Sack Master Charles Haley use to masterbate in locker/training/meeting rooms.. WTF!??

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Sack Master Charles Haley use to masterbate in locker/training/meeting rooms.. WTF!??
 

 
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Jeff Pearlman has a new book coming out in September called Boys Will Be Boys, which chronicles the Cowboys during the Aikman-Smith-Irvin glory years. Tucked inside the book is a chapter called “The Last nekkid Warrior,” which is a nickname defensive end Charles Haley used for himself. Haley, if you recall, was a goddamn beast of a pass rusher, and also a legendary a**hole. But what you may not know about Haley is that he was:

A) Legitimately insane
B) Hung like Milton Berle
C) Liked jacking off in front of teammates and coaches

And not playful jerking off. We’re talking the real, hardcore, I’m-home-and-my-wife-is-at-the-movies jerking off. I’ll let Pearlman fill you in:

Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting (49er) teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off…

Hey look, it’s Charles’ huge erection! And he’s pleasuring himself! Man, that is funny.

But Haley refused to stop. He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his p*nis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, ‘You know you wanna suck this!’

Well, it was San Francisco. I, for one, am glad to see that Haley liked to go native. I’m a.ssuming Montana replied, “Really? I know I wanna suck that? Well, it hadn’t occurred to me before. But now that you’re masturbating right in front of me in a completely unprofessional manner, I can see your point.”

Pearlman also gets this quote from Michael Silver:

”Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about other players’ wives. It got to the point of ejaculation.”

Well, if you don’t reach the point of ejaculation, there IS no point. Am I right? Think about this quote for just a moment. You go to work. You go sit in a meeting. Then Bob from Accounting decides to take out his Frankencock and starts talking about banging your wife, and then orgasms right in front of you.

That’s… unusual. It won’t surprise you to know that Haley was also a raging homophobe, saying to a new Cowboy teammate once:

“You’re from California? You must be a fu*king f*g**t.”

And he would know! Because he was in California once, jerking off in front of large groups of other men. I haven’t seen a homos3xual this insecure since Vin Diesel. Brady Quinn would like him to sign with the Browns ASAP.

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Perfect example of a nut-case...

66 comments for "Sack Master Charles Haley use to masterbate in locker/training/meeting rooms.. WTF!??"

 9 years ago '05        #2
iCON216 16 heat pts16 OP
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Both reviews also mention this so its legit...
 9 years ago '05        #3
dmunson318 
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locker room gayness
 9 years ago '04        #4
nickh 
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Wow he is fu*kin gay and so are the team mates that watched/let him do it in their face.
 9 years ago '05        #5
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 9 years ago '06        #6
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he's was playin and livin in firisco all those years, really not all that surprising
 9 years ago '05        #7
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”Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about other players’ wives. It got to the point of ejaculation.”
 08-08-2008, 10:36 AM         #8
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fu*king disgusting, n*gga nutting during film session, i wouldnt have put up with that.
 9 years ago '05        #9
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This n*gga is the ultimate homo.
 9 years ago '07        #10
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 iCON216 said:
Perfect example of a nut-case...
Pun intended?
 9 years ago '08        #11
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only in san Fransisco
 08-08-2008, 11:21 AM         #12
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I played football and you would be surprised how much gay sh*t goes on in locker rooms. Someone on my team used to do the same thing. Nobody thought anything of it either
 9 years ago '05        #13
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LOL damn chuck wtf with this gayness?
 9 years ago '04        #14
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Man I was laughing hard reading this. Funniest thing I've seen all day.
 08-08-2008, 01:24 PM         #15
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 Tempus # 1 said:
I played football and you would be surprised how much gay sh*t goes on in locker rooms. Someone on my team used to do the same thing. Nobody thought anything of it either
well nobody was running around jackin off in the locker room in any of the sports i played including football. if it did that sh*t would have been stopped
 08-08-2008, 01:27 PM         #16
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 JCWhy83 said:
well nobody was running around jackin off in the locker room in any of the sports i played including football. if it did that sh*t would have been stopped


I remember one time when the team was sleeping in the locker room before leaving for the game someone actually took a p!ss on someone while they were sleep. sh*t was weird
 9 years ago '04        #17
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 Tempus # 1 said:
I played football and you would be surprised how much gay sh*t goes on in locker rooms. Someone on my team used to do the same thing. Nobody thought anything of it either
id expect that crap out of someone like you
 9 years ago '04        #18
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at the title

SACK MASTER

@ the sack master beating off on people
 9 years ago '04        #19
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 Tempus # 1 said:


I remember one time when the team was sleeping in the locker room before leaving for the game someone actually took a p!ss on someone while they were sleep. sh*t was weird
did you grab a few towels and pat him dry? 4'11 you didnt play ball
 9 years ago '08        #20
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:hellno: there aint no words for some sh*t like that lol
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