Eminem - Relapse Lyrics

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Eminem - Relapse Lyrics
 

 
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[CODE] ººº [Title] [Time]
ººº 01 Dr. West (Skit) 1:29
ººº 02 3am 5:19
ººº 03 My Mom 5:19
ººº 04 Insane 2:59
ººº 05 Bagpipes From Baghdad 4:43
ººº 06 Hello 4:08
ººº 07 Tonya (skit) 0:42
ººº 08 Same Song & Dance 4:06
ººº 09 We Made You 4:46
ººº 10 Medicine Ball 3:57
ººº 11 Paul (skit) 0:19
ººº 12 Stay Wide Awake 5:20
ººº 13 Old Times Sake (Feat. Dr. Dre) 4:38
ººº 14 Must Be The Ganja 4:02
ººº 15 Mr. Mathers 0:42
ººº 16 Deja Vu 4:43
ººº 17 Beautiful 6:32
ººº 18 Crack a Bottle (Feat. Dr. Dre and 50 Cent) 5:16
ººº 19 Steve Berman (skit) 1:29
ººº 20 Underground / Ken Kaniff 6:19
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 9 years ago '12        #2
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3 A.M.

[Intro]
(Simultaneously)
Oh oh... Oh oh oh oh oh... Oh, Oh oh oh oh oh... Oh, oh oh oh oh oh... OH! Oh...
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Yeah... Yeah

There is no escaping
There's no place to hide
You scream "someone save me"
But they don't pay in no mind
Goodnight... Goodbye

[Verse 1]
You're walking down a horror corridor
It's almost 4 in the morning and you're in a
Nightmare, it's horrible
Right there's the coroner
Waiting for ya to turn the corner, so he can corner ya
You're a gonner, he's onto ya
Out the corner of his cornea, he just saw you run
All you want is to rest, cause you can't run anymore you're done
All he wants is to k!ll you infront of an audience
While everybody is watching in the party applauding it
Here I sit while I'm caught up in deep thought again
Contemplating my next plot again
Swallowing the colodopin, while I'm nodding in and out of the autumen
At the Ramada inn, holding on to the pill bottle then
Like my finger and swirl it round the bottom, and make sure I got all of it
Wake up nekkid at McDonald's with
Blood all over me, dead bodies behind the counter, s**t!
Guess I must've just blacked out again, not again!

[Chorus]
It's 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've k!lled them, k!lled them

I said, It's 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've k!lled them, k!lled them

[Verse 2]
Sitting nud3 in my living room, it's almost noon
I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some b00bs
Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana
Then I reach for the aloe and lanolin
Bust all over the wall pannelling, dismantelling
Every candle on top of the fireplace mantle and
Grab my flannel and my bandana then
Kiss the nekkid mannequin man again
You can see him standing in my front window if you look in
I'm just a hooligan, who's used to using hallucinogens
Causing illusions again, brain contusions again
Cutting and bruising the skin, Razors scissors and pins
Jesus when does it end, phases that I go through
Dazed and I'm so confused, days that I don't know who
Gave these molecules to, me what am I gon' do
Had the prodical son, the diabolical one
Very methodical when I slaughtered them

[Chorus]
It's 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've k!lled them, k!lled them

I said, It's 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've k!lled them, k!lled them

[Bridge]
She puts the lotion in the bucket
And puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again

She puts the lotion in the bucket
And puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again

[Verse 3]
I dice and I slash, slice and gash
Last night was a blast, I can't quite remember when I had that
Much fun off a half pint of a jack, my last vic and a half
A flashlight up Kim Kardashians a.ss
I remember the first time I dismembered a family member
December I think it was, I was having drinks with my cousin
I wrapped him in christmas lights, pushed him into the stinking tub
Cut him up into peices, and just when I went to drink his blood
I thought I oughtta drink his bathwater, that oughtta be fun
That's when my days of serial murder manslaughter begun
The sight of blood excites me, that might be an artery son
Your blood curdling screams just don't seem to bother me none
It's 3am and here I come, so you should probably run
A secret passageway around here, man there's got to be one
Oh no there's probably none, he can scream all that he wants
Top of his lungs, but ain't no stopping me from chopping him up, up

[Chorus]
Cause it was 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've k!lled them, k!lled them

I said, It's 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've k!lled them, k!lled them

[Outro]
(Simultaneously)
Yo... Ayoooo... Yo... Ayoooo... Yo... Ayoooo...Yo...Ayoooo
Refill Us... Refill Us... Refill Us... Refill Us... Refill Us...Refill Us... Refill Us... Refill Us...
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My Mom

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Okay... Aight aight aight aight aight aight
Yo yo... Alright I'ma lay the chorus first...
Here we go now!

[Chorus]
My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

[Verse 1]
My Mom, My Mom, I know you're probably tired
of hearing 'bout My Mom, oohoh-Woohoh
But this is just a story of when I was just a
shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ium

Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank, f**kin' peas on my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it, to season my steak
So everyday I'd have at least 3 stomach aches
Now tell me, what kinda mother would wanna see her
Son grow up to be an under-a-f**king-chiever
My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing either
What the f**k you stickin' gum up under the f**king seat for?
Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether
Either that or the motherf**ker's been puffin' reefer
But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a teacup? b***h you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin'
What the f**k you keep on f**kin' with me for
Slut, you need to leave me the, f**k alone I ain't playin'
Go find you a white crayon, and colour a f**kin' zebra

[Chorus]
My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

[Verse 2]
Wait a minute, this ain't dinner this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I?
Now here's a plate full of painkillers
now just wait til I crush the valium and put it in your potatoes
you little motherf**ker! I'll make you sit there and make that retarded f**kin' face
Without even tastin' it, you better lick the f**kin' plate, you ain't wastin' it
Put your face in it, 'for I throw you in the basement again
And I ain't giving in, you gonna just sit there in one f**kin' place
Spinnin' 'til next thanks giving and if you still ain't finished it
I'll use the same s**t again, then when i make spinach dip
It'll be placed in the s**t, you little s**t, wanna sit there and play innocent
A rack fell and hit me in K-mart, and they witnessed it
Child support, your father he ain't sent the s**t
And so what if he did, it's none of your dang business kid!

