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 9 years ago '08        #21
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second verse of hello

my equilibrium's off must be the lithium
i dont need to buy any drugs man people give me em
it just becomes every day extra curriculum
no reason in particular it was strictly fun
a fifth of rum and 2 bottles of one fifty one
fifty one people are sleep in my damn living room
excuse me hun but what is ya name? vivianne?
i woke up next to ya nekkid and "uh did we um?"
of course we did but didnt i strap jimmy hun?
im looking for the torn rapper but there dont seem to be one
no offence baby girl i dont mean any harm
but disease is something im trying to keep my p*nis re-from
i find the package and im cool i immediatly run
like speedy gon-zalas to see if i see anyone
who might have a couple of 3's im feenin for some
my head is poundin to the beat of the drum
 05-09-2009, 05:03 PM         #22
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 kegar89 said:
They're fixed negro, calm down. It took two listens to put it together. 998 times less than you.
Ewwwww...they so sensitive....lol
Yeah...it's like put the s**t on media player slow it down to 1/2 speed and you can get the s**t quick....1000 times for a 3 min song is 3000 minutes...
Dude that spends 5 hrs on one song = Wait for someone else to do it to save your a.ss 1/2 a waking day
 05-09-2009, 05:05 PM         #23
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With the exception of We Made You and 3am, every song is f**kin heat. Those saying otherwise don't appreciate Em's crazy style or are just haters.

If only Jay-z could still rap like this. Gtfo haters
 05-09-2009, 05:09 PM         #24
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 cuddyduce said:
second verse of hello

my equilibrium's off must be the lithium
i dont need to buy any drugs man people give me em
it just becomes every day extra curriculum
no reason in particular it was strictly fun
a fifth of rum and 2 bottles of one fifty one
fifty one people are sleep in my damn living room
excuse me hun but what is ya name? vivianne?
i woke up next to ya nekkid and "uh did we um?"
of course we did but didnt i strap jimmy hun?
im looking for the torn rapper but there dont seem to be one
no offence baby girl i dont mean any harm
but disease is something im trying to keep my p*nis re-from
i find the package and im cool i immediatly run
like speedy gon-zalas to see if i see anyone
who might have a couple of 3's im feenin for some
my head is poundin to the beat of the drum
Nice...that song is bad like MJ....
- INSERT DIGITAL SARCASM - By the way, you misspelled "offence"...I'd probably listen to it a few more hundred times to pick stuff up like that ....Bx members get salty...If a hundred doesn't work bump it up to a thousand listens
 9 years ago '06        #25
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since everyone else is putting up lyrics from the album here, heres another track

Same Song & Dance:

(INTRO)
Yo
same song and dance
damn girl everywhere i go
same song and dance
i like the way you move all over the globe
same song and dance
there's something about it man
same song and dance
in the pale moonlight

(VERSE ONE)

I'm looking at you yeah girl you're kinda tooken back by
the whole rapper thing aren't ya?
probably think you'll get slapped so damn hard ya
wont even be able stand up straight aren't ya?
a couple r*pe charges people think you're a monster
the police constantly buggin you non-stop
i walk up on you, well hello tonya!
i think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck
you outta gas, do you got a flat?
i would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat
i got your back, why dont you put your laundry basket in the back?
and sit up front, im not asking, its a trap
you just got jacked and bodysnatched and it's a wrap
in broad day - no masks for this attack
i heard them say exact opposites attract
if that's fact it'll take taskforce to get you back

(HOOK)
Yeah baby do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that a.ss
You ain't ever gonna break that glass, the windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You s3xy little thing
Show me what you got, give it your all, look at you ball, why you crying to me?
Same song and dance.

(VERSE TWO)
The first victim i had, she was a big one
big movie star, party girl, big fun
she was the girl the media always picked on
in and out of rehab every 4-6 months
she was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
on nickelodeon flashed to little kids once
what an event it was, i was sitting in front
i was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns
seen her backstage, now here's where i come in son
look her she comes i'd better put out the big guns
"hello lindsay you're looking a little thin, hun'
how about a ride to rehab? get in c*nt!
starting off on the wrong foot is what i didn't want
girl im just kidding let me start over again, hun
see what i meant was we should have a little intervention
come with me to brighton, let me relieve your tension
you little wencher, murder wasn't my intention
if i wanted to k!ll you it would have already been done
slowly she gets in and i begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extension chord

(HOOK)
Yeah baby do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that a.ss
You ain't ever gonna break that glass, the windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You s3xy little thing
Show me what you got, give it your all, look at you ball, why you crying to me?
Same song and dance.

