jamarcus, the streets wanna know
- which would you hit - a fat girl who could cook her a.ss off, or a bulimic victoria's secret model who can't cook for s**t?
- lays: can you realy eat just one?
- coke or pepsi - your thoughts?
not that i think it'll happen, but what if the raiders release you if they get mcnabb? do you goto plan b, have s3x with oprah, and wife her? she has more than enuff money to support your lifestyle.
Cap Peeler said:
Yo JMarcus :
What gets more in your nerves? Having your coaches telling you to drop at least 5 lbs in a month or wait for the line during dinner rush at the Chinese Buffet??
What would you prefer? Win the Super Bowl as the starting QB of the Raiders or winning the hot dog eating competition contest in New York? :
says "First question-JaMarcus believe you know the answer to this already.
Second question-JaMarcus don't like Lays. They are liars. The family size bags are really just enough for JaMarcus to snack on before supper.
Third question-JaMarcus likes whatever soda comes with ice cream. Pepsi soda, coke soda, baking soda---it don't matter. Ice cream floats are always the winning choice.
Fourth question-If JaMarcus was realized I'd simply be re-signed the next day be either Jerry Jones or Al Davis. Jerry Jones would sign JaMarcus because he's silly enough to believe Tony Romo doesn't need a true backup and he can sign anybody. Al Davis would re-sign JaMarcus because he would simply forget that he realized JaMarcus just the day before.
Fifth question-Well Coach Cable told JaMarcus to lose weight and JaMarcus emptied out his pockets. Coach stared blankly at the pile of king sized Skittles and crumpled $100 bills as if that's not what he wanted.
But JaMarcus always opts for delivery. Waiting in a line is like waiting behind the Raiders O-line. After while JaMarcus can't figure out what JaMarcus wants so I give up."