My Mom, there's no one else quite like My Mom
I know I should let bygons be bygons
But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on, cause

[Chorus]
My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

[Bridge]
My Mom love valium, now all I am is a party animal
I am what I am, But I'm strong to the finish, with my valium spinach
But my buzz only last about 2 minutes!
But I don't wanna swallow it without chewing it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my valium
My vaaaaaaaaliuuuuummmmmmmm oooohhhhhh

[Verse 3]
Man I never thought that I could ever be
a drug addict, Naah, f**k that, I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually, what has ended up happening
A tragedy, a f**kin' pass ended up catching me, and it's
Probably where i got aquanted with the taste ain't it
Pharmecuticals are the bomb maa', I'm beautiful
She k!lled the f**kin' dog, with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a f**kin' asprin and say that it has a headache
Here, want a snack, you hungry you f**kin' brat
Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap
Eat it, But I don't need, well f**k it then, break it up
Take a little peice and beat it before you wake Nathan up
Alright Maa', you win, I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it, pop and gobble it, and start wobblin'
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head

[Chorus]
My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

[Outro]
My Mom, I'm just like her
My Mom, My Mom, My Mom... My Mom, My Mom, My Mom... My Mom, My Mom, My Mom.. My Mom, My Momma
My Mommy, I'm like my momma...
Sorry Mom! I still love ya though! *Kiss*
Dr. Dre 2010, and this s**t is hella hard homie, now take us on outta here. WOOOOO!
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Insane

[Verse 1]
I was born with a d**k in my brain, yeah f**ked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my d**k sucked in the shed
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
After I f**k you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said "I don't know what the f**k's up with this kid!
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"
"Debbie don't let that f**ker get you upset
Go in there, stick a f**kin' cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you
I bet he probably just want's to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
"Ahh go f**k his brains out, if any's left in his head"

[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

[Verse 2]
"Did you get him?" Naaw, f**ker tried to bite my face off
I just got f**kin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the f**kin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherf**ker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every f**kin' thing off
Everything, except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah mainiac, that's Shady dog
Man that motherf**ker's gangsta, ain't he dog
Shady dog, what be going through that f**kin' brain of yours
Say no more, what the f**k you waitin' for, sing along

[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

[Verse 3]
Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching
f**k him in the a.ss, suck the c*m out while you're belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step father felt me
f**k a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping
"Shady what the f**k you saying?" I don't know help me!
What the f**k's happening, I think I'm f**king melting
"Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being"
No Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see
I only get nekkid when the baby sitter tells me
She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called a.ss r*pe, and we're shooting the jail scene"

[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!
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Bagpipes From Baghdad

[Intro]
Ohh... It's music to my ears.. Oh man, How can i describe the way I feel..
It's f**kin' great man... Ok, let me see... How can I begin...

[Verse 1]
Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch
Was bread, wine, more bread, wine, and captain crunch
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
And to soak it up an inbetween snack, c.rackers to munch
Mariah, whatever happen to us, why did we have to break up
All I asked for was a glass of punch
You see I never really asked for much
I can't imagine whats, going through your mind after such
A nasty break up with that Latin hunk
Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the f**k up
I'm not playin', I want her back you punk
This is hello kitty bedspread satin funk
Mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk
Zaf and Eric Clapton shaft brings abba crunk
And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya
You can beat me with any spatula that you want
I mean I really want ya bad, you c*nt
Nick you had your fun
I've come to kick you in your sack of junk
Man I could use a fresh batch of blood
So prepare your vanacular for dracula acupuncture

[Chorus]
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease for pete's sake he's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time when I rhyme, I'm blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Somebody turn the vacancy sign on cause I'm gone blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman holding a gladbag

[Verse 2]
You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture
I'm the miracle whip and trickster, my signature sound
When the tube of lipsticks around
I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow, man
What an ensemble, what an a.ssortment of pharma-
cutecals, this beautiful pill dust in my palm-a
cuticle's get residue just from touching the bottle
Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama
I cut you like Dahmer, pull a butchers knife on ya
The size of a sword boy, I'm like the f**kin' Red Sonja
Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya Norman
You're so f**kin' annoyin', Drop the shovel boy
You don't know what the f**k you're doin'
I ain't playin' no f**kin' more
Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the f**kin' wh0ore
Every minute there's a sucka born
Snuck up on malakai and made the motherf**kers suck on a shucka corn
Shucka, shucka corn, shucka corn, hit Jason in the face with a hockey puc and
Told him it's f**kin' on, now what the f**k are ya doin'
You're runnin' over the snow blower with the lawn mower
Blowing your Bagpipes From Baghdad

[Chorus]
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease for pete's sake he's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time when I rhyme, I'm blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Somebody turn the vacancy sign on cause I'm gone blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman holding a gladbag

[Verse 3]
In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become hetro-s3xual
Nothing will stop me from molesting you
Titty f**king you 'till your brea$t n*pple flesh tickles my testicle
Is what they said, to the two conjoined twins
Hows it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?
You need some ointment, just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety coin chip
When the bad get going, how bad does the going get?
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with
Eachother, especially when you're joined at the hip
I'm going to get a needle and thread from the sowing kit
And attempt to seperate them, and stitch them back at the loins, s**t
knew the little boy with the choclate chips ahoy chip
cookie looky, even took me a polaroid quick

[Chorus]
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease for pete's sake he's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time when I rhyme, I'm blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Somebody turn the vacancy sign on cause I'm gone blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman holding a gladbag of
Bagpipes from Baghdad

[Outro]
Random garble in auto-tune
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Hello

[Intro]
Hello... Allow me to introduce myself... My name is, Shady.
It's so nice to meet you...It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long...
My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you

[Verse 1]
You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out
Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill, and I'm wrecklessly reckin' the house
That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now
There's the neckless I lost, clingin' to Stephanie's blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope, guess I'll re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth
Down the hatch, and the feelin' you can't match it
I rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn ratchet
Att-ack-tack-tacking a wh0ore with the damn hatchet
A napsack pack with like 40sumn Xanax's
Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances
I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniels
Forumla 44D and 40's with bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha

[Chorus]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And are you menstruating baby, my lil' friends waitin' to say Hello
The way your t*tties are wiggling and your booties shakin' like jello
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

