In Honor of Tim Tearbow and Urban "My heart hurts" Cryer
Special Guest Speakers: Nick Saban, Lane Kiffin, Steve Spurrier and Bobby Bowden.
Performances by: The Beastie Boys, Wynona Judd, The Pearly Whites(google them), Steven Curtis Chapman, The Blue Man Group, The Jackson 4, Sanjaya, Hannah Montana(not miley cyrus), Celine Dion and Ray J performing his new hit "What I do to Urbans daughter will make Kim Kardashian look like a disney movie" Featuring R Kelly and Pleasure P.
Carlos Dunlap will be serving drinks from the Open Car.. oh I mean Bar.
Nikki Meyer will be holding a charity handjob booth. all proceeds will be donated to Urbans medical bills.
There will be a Brandon Spikes Putting Zoo- Please do not feed the Brandon Spikes.
Tim Tebow will be giving a training seminar on circumsicion.
Let the Party Begin...