50 Cent has Scratchdatrecorditis- the condition where you make 5 records and none hit their target so you gotta go back to the lab and make an excuse for not releasing an album.
Rick Ross has Fantasyworldoppula- When you lie so much that you create your own world and believe that people actually believe you.
Twista has Speedspeakanomia- You go throughout life talking in normal conversation at speeds that break sound barriers, it is known to break families apart when you finish bedtime stories in 24 seconds or yell at your wife in a melody.
Fat Joe has Relevancycosis- When you had a squad led by Big Pun, drop a summer banger like Lean Back, and is still irrelevant in the industry except for hotdog eating competitions.
DMX is just a crack head.