[Verse 2]
Yeah
My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium
I don't need to buy any drugs, man people gimmie um
It just becomes everyday, extra curriculum
No reason inparticular, it was strictly fun
a 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 151
51 people asleep in my damn living room
Excuse me hun, but what is your name, Vivienne?
I woke up next to ya nekkid and err, did we um
Of course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy hun?
I'm looking for the torn rapper but there don't seem to be one
No offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm
But disease is something I'm tryna keep my p*nis free from
I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run
Like Speedy Gonzales, see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of 3's I'm fiendin' for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum

[Chorus]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do ya happen to have anything on ya to make my mood mellow?
Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

[Verse 3]
Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' that curtain for good
Word, word, word, word, word, word, word
I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery
To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased
He's no longer getting them free, 100 bucks for these Percodans
Plus it's getting to be where he lustfully searched the den
Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him
Tirelessly on the phone trying to russle up, muscle relaxants
For his back, and a couple of Pax's, now he's doubling backwards
And he's stumbling back, slipped and fell, hit his back bone
Heard something go crack, Now he's up in the bathroom
Like he's busting a nap, almost ended it that soon
Because of the fact, I'm just busting my own chops
While I'm busting a rap, resuscitated and rejuved, so f**k it I'm back

[Chorus]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do ya happen to have anything on ya to make my mood mellow?
Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

[Outro]
And so I'm sayin' Hello... Allow me to introduce myself... My name is, Shady.
It's so nice to meet you...It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long...
My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you
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Same Song & Dance

[Intro]
Yeah... Same song and dance...
Damn girl everywhere I go, same song and dance
I like the way you move, all over the globe
Same song and dance... Something about it man
Same song and dance... In the pale moon light

[Verse 1]
I'm lookin' at you yeah girl, you're kinda tooken back by
The whole rapper thing aren't ya
Probably thinking you'll get slapped so dang hard, ya
Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya
Couple r*pe charges people think you're a monster
The police constantly buggin' ya non stop
I walk upon ya, well hello Tonya
I think you got your on-star button inside your car stuck
You outta gas? Do you got a flat?
I would hate for you to be stranded at the Laundrymat
I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back
And sit up front, I'm not askin', it's a trap
You just got jacked, and bodysnatched and it's a wrap
In broad day, and no mask for this attack
I heard them say, exact opposites attract
If that's a fact, it'll take taskforce to get you back

[Chorus]
Yeah baby, do that dance
it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that a.ss
You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You s3xy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance

[Verse 2]
The first victim I had, she was a big one
big movie star, a partygirl, big fun
She was the girl the media always picked on
In and out of rehab every 4 to 6 months
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once
What an event it was, I was sitting in front
I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns
Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in son
Look here she comes, I better pull out the big guns
Hello Lindsay, you're lookin' a little thin hun
How 'bout a ride to rehab, get in c*nt
But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want
Girl I'm just kiddin' let me start over again hun
See what I meant was, you should have a little intervention
Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension
You little wench ya, murder wasn't my intention
If I wanted to k!ll you, it would of already been done
Slowly she gets in, and I begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extension
cord...

[Chorus]
Yeah baby, do that dance
it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that a.ss
You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You s3xy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance

[Verse 3]
My second victim was even bigger than the first
Popstar icon, the whole works
She played a little school girl, when she first burst
upon the scene, and seen that the world was hers
She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts
It hurt me and made me mad at first
I lashed out in my songs, but what was really going on
Was that I had developed a crush, I just didn't know how to tell it to her
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons or
Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk
We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk
Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
Climb the gate and ring the bell, Like hello my love
I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
I'll share my valium with you, cause I'm feelin' you Britney
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one
Ever since a school girl juvenile delinquent
I been feelin' you ooh ooh girl, you s3xy little gal you
You hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value
Cmon' toots, give me the Valium, Alioop
I'll slam dunk it into your mouth til you puke
And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
I'm bout to make a new outfit out of you
New outfit? s**t I'll make a suit out of you, shoot
No show me how you move, baby do how you do

[Chorus]
Yeah baby, do that dance
it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that a.ss
You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You s3xy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance

[Outro]
Same kickin' and screamin', same prayin' and sobbin'
Same song and dance, same beggin' and pleadin'
Same yellin' and bleedin', same song and dance
Yeah... same song and dance, I know... Same song and dance
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We Made You

[Intro]
Guess who... Did you miss me

Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus

[Chorus]
When you walk through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a... Rockstar (Baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

[Verse 1]
Back by popular demand, now pop a little zantac, for antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How's it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man, no don't massacre the fans!
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him, just 'cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutius maximus again
Squeeze it then squish it then pass it to a friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes he can can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samanthas a two, you're practically ten
I know you want me girl, in fact I see a grin

[Chorus]
When you walk through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a... Rockstar (Baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

[Verse 2]
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and, charlie-horse her
Sorry Porche, but what's Ellen Degeneres
Have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness!
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler, and two Xenadrine
Then I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, baby say hello to my lil' friend!
Brit forget K-Fed, let's cut out the middle men
Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay a little attention
And little did I mention that Jennifer's in
Love with me John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give them an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

[Chorus]
When you walk through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a... Rockstar (Baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

[Bridge]
And that's why, My love, you'll never live without
I know you want me girl, 'cause i can see you checkin' me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you

[Verse 3]
Damn girl, I'm beginning to sprout an alph-alpha
Why should I was my filthy mouth out
You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to message your gal but
Jessica Alba, put a brea$t on my mouth bro
Wowzers, I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Lookin' like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he's bout to flip, Jessica
Rest a.ssured Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake
With a sawblade in it to make my jail break
Baby I think you just met your soul mate
Now break it down girl

[Chorus]
When you walk through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a... Rockstar (Baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player, who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

[Outro]
So baby
Baby get down down down, Baby get down down down
Baby get down down down, Baby get down get down x2

Oh Amy, rehab never looked so good! I can't wait!
I'm going back haha! WOOOO! Dr. Dre... 2020... Yeah.
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 9 years ago '12        #9
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Medicine Ball

Intro]
Oh my goodness! What have I done! Oh no! I can't believe it!
It's like... I've got the whole world in my palm!
And I'm ready to DROP bombS!

