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 8 years ago '05        #81
LVuittonDon4EVA 8 heat pts
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 Young Fab said:
"It's kinda hard to imagine/
like Kanye West, comin back from a fatal accident to beat makin and rappin/"-The Game

maybe he don't know what the f**k a "FATAL accident" is
LMAO wow I never noticed this line 'til now.


People don't be proofreading these rappers while they're in the booth? Got damn...
 09-12-2009, 07:53 PM         #82
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 Demboyz746 said:
I'm the opposite of moderate,
immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler
and the swagger of a college kid.
-T.I.

I like that ti rhyme..
it's not a bad one, people just try to find reasons not to f**k with dude, ANY REASON to not f**k with dude...he always has his stuff on point so you know people are gonna go at him

not comparing him to a Jay or anything but they try to do the same to Jigga, and jigga lines always make sense, he just doesnt say just anything, same with eminem
 09-12-2009, 07:59 PM         #83
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 Tommy_Bunz said:
it's not a bad one, people just try to find reasons not to f**k with dude, ANY REASON to not f**k with dude...he always has his stuff on point so you know people are gonna go at him

not comparing him to a Jay or anything but they try to do the same to Jigga, and jigga lines always make sense, he just doesnt say just anything, same with eminem
"I'm an animal, half man half mammal..."
 8 years ago '06        #84
iCON-8 1 heat pts
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 stlcardinals19 said:
"Im original man, thats why im original"

"i got so much cash and money
i got y'all saying man he fresh
get it? as in mannie fresh
of cash money records
hence the reference
please buy my mixtapes"

-Papoose


i will NEVER be listening to that dude again.
 8 years ago '04        #85
STUNTIN 
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 tdub-zr0 said:
Drake-"In the club, you know I ball.............chemo!"

That maybe the worst line I've heard in Hip-Hop in quite some time.
its in the club, you know i balled,.... chemo
 09-12-2009, 08:07 PM         #86
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 Narcz said:
"I'm an animal, half man half mammal..."
son look who you have in your avi though, are you f**kin serious?

you gon take a line that just dropped within these last months.....pick another and get back at me
 09-12-2009, 08:09 PM         #87
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 Tommy_Bunz said:
son look who you have in your avi though, are you f**kin serious?

you gon take a line that just dropped within these last months.....pick another and get back at me
"38 Revolve like the sun round the earth..."
 8 years ago '06        #88
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Lyrics that fail -

[50 Cent]
Shorty so seductive dancin on me
Its the way that she move that makin me horny
If I wake up next to her in the morning
I'm a turn over and tell her lets do it again
[Yayo] - shorty so seductive dancin on me
The way that she move makin me horny
If I wake up next to her in the morning
I'm a turn over and tell her lets do it again


[Tony Yayo]
Ladies tell the truth you know I'm cute
 8 years ago '06        #89
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 8 years ago '04        #90
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"you know what it is to make nothing outta something" - juvenile "HA"
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 8 years ago '08        #91
stlcardinals19 32 heat pts32
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I got some more Pap!!!!


“im like the bones in fat joe legs i move crack”

"My mind stay sharper then a recently sharpened pencil"

"Pap will k!ll you and your brother
I k!ll 2 birds with one stone, like the stone ricocheted off one bird and k!lled the other"

"pap got the property in hand
i'm like aaron how i cop land
and if you don't know who aaron copland is
he's a brilliant classical composer
with an extensive catalog of beautiful music
that is most likely available for rental at your local public library"
 09-12-2009, 11:38 PM         #92
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 stlcardinals19 said:
I got some more Pap!!!!


“im like the bones in fat joe legs i move crack”

"My mind stay sharper then a recently sharpened pencil"

"Pap will k!ll you and your brother
I k!ll 2 birds with one stone, like the stone ricocheted off one bird and k!lled the other"

"pap got the property in hand
i'm like aaron how i cop land
and if you don't know who aaron copland is
he's a brilliant classical composer
with an extensive catalog of beautiful music
that is most likely available for rental at your local public library"

more pappoose please
 8 years ago '05        #93
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"she's a pc, she sits in my lap..."

is it just me, but i dont think all pc's are laptops?? lol


"we blasting off like a laser, POOM POOM POOM!!" - i'm sorry, i heard that and said "fail" in my head...
 8 years ago '04        #94
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 iCON-8 said:
Lyrics that fail -

[50 Cent]
Shorty so seductive dancin on me
Its the way that she move that makin me horny
If I wake up next to her in the morning
I'm a turn over and tell her lets do it again
[Yayo] - shorty so seductive dancin on me
The way that she move makin me horny
If I wake up next to her in the morning
I'm a turn over and tell her lets do it again


[Tony Yayo]
Ladies tell the truth you know I'm cute
 iCON-8 said:

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:rolll augh:
 8 years ago '04        #95
DJ Maximum|M 48 heat pts48
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 BMT123 said:
"she's a pc, she sits in my lap..."

is it just me, but i dont think all pc's are laptops?? lol


"we blasting off like a laser, POOM POOM POOM!!" - i'm sorry, i heard that and said "fail" in my head...
venus vs mars talking about she just sits in my lap but were different

laser sounds can go like that ur reaching
 8 years ago '06        #96
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1:15-1:34 had me dying "rollie-pollie" hahaha


Last edited by Pyro911; 09-13-2009 at 01:08 AM..
 8 years ago '09        #97
mtva24 224 heat pts224
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its either

"im retardard, retanto, south side head hanco" from Lil' Boosie
-or-
"im rate, like mr. clean with hair" from Lil' Wayne
 8 years ago '04        #98
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 stlcardinals19 said:
"pap got the property in hand
i'm like aaron how i cop land
and if you don't know who aaron copland is
he's a brilliant classical composer
with an extensive catalog of beautiful music
that is most likely available for rental at your local public library"

..
 8 years ago '04        #99
Dash420 21 heat pts21
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 stlcardinals19 said:
I got some more Pap!!!!


“im like the bones in fat joe legs i move crack”

"My mind stay sharper then a recently sharpened pencil"

"Pap will k!ll you and your brother
I k!ll 2 birds with one stone, like the stone ricocheted off one bird and k!lled the other"

"pap got the property in hand
i'm like aaron how i cop land
and if you don't know who aaron copland is
he's a brilliant classical composer
with an extensive catalog of beautiful music
that is most likely available for rental at your local public library"
this gets me everytime yo
 8 years ago '06        #100
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 STUNTIN said:
its in the club, you know i balled,.... chemo
Yeah, I left off the "ed" on balled, but I get what dude was trying to say, that should of been obvious when I posted the line. And does that make that line any less lame?
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