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 9 years ago '04        #1
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MainEv3nt|M 21 heat pts21
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Eagles Jokes
 

 
i wanna say first. i didnt make these up nor do i hate the eagles.

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The Philadelphia Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Philadelphia.

For the first offense, they give you two Eagle tickets.

If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Philadelphia Eagles.

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Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

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Q. How do you keep the Philadelphia Eagles out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

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Q. Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?

A. To the Eagles Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!

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Q. What do you call a Philadelphia EAGLE with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.

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Q. What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

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Q. How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

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Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get k!lled on the road.

56 comments for "Eagles Jokes"

 9 years ago '04        #2
BrBHZ 8 heat pts
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thats just mean
 11-25-2008, 01:17 PM         #3
an187 
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 U.B.HiRM said:


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and @ the jokes
 9 years ago '05        #4
iggyemu 
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That ain't funny.

Although we would have won a Super bowl if Brady didn't know from the night before where our blitzes were coming from....

As my boy Joey Eugene Porter said...."The Patriots are cheaters".
 9 years ago '08        #5
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 9 years ago '08        #6
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 iggyemu said:
That ain't funny.

Although we would have won a Super bowl if Brady didn't know from the night before where our blitzes were coming from....

As my boy Joey Eugene Porter said...."The Patriots are cheaters".


And to the eagle fans laughing, i've heard these jokes for over 7/8 years, old and whack thread.
 9 years ago '05        #7
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classic..




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 11-25-2008, 01:34 PM         #8
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Why can't McNabb follow his job's dress code?

He doesn't know what a tie is.

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What is the difference between Andy Reid and a wh0ore?

No matter how much they suck, the wh0ore will still eventually get a ring.

drumroll...
 11-25-2008, 01:36 PM         #9
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I'm an eagles fan and I even had to laugh at that.
 9 years ago '04        #10
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lmao @ the blueprint giving hate when clearly i said i didnt hate the eagles. smh.
 9 years ago '08        #11
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 smokeweed101. said:
Why can't McNabb follow his job's dress code?

He doesn't know what a tie is.

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What is the difference between Andy Reid and a wh0ore?

No matter how much they suck, the wh0ore will still eventually get a ring.

drumroll...
:laughing9: The guys I work with are looking at me like I'm crazy cause I totally started laughing
 9 years ago '08        #12
Eagles All Day 87 heat pts87
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:laughing9: The guys I work with are looking at me like I'm crazy cause I totally started laughing
You lucky i already gave you props today, :finger:
 9 years ago '08        #13
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 The Blueprint said:
You lucky i already gave you props today, :finger:
oh come on, they're funny. I'd even be laughing if they were Packer jokes
 9 years ago '04        #14
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hahaha the first group werent funny but smokeweed101s gave me a laugh
 9 years ago '07        #15
MythMade 6 heat pts
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haha look at yall eagles fans getting salty actin like WE BEEN HEARIN THESE jokes..... you know what



THEYRE STILL FUNNY
 11-25-2008, 02:00 PM         #16
smokeweed101. 
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Remember those carnival games as a kid where you spent dollar after dollar getting little toys but could never win the big one?

If yes?

X.......................

Sign here, Philly needs a new coach.
 11-25-2008, 02:05 PM         #17
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mcdonalds is unveiling a new sandwich called the mcnabb




after you pay for it the cashier throws it on the ground 5 feet in front of you
 9 years ago '07        #18
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LOL the Eagles season has come down to this!!!
 11-25-2008, 02:19 PM         #19
smokeweed101. 
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Why does Andy Reid and Dr Robtnik have in common?


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They both make a living out of dealing with ring chasers.
 9 years ago '07        #20
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