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca Rebecca
It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca
It's my sector, homos3xual disector, come again, rewind selecta!
I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector
So you can't get pregnant if I bis3xually wreck ya
Hannibal Lector and a guy s3x and I bet ya
I tantlize you and in less than 5 seconds I get ya
They say once bitten, and twice shy
Well I'm next to the guy with nine ecstacy pills and 5 extra
Boxes of ripped condoms in quantities, why yes sir
I took the rest of the lunesta pills from my dresser
It's my kinda vibe, what else should I try Lester
Drop kicked the b***h before her second trimester
Performed a home abortion with dexter then I guess I
Dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

[Chorus]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it, and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it, and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends

[Verse 2]
All my westside b***hes throw it up
Put a baloon inside your p***y, queef and blow it up
Man i think that he just fell off the teet and show enough
So you better change the station to keep from throwin' up
Man you've seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it
There's a p*nis on the floor and two balls, so you know who did it
You know you're with it girl, don't front, oh no you didn't
I'm won't r*pe all the p***ycat dolls, Nicole you kidding
I pee on Rihanna see man I do what I wanna
Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy glueing Madonna to
The lazy boy sofa fold her in two, then sit on her
Imagine the visual for that man, who woulda thought I
Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance
But the chick's so old, she looks like she out lived a life sentence
I never meant this, rhyme to be so offensive
If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive

[Chorus]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it, and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it, and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends

[Verse 3]
Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quick sand
Here, you need a hand big man, grab hold of this branch
With both hands, man they don't understand, I'm just a sick man
Now everybody's pissed at me
Like it's my fault this name rhymes with so many different words, Jeez!
So one last time Mr. Christoper Reeves
Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse please!
"Eminem, I'm coming to k!ll you, always hated you and I still do
You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume
Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you
You're taking this s**t too far, who do you think you are?
Hang my suit up in the armior
Everyday I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard
Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore"

[Chorus]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it, and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Let's begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it, and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends

[Outro]
The world is mine!
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 9 years ago '12        #10
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Stay Wide Awake

[Intro]
Yo yo... Follow me... come with me to the dark side of the force
No man will go to this place, the devil only knows, of this world
so dark and oh so cold, it's oh so cold... oh so cold... oh

[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark

(Stay Wide Awake)
They only know a world so cold
A world where on-ly some will go
(Stay Wide Awake)
And not return, when will they learn?
Where do they go? God only knows
(Stay Wide Awake)

[Verse 1]
Fe Fi Fo Fum, I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter Central Park, it's dark, it's winter in December
I've seen my target, pit my car, and park and approach the tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider, hi there girl you might-a
Heard of me before, see wh0ore you're the kinda girl that I'd-a
ssault and r*pe and figure why not try to make your p***y wider
f**k you with an umberella then open it up while the s**t's inside ya
I'm the kinda guy to smile but I might flip and get a little bit wilder
Impregnate a lesbian, yeah now let's see her have triplets then I'll-di
cintigrate them babies as soon as they're out her with formalde-
hide in cyanide girl you can try and hide, you can try to scream louder
No need for no gun powder, that only takes all the fun outta
murderin' I'd rather go vin vin and no you see just how the
f**k I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp, err
s**t, wait a minute I mean skull, my knife seems dull, pull another one out, uh

[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark

(Stay Wide Awake)
They only know a world so cold
A world where on-ly some will go
(Stay Wide Awake)
And not return, when will they learn?
Where do they go? God only knows
(Stay Wide Awake)

[Verse 2]
So dark and so cold, my friends don't know this other side of me
There's a monster inside of me, it's quite ugly and it frightens me
But they can't see what I can see, there's a vacancy in my tummy
It's making me play hide and seek, like Jason, I'm so hungry
She's nekkid see, no privacy, but I can see she wants me
So patient see, I try to be, but she why does she taunt me
Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep, and I creep right through the front see
So blatantly, but silently, cause I know that she's sound sleep
Who's waking me so violently, and why's he on top of me
He's raping me she tries to scream, somebody please get him off me
He's taping me, he's biting me, he's laughing like it's funny
She's scraping me, she's f!ghting me, she's scratching like some dumb freak
Escaping me, no dice you see, I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan G, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties
I'm crazy but it's alright with me, man life can be so empty
Stay away from me, 'cause I'm dancing to quite a different drum beat

[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark

(Stay Wide Awake)
They only know a world so cold
A world where on-ly some will go
(Stay Wide Awake)
And not return, when will they learn?
Where do they go? God only knows
(Stay Wide Awake)

[Verse 3]
Better try to stay wide awake or you might end up found dead by the lake
Soon as you lay me down to sleep, It's your soul I'ma try to take
Pray for life today, right away, why do they try to f!ght today?
I must make them pay twice as much, might aswell put the knife away
Now I use power tools, how 'bout now, are you in the shower?
Scower you for 6 hours, til outage of power outlets
How did you figure out I was down in your basement, now ya
Must've just heard the sound of my stomach growling from down there
Prowler there's no one fowler, bound ya, that's how they found ya
Face down in the tub I drown ya, with piles of downers around ya
Such nostalgia and power, such prowess, look how you cower
Jump out on you now, like I was a Jawa from f**kin' Star Wars
Jabba the Hut betty-bah-bah betty-bye-bye It's time to die-die
Oughtta not even bother to scream, it don't even matter
Amazing at raising skin with these razor blades he waves at ya
Not ya everyday Damien, bathe me in holy water
Nodding like son of Sam, so please understand there's no gun in hand
Where's the thrill in the hunt, there's no fun in that, here I come with axe
Once I act like lumberjack when I'm hacking them up with that
What was that, dial 911, someone's coming in from the back

[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark

(Stay Wide Awake)
They only know a world so cold
A world where on-ly some will go
(Stay Wide Awake)
And not return, when will they learn?
Where do they go? God only knows
(Stay Wide Awake)
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Old Time's Sake

[Intro - Eminem]
Good evening... This is your f**king captain speaking
We will soon be reaching an altitude of 4 million and a half feet
That's 8 million miles in the sky
Please undo your seatbelt for takeoff
You are now free to smoke up out the cabinet

[Dr. Dre]
I'm Dre from back in the day from
NWA from black and the grey from
Chokin' a b***h to smackin' her face from
Stackin' up bodies to rackin' the K's up
From rackin' up hits to stackin' them crates up
I'm still hungry and I'm back with a tapeworm
And what was happenin' in rap entertainment
Me and Shady, far as competition f*g**t there ain't none

