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 14 years ago '04        #26
leon22 
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I had bad chicks that blow c*m bubbles like bubblegum- Nas

I fu*k is you sick? 'Pac should be pissed
Cause fifty percent of the n*ggaz suckin his d!ck is bi*ch-royce da 5'9

!squeeze n*pples like pimples to get the puss, get it?-Nas

Hate a liar more than I hate thief
A thief is only after my salary a liar is after my reality-50cent

 14 years ago '04        #27
JBeezy 1 heat pts
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"And I'll be damn if I cosign a old snitch
That was gangbangin' when Jaws was a Goldfish" -Lloyd Banks

 12-30-2004, 10:59 PM         #28
JerseyLegend 
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"I'll put my gun in your a.ss, have you sitting on chrome" - Papoose

"The last time I showed the biscuit
I made this dude sweat enough bullets ta load a clip wit" - Papoose

"I got more labels on me then canned goods" - Papoose

"I'm more rugged than slave man boots" - GZA

"I'm trying to stack up more paper than Office Max" - J-Hood

"I call the shots like the bullets got names" - Stack Bundles

"Once a n*gga tried to stick me for six G's
and I put more holes in his a.ss than swiss cheese" - Big L

"Tore him a new a**hole, right through his bullsh*t vest" - Kool G. Rap

 12-30-2004, 11:00 PM         #29
JerseyLegend 
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"I drop gews (jews) like the hollocaust" - Party Arty

 12-30-2004, 11:12 PM         #30
JerseyLegend 
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"How do i explain the watch?/
well have u ever seen the sun/
n****s stare at it like it was the first time they seen their son" - Murda Mook

"Thats y them Rock n****s run around with more metal than an armored truck" - Stack Bundles

"These fools aint conducting right/
thats y i stay around more metal than a construction site" - J-Hood

"I push more wata than waves" - Sire Castro

"I smoke so much purple i would put Barney in a dutch" - Sire Castro

"I push enough wata it will make ur whole street drown" - Ransom

"I nicknames my gun can-opener/
Millz it will take your top off" - Murda Mook (Murda Mook vs Jae Millz

"My chain glow the same colors of the rainbow" - Hitchcock

"I aint in Neptune but i gotta couple Clipse that will make ur Fam-Lay" - Murda Mook

^^^ creative


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 14 years ago '04        #31
infam0uskills 15 heat pts15
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the A-team from jersey city is the illest let me give ya little niggs a few of wat they say..


i keep the heat stashed under the floorboard/and i stay on top of the game like a scoreboard - hitchcock


ya boy needs cpr but he might be puerto rican he never gonna see PR - ransom


you dont really want no beef/cause my bricks is like snowwhite n*gga they'll put you to sleep/ -hitchcock


ya turn bi*ch when its time to shoot/im the truth/ya more like cheap liquor its hard to find the proof/ - hitchcock


IM A bomb BLOW ME/AND THE KID WRITES HOOKS THAT CAN HARM MOSLEY/AND YA MOMS KNOW ME/CAUSE YA MOMS OWE ME/CAUSE SHES STILL DOING ROCK LIKE BON JOVI

JERSEY CITY IS RIDICILOUS RIGHT NOW!!
2005 THIS IS OUR YEAR.!! WE GETTIN IT IN EARLY KIDS!

 12-31-2004, 02:13 AM         #32
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You Just Aiggght!! Dont Get So Hype Jersey

 14 years ago '04        #33
-Paradox- 
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What exactly are punchlines? i have an idea....is it like a bar shot towards someone?

 12-31-2004, 06:20 AM         #34
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"and the waiter gon get anotha tip/ i told her to bring a Geurilla Black and she brought anotha Cris" - Joe Buddens-Holla at a Real n*gga

"i'm the dude wit his hand in the cookie jar/ if i was u i'd get my hands on my rookie card/ used to ride wit no hands on the handlebars/ now my hands on the mic, watch me handle bars - Scram Jones-Jonesin w/ Nas

"i aint go platinum, first album was a teasa/ now they on my meat like ice in the freeza/ sheek louch, i tell u that boy he's a/ problem, take out black heads like a tweeza" - Sheek-The Essence

"n*ggas think im lucky/ b*tches wanna f*ck me/ and put me in the tub wit em like i'm a rubba duckey/ i got a revolver and a pump about the size of chucky/ i rememba faces easy as i tie my laces/ and put the metal in ya mouth like u was rockin braces/ i spit iron lungies/ im ol school like the iron monkey/ my sh*t powerful, enough to lift a f*ckin dunkey/ i got heavy chrome/ n*ggas dont care if u live or die, they happier that Marbury home" - Sheek-Iron Lungies

thats all i can think of right now, but Big L got plenty, and Jada too.

 12-31-2004, 11:33 AM         #35
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2005 IS our year. a-team & jersey gonna take over!

"I don't work at white castle/
but i serve sacks of ten" - Hitchcock

"I spit bars of lava/
and long verses thats tougher then some truck tires" - Ransom

"When i cook the blow/
I'm in the kictch with the A printed gloves like i had my own cooking show" - Ransom

"I'm in the game now, but i'm just a rookie though/
ya n****s gay now, sof like cookie dough" - Ransom


i'll be back!!!

 14 years ago '04        #36
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my god, i've seen sum wack punchlines in ere, no cassiday,d-block etc garbage could EVER be a contender for the best punchline

ras kass - ''half hitler,half jewish, i'm gassed off myself''

''i come cleaner than jeru's inema'' i

u peeps probably wont get them, but no rapper u've posted except vakill,chino,big l, could EVER match just them 2 i showed

 12-31-2004, 01:33 PM         #37
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"I ran trough every bi*ch in my path, i've been fu*kin ckicks in the a.ss since i was six and a half"

and

"Fillin motherfu*kers up with so much lead they can use their d!ck as a pencil"

Big L is the G.O.A.T. of punchlines and in the top 3 of G.O.A.T.'s period
r.i.p. Big L[/QUOTE]



word is bond Big L is the #1 punchline droppa


but in the game rite now id say d block got the best punch lines

 14 years ago '04        #38
MegaTON 22 heat pts22
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 Stimulate_uk said
my god, i've seen sum wack punchlines in ere, no cassiday,d-block etc garbage could EVER be a contender for the best punchline

ras kass - ''half hitler,half jewish, i'm gassed off myself''

''i come cleaner than jeru's inema'' i

u peeps probably wont get them, but no rapper u've posted except vakill,chino,big l, could EVER match just them 2 i showed
quit actin like ur lame a.ss is so hip hop cuz u dont listen to any new sh*t and ur amped off !AIGHT! punchlines by good mc's

 14 years ago '04        #39
Chokeabiish 
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most of u guys dont know whut punchlines are lol
n all that sh*t that ya favorite rapper said chino xl n canibus said in 98

 14 years ago '04        #40
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 MegaTON said
quit actin like ur lame a.ss is so hip hop cuz u dont listen to any new sh*t and ur amped off !AIGHT! punchlines by good mc's

man fu*k u, u probably listen 2 complexed lyricists such as cassidy,state p, etc lol

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