Punchlines That Literally Fail

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 9 years ago '05        #101
alkoholyck 2 heat pts
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Riding for BP3 way too hard dude... I think most people think of PCs as being desktops as well, although not entirely true I suppose. The line sounded a little weird to me also.

And he's not saying the Kanye line doesn't make sense - because it does - but hes just saying that Kanye fails by using that line fullstop. Jay should've just stopped the music as soon as he said that s**t like 'woah, woah, woah - are you high?'
 9 years ago '07        #102
1LynguisticMind 177 heat pts177
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 Tommy_Bunz said:
son look who you have in your avi though, are you f**kin serious?

you gon take a line that just dropped within these last months.....pick another and get back at me
owned:dancingcool:
 9 years ago '07        #103
1LynguisticMind 177 heat pts177
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"Im original man, thats why im original"

"i got so much cash and money
i got y'all saying man he fresh
get it? as in mannie fresh
of cash money records
hence the reference
please buy my mixtapes"
-Papoose



Tell me this isnt real, theres no way
 09-13-2009, 03:39 AM         #104
deLeet  OP
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 Narcz said:
"38 Revolve like the sun round the earth..."
This line is not a mistake just a very slick idiom.....

 deLeet said:
^ The line is LIKE the idiom, running circles around someone is what i'm saying.

If you can run circles around someone, you are smarter and quicker than they are.

Don't you see the sun represents the 38 gun, it revolves better and quicker than his opponent..





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 09-21-2009, 01:55 AM         #105
BO$IGGA  OP
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Chamillionaire is a pretty smart dude, so i always cringe when i hear this off the original Still Tippin

Blue or red I'm still ridin', ladies be tellin' me that I'm s3xist
And I guess it's, cuz I always loved money over dresses
Always been about them horizontal lines through them S's
That's a dollar sign, Impala flyin' watch how she undresses

Don't matter, if she black or white, dark or bright, she ain't actin' right
I'ma take that pretty broad out to eat, and then leave her there with her appetite

maybe thats the real reason they replaced him with paul wall
the rest of the verse makes up for the blunder tho, still one of my favs
 09-21-2009, 03:06 AM         #106
Kal Tourette  OP
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Lil Wayne "wetter than a car pool"
Lil Wayne "So we can kick it like Judo"


neither make ANY sense AT ALL!!!!!!
 09-21-2009, 03:11 AM         #107
Kal Tourette  OP
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 BMT123 said:
"she's a pc, she sits in my lap..."

is it just me, but i dont think all pc's are laptops?? lol


"we blasting off like a laser, POOM POOM POOM!!" - i'm sorry, i heard that and said "fail" in my head...
yea he should have said Lap Top
 09-21-2009, 03:12 AM         #108
Kal Tourette  OP
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 Narcz said:
"I'm an animal, half man half mammal..."
yea stupid line...VERY!!!!
 09-21-2009, 03:14 AM         #109
Kal Tourette  OP
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 Zo1987 said:
The punchline didnt make sense, college kids are known to have top-notch swagger?? I dont get it.
meaning intelligent and intellectually focused on mind elevation which is what college is really about. getting educated. So he has a SMART swag is the reference
 09-21-2009, 03:16 AM         #110
Kal Tourette  OP
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 Narcz said:
How is this a wack line? You're reaching kid.
Moses had nothing to do with "CRAFTS" it was NOAH who billed the ark which in turn is a big perfected "craft"
 09-21-2009, 03:18 AM         #111
Kal Tourette  OP
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 Hit Em' Up said:
"I catch up [ketchup] like mayonnaise"
WHO THE f**k SAID THAT?
 09-21-2009, 03:20 AM         #112
Kal Tourette  OP
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 Skateboard T said:
Drake

"Like a sprained ankle, I ain't nothin to play with".

LAME *in Jay-z Takeover voice*
nah that's nice, u just reachin like reeve richards
 09-21-2009, 03:21 AM         #113
Kal Tourette  OP
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 V.R. Nabor said:
"rap n*ggas like frozen bread put the heat on em' then they'll soften up"
joey L'z budden
nah that is nice...budden got his metaphors on point quit reachin
 09-21-2009, 03:24 AM         #114
Kal Tourette  OP
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 PLAN_B said:
ok . perhaps he says .. cash money is an army , better yet the navy..

just implying that the navy is better than the army. wait.. how does this not make sense..?

he is comparing his crew to the army . then says no we better then the army, we the navy.

doesnt seem too much of a fail..
since when was the navy better or less than the army?
 9 years ago '04        #115
C.R.I.P. 3 heat pts
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 DJ Maximum said:
:rolll augh:
classic
 09-21-2009, 07:34 AM         #116
REAL_NESS  OP
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"I got big guns, real big guns, spit like a Dominican I call that s**t Big Pun"- The Game

Correct me if I'm wrong, bu I'm pretty sure Pun is Rican
 9 years ago '04        #117
jae premier 
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 youngvito18 said:
rocafella died of aids, that was the end of his chapter/
and thats the n*gga you name your company after//

rocafella dididnt die of aids, nas got rocafella mixed up with another rich investor
rock a fella .... refering to gay men contracting aids

"put it together, i rock ho's, yall rock fella's"
 9 years ago '06        #118
NickJ Da Voice 1 heat pts
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Flyer than a pilot at its highest climate- Juelz "pin the Tail on the donkey"
 9 years ago '07        #119
kidbrosweets 16 heat pts16
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 ..AMARU.. said:
yall staying bad lines..

think the point was to list lines that didnt make sense

such as

game: woke up out the coma 2001, bout the same time dre dropped 2001
that makes perfect sense...
 9 years ago '04        #120
Dash420 21 heat pts21
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"kick it like judo.." by every rapper and Tpain


im so sick of that line because judo is not based on kicking at all...s**t erks me everytime i hear it
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