[Eminem]
Speak of the devil, it's attack of the Rainman
Chainsaw in hand, blood stain on my apron
Soon as the blade spun, vrum they run away from
Who wanna play dungeon, no one is safe from
In search of a brain surgeon, a great one
Wait it ain't funny man, it's urgent I need one
Two boxes of detergent and a paint gun
And an emergency squirt gun to spray-a one

[Chorus]
So one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You are now smokin' with the best, best)

I said one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You are now smokin' with the best, best)

[Eminem]
Smoke signal in the sky like verizon wireless
A nice environment, suprise entirely
hypnotized by the sound I surround the hydrant
Takin' lives of firemen, say goodbye here I am again
nekkid wives and vicodin
Before I begin to get to so high p***yboy I could spin
Vin vin f**k the handle, I fly off the hinge
Let that boy off the bench coach, and throw it to him
There he goes in his trenchcoat, no clothes again
Baby make us some french toast and show us some skin
I show you every inch grows in my foreskin
Show me n*pple, I pinch both and throw up a ten
Now you know it's a sin to tease, blow us again
The sorceror of intercourse, if it's forced it's him
Don't f!ght the feelin' if you're feeling the force within
Now when you wake up in the mornin' next to the porcelain

[Chorus]
So one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You are now smokin' with the best, best)

I said one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You are now smokin' with the best, best)

[Dr. Dre]
Now when there's smoke there's fire
When there's fire there's flames
When there's flames there's Chronic
Either you high or you ain't
I got no time for no games

[Eminem]
Naah uh he ain't playin'
He's gon' get the AK and aim it right at your bra-ain
I'm slightly insa-ane, Vic and Creatine
Hypnotic and red bull, it's an incredible energy drink
And It's givin' me wings, I believe I can fly
While I pee on a girl, you won't catch me CSI
It's as easy as pie, and as simple as cake
Dre get on the mic and make 'em tremble and shake

[Dr. Dre]
Now put your smoke up in the air, raise your Henny and Coke
And if you really wanna get f**ked up, just let me know
We can smoke 'til there's no more lighter fluid to do it
Let's get in to it, your smokin' with the triedest and truest
I got the midas touch, when it comes to rollin' s**t up
You mother f**kers ain't smokin' you just holdin' s**t up
Now here we go let's get up, get down, hold up a blunt
I smoke the kind of stuff that makes the records go number one
Cause if at first you don't succeed, won't hurt to smoke some weed
Now them words are just a little more personal for me
Seein' as how, I blew up off of puffin' them trees

[Eminem]
We're smokin' up for me, f**k yeah light it up cheech
Cmon smoke me out cuz, gimme contact buzz
Get me on track, they love me when I'm on that stuff
But this is earth callin', Shady man cmon back WHAT
Man we're losin' him, he won't even respond back, f**k
Now look at all the pretty women in here (damn b***hes)
Dre it's hot, I think we better go check on their temperatures
I'll get the thermometer, you get the bandages
Now baby just bend over, this won't hurt a damn bit, just

[Chorus]
And gimme one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You are now smokin' with the best, best)

I said one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You are now smokin' with the best, best)
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Must Be The Ganja

[Intro]
Yeah... Oh! Yeah Yeah...Oh.. I feel like dancing, I feel like dancing
I smell something in the air that's making me high
I said, I smell something in the air that's making me high

[Verse 1]
Ok here we go, Do-re-mi-fa-so-fa-so-la-ti so
Lyrical rascal, kick back the tobasco
You motherf**ker's must just not know the tic-tac-so
Time to show you the most kickass flow in the cosmos
Picasso with a pickaxe, a sick a*****e
tic-tac-toe comes with sixpack, with exact doe
Knives, strangling wives with d**k-lasso
3 bags of the grass, Zig Zags, I'm with the Doc so
You know how that go, skull and the crossbones
This is poison to poison girls who do not know
You do not wanna try this at home my lovato
This is neither the time nor the place to get macho
So crack a six pack, sit back with some nachos
Maybe some popcorn, and watch the show and just rock slow
It's not what you expected, nor what you thought so
Bout time that you wake the f**k up, smell the pot smoke

[Chorus]
It must be the ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind

I said it's the ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind

[Verse 2]
Your dreams are getting fulfilled, ooh I'm literally getting a chill
Spitting at will, me and Dre have just finished splitting a pill
You're submitting to skill, sitting still
I'm admitting I'm beginning to feel like I don't think anyone's real
Faced with a dilemma, I can be Dalai Lama
And be calmer, in drama a step beyong a Jeffrey Dahma
Please don't upset me mama, you're looking s3xy mama
Don't know if it's the lala, or the rum and pepsi mama
Don't wanna end up inside my refrigerator freezer
Be used as extra topping, the next time I make a pizza
How many people you know that can name every serial k!ller
Who ever existed in a row, put them in chronological order
Beginning with Jack the Ripper
Name the time and place from the body, the bag, the zipper
Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped
The trunk that they was stuffed in, the model, the make, the plate
And which model, which state they found her and how they attacked the victim
Say which murder weapon was used to do what on which one
Which knife and which gun, what kid, what wife and which nun
Don't stop, I like this it's fun, the f**kin' night's just begun

[Chorus]
It must be the ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind

I said it's the ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind

[Verse 3]
When I'm behind the mic, dynamite's what it's kinda like
You're stuck with the same stick that you're tryna light
Behind the boards, it's Dre, legends are made this way
Isn't it safe to say, this is the way it should be
Maybe you need some lyric syrup serum for your symptoms
Here's a dosage of the antidote, now you give him some
He can give her some, she can give them some
Get behind a lint drum, make up a beat and k!ll the sucker syndrome
The spinning drum when it comes to lyrics and pennin' some
Starting from scratch and then ending up at the ending of
Capable of winning her, bullets are, so unbelievable its a
Titanium cranium that's full of su-prises
When the smoke rises, right before your very own eyes
You stare into your stereos (hi)
Good evening, this isn't even a weed thing
I ain't even smoke anything, I ain't even drinking

[Chorus]
It must be the ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind

I said it's the ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind
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Deja Vu