(VERSE THREE)
My second victim was even bigger than the first
pop star, icon, the whole works
she played a little schoolgirl when she first
burst upon the scene and seen the world was hers
she twirls and turns and flirts and skirts so bad it hurts
it irked me and made me mad at first
i lashed out in my songs but what was really going on
was that i had developed a crush, i just didn't know how to tell it to her
should i cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or
footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?
we'll settle this once and for all, ima tell her at dusk
tonight, tonight its the night, and tell her i must
creep upto her mansion in stilhettos and just
climb the gate and ring the bell, like "hello my love"
i just picked your prescription for ceriquill up
now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
i'll share my valium with you cause im feeling you britney
i'll trade you a blue one for a pink one ever since at schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
i've been feeling you ooh ooh girl you s3xy little girl
you hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value
come on toots give me the valium, alley-oop
i'll slamdunk it in your mouth till you puke
and just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
im about to make a new outfit outta you
a new outfit? s**t i'll make a new suit outta your shoe
now show me how you move baby, do how you do

(HOOK)
Yeah baby do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that a.ss
You ain't ever gonna break that glass, the windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You s3xy little thing
Show me what you got, give it your all, look at you ball, why you crying to me?
Same song and dance.

same kicking and screaming same crying and sobbing same song and dance
same yelling and bleeding same begging and pleading same song and dance


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 9 years ago '08        #26
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[Verse 1]
I was born with a d**k in my brain
Yea f**ked in the head
My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my d**k sucked in the shed
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
After I f**k you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said, "I don't know what the f**k's up with this kid"
The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
Jeffrey don't let that f**ker get you upset
Go in there stick a f**king cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's faking it
I bet you, I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course unless you object
Ah, go f**k his brains out if any is left in his head
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
[Verse 2]
You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off
I just got f**king chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw bit the f**king blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherf**ker's got nuts like king kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants he took every f**king thing off
Everything except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog
Man that motherf**kers gangsta, ain't he dog?
Shady dog, what be going through that f**king brain of yours?
Say no more, what the f**k you waiting for? Sing along.
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]

Don't you know what felch means? (Yea)
Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
f**k 'em in the a.ss suck the c*m out while you're belching
Burp belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
f**k a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
Shady what the f**k you saying? I don't know help me!
What the f**k's happening? I think I'm f**king melting!
Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
I only get nekkid when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey
Well this is called a.ss-Rape and we should do the Jail scene
 9 years ago '04        #27
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 wepainters said:
[Verse 1]
I was born with a d**k in my brain
Yea f**ked in the head
My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my d**k sucked in the shed
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
After I f**k you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said, "I don't know what the f**k's up with this kid"
The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
Jeffrey don't let that f**ker get you upset
Go in there stick a f**king cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's faking it
I bet you, I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course unless you object
Ah, go f**k his brains out if any is left in his head
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
[Verse 2]
You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off
I just got f**king chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw bit the f**king blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherf**ker's got nuts like king kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants he took every f**king thing off
Everything except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog
Man that motherf**kers gangsta, ain't he dog?
Shady dog, what be going through that f**king brain of yours?
Say no more, what the f**k you waiting for? Sing along.
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]

Don't you know what felch means? (Yea)
Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
f**k 'em in the a.ss suck the c*m out while you're belching
Burp belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
f**k a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
Shady what the f**k you saying? I don't know help me!
What the f**k's happening? I think I'm f**king melting!
Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
I only get nekkid when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey
Well this is called a.ss-Rape and we should do the Jail scene
that track is dope as f**k questionable but dope
 9 years ago '04        #28
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I had to pick my face off the floor after listening to this song the first time
 05-09-2009, 07:03 PM         #29
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 Ex The God said:
Im gonna do deja vu
:applause:
 9 years ago '09        #30
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lmao at the end of underground where he is making fun of we made you ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahhahahahhaaha
 05-09-2009, 07:39 PM         #31
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 webbstar842 said:
Just finished decoding this track.....man's train is bwisted

[Intro]
A lot of people ask me, where the f**k I've been at the last few years
s**t I don't know, but I do know
I'm back now

