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 10-04-2008, 06:00 PM         #21
brayan99 
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 lifetimez said:
"they think I'm spelling Iverson when the beef's all done, I put you on the IV in the ER, Son."

40 Cal i think
Close thread.
 9 years ago '07        #22
Verse 71 heat pts71
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< Mad sports lines.


Last edited by Verse; 10-04-2008 at 06:35 PM..
 9 years ago '04        #23
casper 1 heat pts
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i hate all the lines that mention players numbers...sh*t is the easiest & most over done


"my dawgs like the eagles use & get rid of the duce" (staley)

"weed like notre dame it get smoked in the bowls"
 9 years ago '07        #24
xxgoodzxx 1 heat pts
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"I sport so much fly sh*t.. I should win an ESPY"
jay. ahhaha.
 9 years ago '05        #25
lyrical.obsessi 
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 I hug the strip said:
"So wen i rap it goes to show magic johnson aint the only sick n*gga living"

"word on the street is they say yall bi*ch
let the ar spit
i be getting higher than jr smith"

"shot the 5th and like the pistons tossed the heat"
that jada bar wit the jr smith
thats the line right there

Before i get piss-ton
and run up in the seats like the indiana pacers
luda

i got game like stuart scott
fresh out the espn shop
 9 years ago '08        #26
lifetimez 
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"And ya'll scared I can tell, but Ima get bucks like Milwakee, cause like Sam... I Ca-sell"

Jada
 9 years ago '07        #27
Bkjj11 3548 heat pts3548
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Song: NYC Where I'm From- G-Unit (Tony Yayo verse)

sh*t goes hard
 9 years ago '06        #28
I hug the strip 8 heat pts
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"Im trying give u a message like kayne west
except ur boy got more techs den ron artest"-WATCH HOW IT GO DOWN
 9 years ago '05        #29
d_ville5 
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sent him from the Windy to the Apple b/c he didn't have the heart to be a Bull...
about E.C.
 9 years ago '06        #30
Menelek 5 heat pts
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Yall Rapper are like Magic, Im starting to believe you really not that sick-Me but I think someone said it before.

Yall Little n*ggas is not In my League Im Like Shaq when He first Entered the League - Show-Time (Me)

Im Rated R, Yall n*ggas Pg like Jason Kid- ShowTime (just made that up)


I hardly write punchlines anymore tho but its easy to me.
 9 years ago '08        #31
Eagles All Day 87 heat pts87
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When I'm Dead and Gone Put my Yankee Hat Onnnnnnn- Hov

Cause I got an ego big as TO, but I'm not an Eagle- Cube

 10-05-2008, 04:14 AM         #32
[BMAN] 
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why you sweating like shaq at the free trow line


lmao
 9 years ago '05        #33
THEINFAMOUS 19 heat pts19
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 MAKAVELI2199 said:
^ whats that from??
It's from a CNN song. I cant even remember the name. But Capone or Nore didnt say it. It was another dude
 9 years ago '05        #34
THEINFAMOUS 19 heat pts19
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 Bkjj11 said:
Song: NYC Where I'm From- G-Unit (Tony Yayo verse)

sh*t goes hard
1 of his best verses. Bank$ wasnt bad either.