[Verse 1]
As I, fall deeper into a manic state
I'm a prime candidate for the gene to recieve the drug addict trate
Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate
I seem to grab a take to the bottle of Nyquill then I salivate
Start off with a Nyquill, like "I think I'll just have a taste"
Couple of sips of that, then I gradually graduate
To a harder prescription drug called Valium, like yeah that's great
I go to just take one, and I end up like having eight
Now I need something in my stomach 'cause I haven't ate
Maybe I'll grab a plate of nachos and I'll have a steak
And you'd think that with all I have at stake
Look at my daughters face, "Mommy, something is wrong with Dad, I think!
He's acting weird again, he's really beginning to scare me
Won't shave his beard again, and he pretends he doesn't hear me
And all he does is eat doritos and cheetos and he just
Fell asleep in his car readin' three musketeers in the rear seat"

[Chorus]
Sometime's I feel so alone, I just don't know
Feels like I been down this road before
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me
As soon as I go home and close the door
Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do
But I can't, and I won't, say I try, but I know, that's a lie, 'cause I don't
And why I just don't know

[Verse 2]
Maybe just a nice cold brew, what's a beer?
That's the devil in my ear, I've been sober a f**kin' year
And that f**ker still talks to me, he's all I can f**kin' hear
Marshall cmon' we'll watch the game, it's the Cowboys and Buccaneers
And maybe if I just drink half, I'll be half buzzed for half of the time
Who's the mastermind behind that little line
With that kinda rationale, man I got half a mind
To have another half a glass of wine, sounds asinine
Yeah I know, But I never had no problem with alcohol
Ouch look out for the wall, aim for the couch, I'm 'bout to fall
I missed the couch and down I go lookin' like a bouncing ball
s**t musta knocked me out, 'cause I ain't feel the ground at all
Wow, what the f**k happened last night, where am I?
Man, f**k am I hungover, and god damn I
Got a headache, should have a vicodin? Why can't I
All systems ready for takeoff, please standbye

[Chorus]
Sometime's I feel so alone, I just don't know
Feels like I been down this road before
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me
As soon as I go home and close the door
Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do
But I can't, and I won't, say I try, but I know, that's a lie, 'cause I don't
And why I just don't know

[Verse 3]
So I take a vicodin splash, hit's my stomach then *Ahh*
Couple of weeks go by, it ain't even like I'm gettin' high
Now I need to just not to feel sick, yeah I'm gettin' by
Wouldn't even be taking this s**t if DeShaun didn't die
Oh yeah, there's an excuse, you lose Proof so you use
There's new rules, it's cool if it's helping you to get through
It's 12 noon, ain't no harm in self inducing a snooze
What else is new, f**k it, what would Elvis do in your shoes
Now here I am 3 months later, full blown relapse
Just get high until the kids get home from school holmes relax
And since I'm convinced that I'm an insomniac
I need these pills to be able to sleep, so I take 3 naps
Just to be able to function throughout the day
Let's see, that's an ambien each nap, how many valium, 3?
And that will average out to about one good hours sleep
Ok so now ya see, the reason how come he
Has taken 4 years, to just put out an album, B
See me and you, we almost had the same outcome, Heath
Cause that christmas, you know the whole pneumonia thing?
It was bologna, was it the methadone ya think?
but the hydrocodone, you hide inside your pr0nos
Your VCR tape cases, put your ambience, see are great places to hide em ain't it
So you can lie to Hailie, I'm going beddie bye Whitney baby, goodnight Alaina
Go in the room and shut the bedroom door
And wake up in an ambulance, they said they found me on the bathroom floor, damn

[Chorus]
Sometime's I feel so alone, I just don't know
Feels like I been down this road before
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me
As soon as I go home and close the door
Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do
But I can't, and I won't, say I try, but I know, that's a lie, 'cause I don't
And why I just don't know
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 9 years ago '12        #14
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Beautiful

[Intro]
Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me
Are you trying to get through
Are you reaching out for me
I'm reaching out for you

[Verse 1]
I'm just so f**king depressed, I just can't seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump, but I need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises, took my lumps, fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up, in order for me to pick the mic back up
I don't know how or why or when, I ended up in this position I'm in
I'm startin' to feel distant again, so I decided to just pick this pen
Up to make an attempt to vent, but I just can't admit
Or come to grips with the fact that I may be done with rap, I need a new outlet
And I know some s**ts so hard to swallow, but I just can't sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow, but I know one fact, I'll be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow, I'll be one tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow, but you'll have to walk a thousand miles

[Chorus]
In my shoes, just to see, what it's like to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes, just to see what it'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine, go inside eachothers minds
Just to see, what we find, look at s**t through eachothers eyes
But don't let them say you ain't beautiful
They can all get f**ked, just stay true to you
Don't let them say you ain't beautiful
They can all get f**ked, just stay true to you

[Verse 2]
I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humour
Everything's so tense and gloom, I
Almost feel like I gotta check the temperature of the room
Just as soon as I walk in, It's like all eyes on me, so I try to avoid any eye contact
Cause if I do that it then it opens the door for conversation, like I want that
I'm not looking for extra attention, I just wanna be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room, maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I don't need no f**kin' man servant, tryna follow me around and wipe my a.ss
Laugh at every single joke I crack, and half of them ain't even funny, like "AAHHHHH!
Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn!"
Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why don't you all sit down, listen to the tale I'm about to tell, hell
We don't gotta trade our shoes, and you ain't gotta walk no thousand miles

[Chorus]
In my shoes, just to see, what it's like to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes, just to see what it'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine, go inside eachothers minds
Just to see, what we find, look at s**t through eachothers eyes
But don't let them say you ain't beautiful
They can all get f**ked, just stay true to you
Don't let them say you ain't beautiful
They can all get f**ked, just stay true to you

[Verse 3]
Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bulls**t hands we're dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves, and flip them, don't expect no help
Now I could of either just sat on my a.ss, and pissed and moaned
Or take this situation in which I'm placed in, and get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags
Or sat on the porch and hoped and prayed for a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in in every single place, every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid even if it meant acting stupid
Aunt Edna always told me, keep making that face til it gets stuck like that
Meanwhile I'm just standing there holding my tounge, tryna talk like BLEGH!
Then I stuck my tounge on that frozen stop sign pole at eight years old
I learned my lesson then, 'cause I wasn't trying to impress my friends no more
But I already told you my whole life story, not just based off my description
Cause where you see it form where you're sitting, is probably 110% different
I guess we would have to walk a miles in eachothers shoes at least
What size you wear, I wear 10's, let's see if you can fit your feet