[Chorus]
Here comes the rain
And thunder now
Nowhere to run
To run to now
Iíll disappear
Theyíll wonder how
Looking for me
Iím underground

Dre Iím down here
Under the ground
Pick me up
Broken tibias, fibulas
Yeah, fix me up
Sixtys.luts
All of em dying from mass asphyxia
After they s**t-n-piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup

Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxy pads
Enough Oxycontin to send a f**king ox to rehab
Wack job in the back in a black stockin cap
Jacking off to a hockey mask
At a boxing match
ďYou canít say that!Ē
Yes, he can, I just did f*g**t
Now guess again
Better text message your next of kin
Tell em s**tís about to get extra messy especially when I flex again
And throw a f**king lesbian in wet cement
fag**ty f*g**ty f*g**ty raggedy Anne and Andy
No, raggedy Andy and Andy
No, it canít be it canít be
Yes, it can be
The f**king AntiChrist is back Danny
Itís Satin in black satin panties
This is Amityville
Calamity God damnit Itís sanity
Pills - fanny pack filled with xanies
Through every nook and cranny
Looking for trannies
Milk and cookies
Spilt them
A silk neglashay, look
Razor Ėba-laced whipping to make you ba-leed
Cases of Maybelline makeup lay on a table of weed
ďSlim Shady, s**t sounds like a fable to meĒ
Till he jumps out the f**king toilet when youíre taking a pee

Chorus (x2)

Six semen samples
Seventeen strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener
Her beat cut open like cantelope and canopy beds
And glad bags, Yeah, glad to be back
Cuz last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab
f**king doctor, I ainít understand a damn what he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that b***h
Two weeks in Brighton
I ainít enlightened
Biting into to a f**king Vicodin like Iím a Viking
Oh, lightning is striking it might be a f**king sign
That I need a Psychic
Evaluation, f**k Jason itís Friday the nineteenth
That means itís just a regular day
And this is the kind of s**t I think of regularly
f**king lesbian, shouldnít have had her legs in the way
Now, sheís pregnant and gay
Missing both legs and begging to stay

Chorus (x2)

So for critics, Iím back and Iím coming
To spit it back in abundance
Hit a f*g with onions
Then split a bag of Funyons
Mad at me? Understandable
Cannibal, shoot an animal
Out of a cannon and have em catapult
At an adult
Captain of a cult with an elite following
To turn Halloween back to a trick or treat Holiday
Have Michael Myers looking like a liar
Swipe his powers
Replace his knife for flowers and a stack of flyers
Hit Jason Forhes with a 40
Stuck a suppository up his a.ss
And made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Lector a f**king nectarine
And sat him in the f**king fruit and vegetable section
And gave him a lecture
Walked up Elm street with a f**king whiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Kreugar and Edward Scissorhands too
And came out with a little scratch Ė Ew
Lookin like a got in a f**king pillow f!ght
With a triple fat goose
Insanity? Can it be vanity?
Whereís the humanity in having a twisted fantasy
With an arm and leg amputee
Straight jacket with a hundred and eight brackets
And a strap that wraps twice around my back
Then they latch it
Cut your f**king head off
And ask where youíre headed off to
Get it?
Headed off too?
Medic! This headacheís awful
This anestheticís pathetic
So is this diabetic waffle
And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco

Chorus (x2)
It's "All of em dying from asphyxia...After they SIP p!ss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup"...there's no "mass" before asphyxia
 9 years ago '04        #32
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make one for the classic that is deja vu
 9 years ago '06        #33
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 Scan said:
make one for the classic that is deja vu
i'm on it...gonna get in the lab. its my fav track, and nothin better to do tonight
 9 years ago '06        #34
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as i..fall deeper into a manic state,
i'm a prime candidate, for the gene to receive the drug-addict trait,
blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate,
i seem to gravitate to the bottle 'a night quil then i salivate,
start off with the night quil like i think i'll just have a taste,
couple sips of that, then i gradually graduate,
to a harder prescription drug called valium, like yeah that's great,
i go to just take one and i end up like having eight,
now i need something in my stomach cuz i haven't ate,
maybe i'll grab a plate of nachos and i'll have a steak,
and you'd think, that with all i have at stake,
look at my daughters face,
"mommy something is wrong with dad i think,
he's acting weird again he's really beginning to scare me,
won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me,
and all he does is eat dorritos and cheetos,
and he just, fell asleep in his car eating 3 muskateers in the rear seat.


