Sports Punchlines

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Props Slaps
 8 years ago '08        #1
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MAKAVELI2199 17 heat pts17
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Sports Punchlines
 

 
I know there's been discussions on this before, probably even a thread or few on it but fu*k it, this will overshadow that sh*t because this will turn into a legendary discussion and presentation of some of the hottest sports punchlines ever spit

you know joe budden stay with the sports type sh*t ...

picture me gettin' bumped for a silly handoff
the bullpen fu*ked up just ask willie randolph

or the onyx quote in my sig, or "my toy soldier" when yayo spits

n*ggas scheme, infra-red beam on the mac
i'll put green on your head like an oakland a's hat

i'll add more those are just two off the top, anyone who can attritube more to this thread you will be repped


Last edited by MAKAVELI2199; 01-25-2011 at 10:58 PM..

51 comments for "Sports Punchlines"

 8 years ago '05        #2
THEINFAMOUS 15 heat pts15
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When the shots fly n*ggas point God (guard) like Marbury
 8 years ago '08        #3
MAKAVELI2199 17 heat pts17
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^ whats that from??
 8 years ago '08        #4
Hiero 110 heat pts110
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"Us Cowboys don't need you, you Bill Parcells"

"Throwback Bullets like a Unseld Jersey"


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 8 years ago '08        #5
macknbg 5 heat pts
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"if im starvin, im in ya apartment. u a dead man
one clap turn ya SIXERS (76ers) hat to a head band"

my n*gga cassidy
 8 years ago '04        #6
hansolo79 
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Mouth full of swishers or ridin with ya sister
Or Six david beckhams or a trunk full of kickers
 10-03-2008, 11:20 AM         #7
KY_C00P 
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i made this

my kicks are to die for
like fieldgoal overtime scores
 8 years ago '06        #8
I hug the strip 6 heat pts
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"So wen i rap it goes to show magic johnson aint the only sick n*gga living"

"word on the street is they say yall bi*ch
let the ar spit
i be getting higher than jr smith"

"shot the 5th and like the pistons tossed the heat"
 10-03-2008, 11:28 AM         #9
redacted 
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...I leave the slappin' to him
I do 'em more like Ben Wallace, Alonzo Morning and put the arm to 'em...
...The only Threesome you seen is on your TV
Somebody with a release, right outside, top of the key...
~Royce 5'9 - Ignorant sh*t

I don't know why you started, kid...
'cause lyrically I slam your a.ss harder than Barkley did
~Skillz - The Champ is Here

Yea! I'm super colossal
I'll DDT any Randy Savage acting Macho
~Opio - Heatish

Make you kneel, face the wall, Shoot you in the back of ya' head
with some paint balls till your brains are gone.
-Canibus - Liquid Words
 10-03-2008, 11:44 AM         #10
804jow 
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 MAKAVELI2199 said:
^ whats that from??

CNN- The Reunion - track # 10 Straight like that(ft. Final Chapter)

i can't remember dudes name that said it....n*ggas k!lled the track tho
 8 years ago '07        #11
Verse 70 heat pts70
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"A bunch of generals behind me i'm the crew chief//
dumpin' off my "Ricky Davis", that's the new heat//

"Move 1 inch, it's goodnight//
I call snitches Steinbrenner, always puttin' a new face in pinstripes"//

"I figured out why men try us//
'Cause we O.D. off rims and thin tires, for that we Len Bias"//

"I tell a bird like it is, you promise the broad//
I one line her, you Isiah Thomas the broad//

"I'm Bill Cowher, I though I told dudes stop ridin'"

"You want it with the con come see me//
shotguns'll be comin' out the closet like John Amechi"//

"They don't holla atcha man's//
these n*ggas hit and run like "Carmelo"//
I'm a.ssumin' they in "LaLa" land"//

"I carjack you like shaq shootin' a freethrow, get outta your range"

"It's Jumpoff for n*ggaz that don't know me//
a new jerz giant, bought a crib next to Osi//

"I ain't gotta call on hounds//
cause your guns like the last lennox lewis f!ght....short on rounds"//

"Been the underdog all of my life//
the lennox lewis of rap, nobody thought that I could torture the mic (mike)"//

"You can ride, you can snitch or go out like Ant Davis//
dudes'll leave the game to go and f!ght for a bi*ch//

"Rappers flyin' high, then get suicidal//
imitate Jim Jones, end up like Corey Lidle"//

"You already know the routine so save it duke//
go 'head hop up in the trunk like you Ray Carruth"//

- Joe Budden

He's got way more, but I don't feel like writin' all that sh*t. Fab's got some hot sports lines too.


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 10-03-2008, 12:06 PM         #12
804jow 
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"and with the third pick, i made the earth sick/
MJ, him Jay, fade away perfect/
Jay-Z

"n*ggas gettin tatoos tryin to make they faces scary/
i'll shoot ya teardrop like jason terry"
West Philly Freck

slimmy at the Rucker wanna leave and spend wit me/
i consitently take em out the park like Ken Griffey/
Jay-Z

....ran up in ya favorite star's stylist/
coward, bite on my hoes like Marv Albert/

and i was just like yall flippin hundred packs/
nowadays i'm a owner, u a runninback/
Killa Cam
 10-03-2008, 12:08 PM         #13
804jow 
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 Verse said:

He's got way more, but I don't feel like writin' all that sh*t. Fab's got some hot sports lines too.
yeah Fab got some hot ones....i just couldn't think of none off the top either
 8 years ago '04        #14
Bossalinie 
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im plugged with them low priced flakes
randy johnson, big unit, bust birds open over the plate
-rod dae

n*ggas aint tough, they talk like cons
every case i caught, i fought and always walked like bonds
still ball like the knicks and the rockets
feds tryna bring me down, but im eluding em like vick in the pocket
-big herk
 10-03-2008, 12:47 PM         #15
Ran$om 
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"As long as i get off and get these millions I'll retire to smoke weed like Ricky Williams" -Ransom :cool-smiley-009:
although dude is back playing still an unreal line.
 8 years ago '08        #16
lifetimez 
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"they think I'm spelling Iverson when the beef's all done, I put you on the IV in the ER, Son."

40 Cal i think
 8 years ago '07        #17
parle58 
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ur very inconsistant like shaq at the line...
 8 years ago '05        #18
Switchc2390 9 heat pts
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And I make Bucks like Milwaukee cause like Sam I Can-sell.
-Jada
 10-04-2008, 04:36 PM         #19
Ran$om 
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Always got 2 9's on me like Gretzky...Watchu want fools
 10-04-2008, 04:55 PM         #20
THADON 
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two long a.ss heats i call em shaq and alonzo - the game
cuz like kurt thomas u aint good for sh*t on the block - joe budden
the 4 5 make u skip to my lou - joe budden
i used to only sell 8's like that laker n*gga/now i move 24's like i play at the staples center - the game
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