Punchlines That Literally Fail

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 09-11-2009, 04:02 PM         #1
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Luay Whaters 
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Punchlines That Literally Fail
 

 
can ya'll think of any lines that literally failed in the sense that the rapper got his facts twisted.

ex: jay-z "half man half mammal"

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 09-11-2009, 04:14 PM         #2
IKeepsItTrill100  OP
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"for 3 years they had me peeing out of a cup"-Jay-Z
"Flyer Than an Ostrich"-Juelz Santana
 8 years ago '05        #3
MykelxKnight 14 heat pts14
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I get the boosters boosting, I get computers puting, you get shot at, homie I do the shooting.

I call it lemon red
Yellow diamonds in my ear
Call em lemonheads
Lemonhead end up dead

fagron
 8 years ago '05        #4
dmj4ever85 
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 Luay Whaters said:
can ya'll think of any lines that literally failed in the sense that the rapper got his facts twisted.

ex: jay-z "half man half mammal"

yeah...i think hov said it bakwards...supposed to be ima a mammal, half man half animal, lol
 8 years ago '06        #5
Bouncer 16 heat pts16
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anything lil wayne says
 8 years ago '08        #6
knAwle3ge 73 heat pts73
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 imsothoed said:
"for 3 years they had me peeing out of a cup"-Jay-Z
"Flyer Than an Ostrich"-Juelz Santana
damn Santana...
 8 years ago '04        #7
GoldynChyld421 
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".38 revolve like the Sun round the Earth" - Jay-z
"I'm a bear like, black and white hair, so I'm Polar" - Lil Wayne
 09-11-2009, 04:41 PM         #8
Hip-Hop-Storian  OP
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"best rapper alive"

anybody whoever said it
 8 years ago '06        #9
jj01 
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i was ehhh the other was illmatic, thats a 1 hot album every 10 year average.


smh
 8 years ago '08        #10
V.R. Nabor 1 heat pts
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"rap n*ggas like frozen bread put the heat on em' then they'll soften up"
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 8 years ago '06        #11
tdub-zr0 139 heat pts139
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Drake-"In the club, you know I ball.............chemo!"

That maybe the worst line I've heard in Hip-Hop in quite some time.
 8 years ago '08        #12
DUCE 141 heat pts141
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"im a good looking rapper i aint tryna front" - lil wayne
 8 years ago '06        #13
PoetikTrev 7 heat pts
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anything Juelz s**tana says
 8 years ago '04        #14
..AMARU.. 8 heat pts
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yall staying bad lines..

think the point was to list lines that didnt make sense

such as

game: woke up out the coma 2001, bout the same time dre dropped 2001
 8 years ago '08        #15
stlcardinals19 32 heat pts32
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"Im original man, thats why im original"

"i got so much cash and money
i got y'all saying man he fresh
get it? as in mannie fresh
of cash money records
hence the reference
please buy my mixtapes"

-Papoose
 8 years ago '06        #16
DrunkenBoxer 6 heat pts
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 stlcardinals19 said:
"Im original man, thats why im original"

"i got so much cash and money
i got y'all saying man he fresh
get it? as in mannie fresh
of cash money records
hence the reference
please buy my mixtapes"

-Papoose
hahahahahahahaahahhahahahahaha

































































 8 years ago '04        #17
twondog22 8 heat pts
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"cash money is the army better yet the navy" <========== wtf does that mean
 8 years ago '07        #18
PLAN_B 
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to the person who said:

Drake

"Like a sprained ankle, I ain't nothin to play with".

this line still makes sense tho..

cash money is the army better yet the navy" <========== wtf does that mean ../

think he says "better than the navy.....
 8 years ago '08        #19
V.R. Nabor 1 heat pts
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 ..AMARU.. said:
yall staying bad lines..

think the point was to list lines that didnt make sense

such as

game: woke up out the coma 2001, bout the same time dre dropped 2001
n*gga u aint didnt make the thread therefore stfu..
 8 years ago '05        #20
youngvito18 8 heat pts
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rocafella died of aids, that was the end of his chapter/
and thats the n*gga you name your company after//

rocafella dididnt die of aids, nas got rocafella mixed up with another rich investor
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