[Chorus]
In my shoes, just to see, what it's like to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes, just to see what it'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine, go inside eachothers minds
Just to see, what we find, look at s**t through eachothers eyes
But don't let them say you ain't beautiful
They can all get f**ked, just stay true to you
Don't let them say you ain't beautiful
They can all get f**ked, just stay true to you

[Outro]
Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me
Are you trying to get through
Are you reaching out for me
I'm reaching out for you

Yeah, to my babies, stay strong, dad will be home soon
And to the rest of the world... God gave you them shoes, to fit you
So put them on and wear them... be yourself man, be proud of who you are
Even if it sounds corny... don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful
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 9 years ago '12        #15
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Crack A Bottle

[Intro]
Oh! Ladies and Gentlemen
The moment you’ve all been waiting for ..
In this corner, weighing 175 pounds
With a record of 17 r*pes, 400 a.ssaults, and 4 murders
The undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world
Slim Shady!

[Chorus]
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
Uh-oh uh-oh, b***hes hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and do not one of them got clothes
Now where’s the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers?
I notice there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us
And ladies love us, my posse’s kicking up dust
It’s on 'til the break of dawn
and we’re starting this party from dusk

Ok... let’s go

[Verse 1 -Eminem]
Back with Andre the giant, mister elephant tusk
Fix you must, you’ll just be another one bit the dust
Just one of, my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt, Lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
Its a must, I redeem my name n haters get mushed
b***hes lust, man they love me when I lay in the cut
Fist the cup, the lady gave her eighty sumn paper cut
Now picture us, Its ridiculous you curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the s**t, gets worse then worcestershire sauce
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
Its elementary, the elephants have entered the room
I venture to say we're the center of attention its true
Not to mention back with a vengeance, so here’s the signal
Of the bat symbol, the platinum trio’s back on you hoes

[Chorus]
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
Uh-oh uh-oh, b***hes hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and do not one of them got clothes
Now where’s the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers?
I notice there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us
And ladies love us, my posse’s kicking up dust
It’s on 'til the break of dawn
and we’re starting this party from dusk

Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre

[Verse 2 Dr. Dre]
They see that low rider go by they're, like oh my!
You ain’t got to tell me why you’re sick cause I know why
I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre
I’m an itch that they cant scratch, they sick of me
But hey, what else can I say, I love LA
Cause over and above all, its just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again
I’ll be dammed, just f**ked around and crashed my Benz
Driving around with a smashed front end
Lets cash that one in
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado
The hell if I know, do I want leather seats or vinyl
Decisions, decisions, garage looks like precision collision.
Or maco, beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though

[Chorus]
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
Uh-oh uh-oh, b***hes hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and do not one of them got clothes
Now where’s the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers?
I notice there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us
And ladies love us, my posse’s kicking up dust
It’s on 'til the break of dawn
and we’re starting this party from dusk

And I take great pleasure in introducing... 50 Cent!

[Verse 3 - 50 Cent]
It’s bottle after bottle
The money ain’t a thing when you party with me
Its what we into, its simple
We ball out of control like you wouldn’t believe
I’m the napalm, the bomb, the don, i’m King Kong
Get rolled on, wrapped up and reigned on
I’m so calm through Vietnam, ring the alarm
Bring the shaun dawn, burn marajauan do what you want
It go on and on, till the break of what
Get the paper man i’m caking you know I don’t give a f**k
I spend it like it don’t mean nothing
Blow it like its supposed to be blown
Motherf**ker i’m grown
I stunt I style I flash the s**t
I gets what the f**k i want, so what I trick
Fat a.ss, burgundy bags, classy s**t
Jimmy Cho shoes, I say move a b***h move

[Chorus]
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
Uh-oh Uh-oh, b***hes hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now where’s the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers?
I notice there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us
And ladies love us, my posse’s kicking up dust
It’s on till the break of dawn
and we’re starting this party from dusk
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 9 years ago '12        #16
DoMieD 5 heat pts OP
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Underground

[Intro]
Alot of people ask me... where the f**k I been at, last few years
s**t I don't know... but I do know, I'm back now... haha

[Chorus]
Here come's the rain, and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, they'll wonder how
Looking for me, I'm underground

Here come's the rain, and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, they'll wonder how
Looking for me, I'm underground

[Verse 1]
Dre, I'm down here, under the ground, dig me up
Broken tibias, fibias, yeah fix me up
60s.luts, all of them dying from asphyxia
After they sit pissed through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
Dixy cup, it's toxins, boxes of oxy pads
Enough oxy cotton to send a f**king Ox to rehab
Whack job in the back, in a black stocking cap
Jacking off to a hockey mask, at a boxing match
"He can't say that", yes he can, I just did f*g**t
Now guess again, you better text message your next of kin
Tell em s**t's about to get extra messy, especially when
I flex again, and throw a f**kin' lesbian in wet cement
fag**ty f*g**ty f*g**ty, raggedy Anne and Andy, no
Raggedy Andy and Andy, no it can't be, it can't be
Yes it can be, the f**kin' anti-christ is back Danny
It's satan in black satin panties
This is amityville, calamity, god damn it insanity
Pills, fanny pack filled with Xany's
Through every nook and cranny, lookin' for trannys
Milk and cookies, spilt on my silk negligee, Jay looky
Razor b-lades with me to make you b-leed
Cases of Maybelline make up lay on a table of weed
Slim Shady, s**t sounds like a fable to me
'Til he jumps out of the f**kin' toilet when you're takin' a pee

[Chorus]
Here come's the rain, and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, they'll wonder how
Looking for me, I'm underground

Here come's the rain, and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, they'll wonder how
Looking for me, I'm underground

[Verse 2]
6 semen samples, 17 strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe on canopy beds
And gladbags yeah, glad to be back
Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab
f**kin' doctor, I ain't understand a damn what he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that b***h
Two weeks in brighton, I ain't enlightened
Biting into a f**kin' vicodin like I'm a viking
Oh lightening is striking, might be a f**kin' sign I need a psychic
Evaluation, f**k jason it's friday the 19th
That means it's just a regular day
And this is the kinda s**t I think of regularly
f**kin' lesbian, shouldn't of had her legs in the way
Now she's pregnant and gay, missing both legs and begging to stay

