Tim Tebow Says He's Still a Virgin, Saving Himself for Marriage

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Tim Tebow Says He's Still a Virgin, Saving Himself for Marriage
 

 
We already knew Tim Tebow had the ability to k!ll a man with a forearm and get popcorn to pop by staring at kernels, now he's given yet another example of his superhuman powers. The most popular player in SEC history is saving himself for marriage. Unbelievable. I asked him this afternoon, and he didn't even blink before responding. He handled it masterfully, deftly. He even said he wasn't surprised to get the question. Talk about unflappable.

There have been famous virgins in the entertainment world before, think Britney Spears (a lie) and A.C. Green (purportedly true), but has there ever been someone like Tebow who has publicly announced he's a virgin?

I don't think so.

Cue the angels, strike up the harps, let halos drop from the Heavens while birds chirp. F. Scott Fitzgerald once said, "The rich aren't like you and me." We've all suspected it before, but now we have even further evidence: Tim Tebow isn't like you and me. He's better than you and he's better than me. And I'll be damned if even me, as big of a Tennessee fan as exists on Earth, can even root against him. I'll write more on this later, but right now listen to the audio and marvel. Tim Tebow is superhuman in every way.

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Cue the angels, strike up the harps, let halos drop from the Heavens while birds chirp. F. Scott Fitzgerald once said, "The rich aren't like you and me." We've all suspected it before, but now we have even further evidence: Tim Tebow isn't like you and me. He's better than you and he's better than me. And I'll be damned if even me, as big of a Tennessee fan as exists on Earth, can even root against him. I'll write more on this later, but right now listen to the audio and marvel. Tim Tebow is superhuman in every way.

89 comments for "Tim Tebow Says He's Still a Virgin, Saving Himself for Marriage"

 07-23-2009, 02:48 PM         #2
Hurricane24 
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he must be gay
 07-23-2009, 02:49 PM         #3
JCWhy83 
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good for him....i guess i mean it is his choice
 8 years ago '06        #4
banga 8 heat pts
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he's a liar. he's just trying to make those florida hoes more thirsty than they are.
 8 years ago '06        #5
frequent23 
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Tim kno he down there spreadin all them b****es a.ss cheeks apart, im not buyin it Tim
 8 years ago '06        #6
D.O.H. 
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he scared of some twitter lmao
 07-23-2009, 02:58 PM         #7
CaLLaHaN 
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liessssssss
 8 years ago '06        #8
Rique 60 heat pts60
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lol no way
 07-23-2009, 03:02 PM         #9
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yea he might be, whats wrong with that though, it's his choice...its not like he can't get p*ssy
 8 years ago '09        #10
Spiffy 34 heat pts34
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what a virgin
 8 years ago '05        #12
klew 227 heat pts227
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 braided_uppimp said:
yea he might be, whats wrong with that though, it's his choice...its not like he can't get p*ssy
^ Also a virgin
 07-23-2009, 03:14 PM         #13
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 8 years ago '06        #14
RAZAH CUTS 5835 heat pts5835
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dude is a big time weirdo....

u at the university of Florida and not gettin no p****? damn son, I think he might be gay.....

that or his overt crazy religion is at work.....probably the latter.....
 8 years ago '05        #15
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He's gonna regret this in a couple years
 07-23-2009, 03:25 PM         #16
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I understand this from a religious point of view. BUT damn, how is he not going to get any p**** at the U of F. Its always in the top 3 for party schools and probably has some of the baddest females on the planet. C'mon Tebow! What the f*** is up with the last two pictures above? Dudes actually pose like that? MAD HOMO. Is Tebow even in the last two???
 8 years ago '05        #17
Deeangoe 2 heat pts
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unbelievable but true...one of my boys in uf was telling me how he knowss.lutty a.ss chicks who go out with him just to see if they can f*** him, and hes turned down all these chicks...theyll go on a date to like the movies and s*** and just talk and s*** about life and all the s*** hes done ie charities, missions w/e w/e...man i remember one time i hit up this lounge in gville called 101 i thinnk im not sure...ne ways tebow was there and they had a table with some of his boys and hot a.ss chicks...they were popping bottles and had grey goose magnum bottles and tebow was just drinking water and s***...and i was like wow dude is uncorruptable, turns down easy p**** and free liquor, oh well im not gonna bash him for it, to each his own, im religious to a point but not that extreme
 07-23-2009, 03:29 PM         #18
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 klew said:
^ Also a virgin
if i was a virgin, i would tell you straight up...it's not that serious...lol @ me being a virgin...i hope you see that word "pimp" at the end of my name
 8 years ago '05        #19
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if it's true it's his choice cuz anyone who has been to college knows that everyone gets p**** in college...even the wierd kids that stay in the comp labs lol
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DJ Maximum|M 48 heat pts48
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damn why are yall concerned with his virginity status?

its his choice to make he has more will power than anybody thing is its not that he cant get it.... its the point he dont want it... i hate florida but respect him as a person for focusing on the stuff he needs to be doin yall understand f***ing chicks gets u off track of ur dreams n goals
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