Punchlines That Literally Fail

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 8 years ago '06        #61
Hit Em' Up 61 heat pts61
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"I catch up [ketchup] like mayonnaise"
 8 years ago '05        #62
rawchester 14 heat pts14
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 tdub-zr0 said:
Balled? Ball? I get what dude was trying to say. Doesn't make what he said any less uninspired and lame.
You know i balled (bald) chemo

still dont f**k with that line tho
 8 years ago '05        #63
YARKONE 4 heat pts
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 eljesserocks said:
Roc-A-Fella is the army, better yet the navy
hove
takeover

this thread is 4 pages long and nobody has acknowledged that it this cashmoney line doesnt exist?
wtf is wrong with all you lil wayne c*cksucking f*gs?
wtf... cash money is an army, is the only cash money song I bumped back in the day.
 8 years ago '06        #64
datVAkid 37 heat pts37
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 eljesserocks said:
Roc-A-Fella is the army, better yet the navy
hove
takeover

this thread is 4 pages long and nobody has acknowledged that it this cashmoney line doesnt exist?
wtf is wrong with all you lil wayne c*cksucking f*gs?
Red Magic with Game dumb a.ss



who the c*ck sucker now lol
 8 years ago '05        #65
SLiKK_KiD 
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this may not be a fail but a wack drake line none-the-less:

"i perfected my Kraft, using moses, tryna make some chesse off a single is a process, get it? Kraft, Single, Cheese, Processed, sit back and admire the talent that I po-sses."
 09-12-2009, 11:59 AM         #66
Zo1987  OP
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I got more jay's than a crack house
-Bow Wow

I'm the opposite of moderate,
immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler
and the swagger of a college kid.
-T.I.

 09-12-2009, 12:27 PM         #67
Motivated  OP
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 Skateboard T said:
Drake

"Like a sprained ankle, I ain't nothin to play with".

LAME *in Jay-z Takeover voice*
i ain't think that line was that bad lol, prob cus i've heard way worse
 09-12-2009, 12:53 PM         #68
kingz21  OP
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 SLiKK_KiD said:
this may not be a fail but a wack drake line none-the-less:

"i perfected my Kraft, using moses, tryna make some chesse off a single is a process, get it? Kraft, Single, Cheese, Processed, sit back and admire the talent that I po-sses."
how is that wack? that line is dope, he uses great wordplay.
 8 years ago '04        #69
A.G 27 heat pts27
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"I take sacks to the face, whenever I can"..
 09-12-2009, 01:18 PM         #70
Zo1987  OP
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 str8_akademiks said:
"I take sacks to the face, whenever I can"..
what homo rapper said that??
 8 years ago '08        #71
VerbalAssassin 100 heat pts100
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 Zo1987 said:
I got more jay's than a crack house
-Bow Wow

I'm the opposite of moderate,
immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler
and the swagger of a college kid.
-T.I.

That was just an excuse for Clifford to use a big word in his verse
 8 years ago '06        #72
capo504 1 heat pts
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"call me what you want but don't call me collect" - soulja boy

 8 years ago '05        #73
Danger Zone 58 heat pts58
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 VerbalAssassin said:
That was just an excuse for Clifford to use a big word in his verse
And immaculately is a big word? Neway i jus heard dat new Juvenile song called Gotta get it and he said "They say im s**tty like kindergarten bathrooms"
 8 years ago '05        #74
Demboyz746 
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I'm the opposite of moderate,
immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler
and the swagger of a college kid.
-T.I.

I like that ti rhyme..
 8 years ago '06        #75
tpoker 3 heat pts
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drake got an unusally hi bad line count for some1 that just came out.

"every time we cut i swear it heal so good"---my darling baby

o really?
 09-12-2009, 03:21 PM         #76
Zo1987  OP
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 Demboyz746 said:
I'm the opposite of moderate,
immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler
and the swagger of a college kid.
-T.I.

I like that ti rhyme..
The punchline didnt make sense, college kids are known to have top-notch swagger?? I dont get it.
 8 years ago '04        #77
polorsport2345 8 heat pts
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 Zo1987 said:
The punchline didnt make sense, college kids are known to have top-notch swagger?? I dont get it.
that s**ts not even a punchline wtf..its just him stating what he thinks of himself & the s**t flowed nicely, aint no metaphor or similie in that s**t.. & u would know what TI meant if u seen them old videos with him rocking the polo vest dressing like a college person


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 8 years ago '05        #78
CornSlice 
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 twondog22 said:
"cash money is the army better yet the navy" <========== wtf does that mean
the navy is better then the army
 09-12-2009, 07:00 PM         #79
Narcz  OP
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 SLiKK_KiD said:
this may not be a fail but a wack drake line none-the-less:

"i perfected my Kraft, using moses, tryna make some chesse off a single is a process, get it? Kraft, Single, Cheese, Processed, sit back and admire the talent that I po-sses."
How is this a wack line? You're reaching kid.
 8 years ago '04        #80
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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"It's kinda hard to imagine/
like Kanye West, comin back from a fatal accident to beat makin and rappin/"-The Game

maybe he don't know what the f**k a "FATAL accident" is
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