[Chorus]
Here come's the rain, and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, they'll wonder how
Looking for me, I'm underground

Here come's the rain, and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, they'll wonder how
Looking for me, I'm underground

[Verse 3]
Tell the critics I'm back and I'm coming
To spit it back in abundance
Hit a f*g with onions, then split a f*g of funions
Mad at me, understandable, cannibal, shoot an animal
out of a cannon and have him catapult, add an adult
Captain of a cult, with an elite following
To turn halloween back to a trick or treat holiday
Have Michael Myers looking like a liar
Swipe his powers, replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyers
Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40, stuck a sepository up his a.ss
And made him tell me a story, gave Hannibal lector a f**kin' nectarine
And sat him in the f**kin' fruit and vegetables sections and gave him a lecture
Walked up elm street with a f**kin' wiffle bag drew
Fought Freddy Krugar, and Edward Scissorhands too
Then came out with a little scratch, ooh
Looking like I got in a f**king pillow f!ght, with a triple fat goose
Insanity? can't it be vanity, where's the humanity
In havin' a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee
Straight jacket with 108 brackets
And a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it
Cut your f**kin' head off, and that's where you headed off to
Get it, headed off to? Medic, this headache's awful
this anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffle
and this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco

[Chorus]
Here come's the rain, and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, they'll wonder how
Looking for me, I'm underground

Here come's the rain, and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, they'll wonder how
Looking for me, I'm underground
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 05-10-2009, 02:29 AM         #17
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3 A.M.

[Intro]
(Simultaneously)
Oh oh... Oh oh oh oh oh... Oh, Oh oh oh oh oh... Oh, oh oh oh oh oh... OH! Oh...
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Yeah... Yeah

There is no escaping
There's no place to hide
You scream "someone save me"
But they don't pay in no mind
Goodnight... Goodbye

[Verse 1]
You're walking down a horror corridor
It's almost 4 in the morning and you're in a
Nightmare, it's horrible
Right there's the coroner
Waiting for ya to turn the corner, so he can corner ya
You're a gonner, he's onto ya
Out the corner of his cornea, he just saw you run
All you want is to rest, cause you can't run anymore you're done
All he wants is to k!ll you infront of an audience
While everybody is watching in the party applauding it
Here I sit while I'm caught up in deep thought again
Contemplating my next plot again
Swallowing the colodopin, while I'm nodding in and out of the autumen
At the Ramada inn, holding on to the pill bottle then
Like my finger and swirl it round the bottom, and make sure I got all of it
Wake up nekkid at McDonald's with
Blood all over me, dead bodies behind the counter, s**t!
Guess I must've just blacked out again, not again!

[Chorus]
It's 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've k!lled them, k!lled them

I said, It's 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've k!lled them, k!lled them

[Verse 2]
Sitting nud3 in my living room, it's almost noon
I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some b00bs
Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana
Then I reach for the aloe and lanolin
Bust all over the wall pannelling, dismantelling
Every candle on top of the fireplace mantle and
Grab my flannel and my bandana then
Kiss the nekkid mannequin man again
You can see him standing in my front window if you look in
I'm just a hooligan, who's used to using hallucinogens
Causing illusions again, brain contusions again
Cutting and bruising the skin, Razors scissors and pins
Jesus when does it end, phases that I go through
Dazed and I'm so confused, days that I don't know who
Gave these molecules to, me what am I gon' do
Had the prodical son, the diabolical one
Very methodical when I slaughtered them

[Chorus]
It's 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've k!lled them, k!lled them

I said, It's 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've k!lled them, k!lled them

[Bridge]
She puts the lotion in the bucket
And puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again

She puts the lotion in the bucket
And puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again

[Verse 3]
I dice and I slash, slice and gash
Last night was a blast, I can't quite remember when I had that
Much fun off a half pint of a jack, my last vic and a half
A flashlight up Kim Kardashians a.ss
I remember the first time I dismembered a family member
December I think it was, I was having drinks with my cousin
I wrapped him in christmas lights, pushed him into the stinking tub
Cut him up into peices, and just when I went to drink his blood
I thought I oughtta drink his bathwater, that oughtta be fun
That's when my days of serial murder manslaughter begun
The sight of blood excites me, that might be an artery son
Your blood curdling screams just don't seem to bother me none
It's 3am and here I come, so you should probably run
A secret passageway around here, man there's got to be one
Oh no there's probably none, he can scream all that he wants
Top of his lungs, but ain't no stopping me from chopping him up, up

[Chorus]
Cause it was 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've k!lled them, k!lled them

I said, It's 3am in the morning
Put my key in the door 'n' bodies laying all over the floor 'n'
I don't remember how they got there, but I guess I must've k!lled them, k!lled them

[Outro]
(Simultaneously)
Yo... Ayoooo... Yo... Ayoooo... Yo... Ayoooo...Yo...Ayoooo
Refill Us... Refill Us... Refill Us... Refill Us... Refill Us...Refill Us... Refill Us... Refill Us...
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Swallowing the colodopin, while I'm nodding in and out of the autumen

Proper spelling is 'klonopin' source:
also I think it is 'ottoman', as in: )

Last night was a blast, I can't quite remember when I had that
Much fun off a half pint of a jack, my last vic and a half
A flashlight up Kim Kardashians a.ss
When I first heard this, I thought he meant a fleshlight, not a flashlight. But in the video he makes a flashlight like gesture, so I'm not sure. I do know fleshlight would have been funnier though.
 9 years ago '04        #18
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oh s**t, madddd props!

classic thread haha.
 05-10-2009, 07:55 PM         #19
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BAGPIPES FROM BAGHDAD

This is hello kitty bedspread satin funk
Mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk
Zaf and Eric Clapton shaft brings abba crunk

Should actually be:

This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk
Mixed with Egyptian with a little rap and punk
Zapp and Eric Clapton Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk

Shucka, shucka corn, shucka corn

Should be:

Chakha, Chakha Khan, Chakha Khan


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 9 years ago '05        #20
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