[Verse 2: Tony Yayo]
Yo Banks, let me shine
I got *Timberwolves in Minnesota*
And got them *New York Knicks* up in that baking soda homie
I cross over with Rugers in *Vancouver when its grizzly*
In a *Portland Trailblazer* if your a.ss don't hit me
You get shot in your *cavs in Cleveland*
Start bleedin', and now you wanna bi*ch and can't ball all season
Yo I'm rollin' *phillies up with the 76ers*
And got my *heat up in Miami* on the beach with my n*ggas
And them hos from *Atlanta is hawkin*
Cuz they see them *Denver nuggets* on my neck while my a.ss is walkin'
Stash the gun
Now I'm in *Phoenix sun*
Cuz I'm a *Golden State warrior* that stay on the run
I'm in the truck
Countin' up *Milwakee bucks*
And I stay with the wratchet cuz thats whats up
I got a *wizard in DC* that chef up o's
So I'm livin like a *king in Sacramento*
When I'm out in *Chicago I'm on some bullsh*t*
You know semi automatic I stay with a full clip
With them *Houston rockets*
Baby nine in my pocket
Hypnotic and balm chronic
Bang you with the *sonics*
I'm that n*gga that'll *Los Angeles clip you*
Slow your *pace in Indiana* when you countin' them figures
Yo I'm out in *New Orleans whoadie duckin' them warrants
You get stung by my Mac like a batch of hornets*
Time to splurge like the *San Antonio Spurs*
I got rings like a *Laker* bubble *celtic birds*
Disappear like *magic, Dallas mavericks* in the gat
And I'll *Detroit piss* on you while you lyin on your back
Strip shorty out her bra you know I get a.ss
Cause the kid big ballin' like the *Utah Jazz*
*Toronto Raptors* style Yay is a vet
I move like a *Net*
So cut that check n*gga

[Tony Yayo talking:]
Its the playoffs n*gga, ya'll n*ggas ain't think I could rap like that huh?
I got Lloyd Banks with me, Blue Hefner n*gga, Its the Talk Of New York,
Matter fact I'll change my sh*t to top of New York n*gga,
Thoughts Of A Predicate Felon, June
Ya'll n*ggas can't rap ya'll ain't got no money
Broke a.ss n*ggas
Its the real Talk Of New York
n*ggas tryin to bite my name and sh*t while I'm gone ha ha
Top Of New York n*gga I'm changin' my sh*t, a.k.a. 12 12's 58 58's n*gga
I did that just cause the playoffs is right now
You bumass n*ggas
Curtis "Interscope" Jackson, n*gga
He shootin a million, a 60 million,
Matter fact a hundred million dollar movie right now
My man Buck, G Unit South, Buck Marley, Sha Millions n*gga
Talk Of New York Tony Yayo, Olivia, It don't stop
We got video games, movies, liqour deals and ya'll n*ggas is mad huh?
You bumass n*ggas
I hear these bumass n*ggas rhymin on freestyles
Ya'll n*ggas is fu*kin trash
I just did that to show ya'll n*ggas how to rap
Tony Yayo, blueprint I follow 50's blueprint n*gga yeah
I'm poppin' sh*t n*gga
Cause my mixtape is better than ya fu*kin album, pus*y, fu*k
And n*ggas better.. My date is June 27th if you ain't know
If you come that month you better push back
Cause my sh*t is straight crack n*gga
I might call myself Tony Crack no no Tony Dope
Nah Tony Yayo n*gga ha ha yeah
G Unit, better ask somebody n*gga
 9 years ago '05        #35
xbigelx 7 heat pts
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 Menelek said:
Yall Rapper are like Magic, Im starting to believe you really not that sick-Me but I think someone said it before.

Yall Little n*ggas is not In my League Im Like Shaq when He first Entered the League - Show-Time (Me)

Im Rated R, Yall n*ggas Pg like Jason Kid- ShowTime (just made that up)


I hardly write punchlines anymore tho but its easy to me.
These are absolutley horrible sorry dude
 9 years ago '05        #36
Nickel 118 heat pts118
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aint goin to be a tray fee jay-z they be murdered
joey the future im more like dirk
anybody buyin respect me
try and wet me
yall dudes will never make it
your a Tyus Edney
im a standout like Yao Ming
im whats sparkin now
like fallback Shaq
im startin now
boys poppin it toys poppin spit
im not from round these parts im Stojakovic

joey got them on lock
 9 years ago '08        #37
Caey Trey 
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"but the QB don't stand for no quarterback" - Nas
 9 years ago '04        #38
l0udm0uf 1 heat pts
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Throw bullets like elway in the 2 minute drill/

and you dont wanna be shannon sharpe when the cannon spark//

split you and tear ya mans apart



some good old classic pre-documentary Game
 9 years ago '08        #39
Future 44 heat pts44
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"Larry's Bird flew out of Nicolas' Cage"
GZA
 9 years ago '06        #40
shan0514 2 heat pts
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