legend said:
says "First question-there's plenty in Alabama. Besides what I already mentioned there is of course the world famous Montgomery Flea Market(where JaMarcus purchased the biggest water bed in the history of the world! Well at least Alabama history):

Second question-JaMarcus was at a crossroads. He remember this cleary. JaMarcus almost though about staying at LSU for another year. But then JaMarcus came to his senses and realized the boosters could only pay me so much a semester. Maybe it was time to hit the big lick. And plus college cafeteria food got old. JaMarcus made an excellent choice."
 8 years ago '08        #139
VerbalAssassin 105 heat pts105
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You ever think of endorsing any food products? I'm quite sure your appetite matches your wallet.


Think about it: JaMarcus Russell Stover............it's the best of both worlds. You get to satisfy your sweet tooth and bank account all in one.


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 03-30-2010, 10:02 AM         #140
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 ChiCity Fingaz said:
Jamarcus, you get sacked a lot, is it because your offensive linemen hate you?
says "It's not their fault. JaMarcus ain't no coward! When's he sees trouble he stands up and takes it head on. But unfortunately these NFL D-line men are big and fast so most of the time they knock JaMarcus down."
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