(chorus)


Sometimes i feel so alone,
I just dont know, feels like i been down this road before,
So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me,
Soon as i go home and close the door,
kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place i do,
But i cant, and i wont, say i tried, but i know, thats a lie, cuz i dont
and why i just dont know.....


maybe just a nice cold brew..what's a beer?
thats the devil in my ear i been sober a f**kin year,
and that f**ker still talks to me, he's all i can f**kin hear,
"Marshall come on, we'll watch the game, it's the cowboys and buccaneers",
and maybe if i just drink half, i'll be half-buzzed, for half of the time,
who's the mastermind behind that little line,
with that kind of rationale, man i got half a mind,
to have another half 'a glass 'a wine...sounds a.ssanine, ya i know,
but i never had no problem with alcohol,
ouch look out for the wall, aim for the couch im 'bout to fall,
i missed the couch and down i go looking like a bouncing ball,
s**t must have knocked me out cuz i aint feel the ground at all,
wow what the f**k happend last night..where am i?
man..f**k am i hungover and god damn i,
got a head-ache, s**t half a vicodin? why cant i?
"all systems ready for take off...please stand by"


(chorus)


so i take a vicodin splash, it hits my stomach and ahh,
a couple weeks go by, it ain't even like im getting high,
now i need it just not to feel sick, ya im gettin by,
wouldn't even be taking this s**t if Deshaun didn't die,
oh ya, theres an excuse you lose Proof, so you use,
there's new rules, it's cool if it's helpin you to get through,
it's twelve noon, ain't no harm in self-inducin a snooze,
what else is new? f**k it, what would Elvis do in your shoes?
now here i am 3 months later..full blown relapse,
just get high until the kids get home from school, holmes relax,
and since im..convinced that i'm an insomniac,
i need these pills to be able to sleep so i take, 3 naps,
just to be able to function throughout the day, lets see,
that's an ambien each nap, how many valium? three,
and that will average out to about one good hours, sleep,
ok so now ya..see, the reason how come..he,
has taken 4 years, to just put out an album b,
see me and you we almost had the same outcome, Heath, (Ledger)
cuz that christmas, you know the whole pneumonia, thing?
it was bolognia, was it the methadone, ya think?
or the hydrocodone..you hide inside your pr0nos,
your vcr tape cases..wit'chya ambien, see, are great places to hide'em ain't it,
so you can lie to Hailie..im going beddy bye Whitney baby, good night Elaina,
go in the room and shut the bedroom door, and wake up in an ambulance,
they said they found me on the bathroom floor, damn.

(chorus)



this track is so f**kin ill. his flow, and multi's on the 3rd verse cannot be touched by anyone. period.


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 05-09-2009, 09:38 PM         #35
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those are fire.
 9 years ago '08        #36
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Insanity? Can it be vanity?
Whereís the humanity in having a twisted fantasy
With an arm and leg amputee
Straight jacket with a hundred and eight brackets
And a strap that wraps twice around my back
Then they latch it
Cut your f**king head off
And ask where youíre headed off to
Get it?
Headed off too?
Medic! This headacheís awful
This anestheticís pathetic
So is this diabetic waffle
And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco


Is so f**king dirty.
 9 years ago '04        #37
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 webbstar842 said:
Respect for your 1st amend..
The more I listen to it the more I am broadening out to other tracks...Hello, is creepin real fast...That ish is so sick....those lics are nuts too....he has a whole section in his brain separated out for a thesaurus and dictionary....but, he def is paying for that in other parts of his cracked out brain...ha
s**t.. deja vu,.. stay wide awake
 9 years ago '07        #38
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Son, I've stated this so many times, lol, who else laughs everytime they hear that christopher reeves part, s**t is so damn funny
 9 years ago '09        #39
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In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables,
I bet you they become heteros3xual,
nothing will stop me from molesting you,
titty-f**king you 'till your brea$t n*pple flesh tickles my testicles.

- Bagpipes from Baghdad

I love that track. The whole album bangs out, it took a while to appreciate some of the tracks, but now I won't stop listening to it. Same song and dance is too dope, and every track got some insight on his situation and reveals a bit more than I thought he would.
 9 years ago '12        #40
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Didn't type them up, just posted, if you guys use them point out mistakes and ill fix em
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