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 03-04-2008, 08:26 PM         #21
SwllwtheShards  OP
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I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fu*kin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fu*kin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fu*kin' stupid. I don't give a fu*k about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

Let me find out you fu*ked up, I'll leave you wherever I find you.

pesci in 'Casino'
 03-05-2008, 08:02 AM         #22
r a n c i d  OP
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Ben Kingsley >
 03-05-2008, 08:08 AM         #23
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Don - "I worked in an office, when i was 17... Can you believe that?"
Dee - "What, that you were 17..."
Don - "...You've got nice eyes Dee, never noticed them before... they real!?"
 03-05-2008, 08:09 AM         #24
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Don - talk to me gal, I'm here for you. I'm a good listener.
Gal - What can I say Don? I've said it all, I'm retired.
Don - SHUT UP, c*nt!!
 03-05-2008, 03:20 PM         #25
Project08  OP
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Superbad:
Fogall:"I am Mclovin'
Seth: "No your not,nobodys Mclovin,Mclovin's never exsisted,cause thats a made up dumb fu*ckin fairy tail name YOU FU*K!!"

Seth: "You think Becca's gonna be pyched you brought a bottel of lube? "O Even thanks for bringin that lube for my pu*sy, I never would have been able to take your fu*kin four inch di*k inside my my pu*sy without that gigantic bottel of lube!"

Seth: "She wants to fu*k me, she wants my di*k, in or around her mouth."

Even: "You changed your name to Mclovin? What kind of stupid name is that Fogall, what are you trying to be an irish RnB singer?"(Fogall)"No, they let you pick whatever name you want when you get down there."(Seth)"And you landed on Mclovin'.(Fogall)"Yeah it was between that and Mohammed."(Seth)WHY THE FU*K WOULD IT BE BETWEEN THAT AND MOHAMMED!!(Fogall)Mohammed's the most commonly used name on earth read a fu*kin book for once."

Seth: "You look like a future pedofile in this picture, number 1. Number 2 it doesn't even have a first name it just says Mclovin!"(Even)One name? Who are you seal?

Fogall:"Why would you park in the staff parking lot? Cause your not staff."(Seth)"I KNOW THAT f*gELL,I KNOW THAT!!"


Funniest movie ever, hands down.
 10 years ago '06        #26
zay228 
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"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"

and the entire scene on 40 year old virgin when Jay is arguing with the customer over a warranty

"Jay: first of all, I aint nobody's n*gga
Kevin Hart: You somebody's n*gga wearing this n*gga tie
Jay: See now your bein condescending, you've been warned, now lets move forward amicably.
Kevin Hart: Check this out, first of all you throwin too many big words at me, and because i dont understand them, imma take em as disrespect. Watch your mouth, and help me with this sale.
Jay: See, now you found yourself a n*gga. You was lookin for a n*gga, n*gga here now......"

"Kevin Hart: Is this ya boy? *points at virgin*
Jay: Yea we rep the same Smarttech
Kevin Hart: good well you just got fu*ked up with him. Both yall n*ggas gonna get clapped up when i get back...*claps hands*...Both of yall n*ggas!!
Virgin: What did I do?
Kevin Hart: IT DONT fu*kIN MATTER!!!
Jay: Yea well aim high Willis....AIM HIGH!!!"


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 10 years ago '07        #27
DaKid730 10 heat pts10
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Frank White-- "From here on nothing goes on unless im involved no blackjack no dope deal no nothing a nickel bag is sold in the park I want in.... u boys got fat while every starved in the street It My Turn"

King of New York -
 10 years ago '05        #28
Chuck Hustle 
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 zay228 said:
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"

and the entire scene on 40 year old virgin when Jay is arguing with the customer over a warranty

"Jay: first of all, I aint nobody's n*gga
Kevin Hart: You somebody's n*gga wearing this n*gga tie
Jay: See now your bein condescending, you've been warned, now lets move forward amicably.
Kevin Hart: Check this out, first of all you throwin too many big words at me, and because i dont understand them, imma take em as disrespect. Watch your mouth, and help me with this sale.
Jay: See, now you found yourself a n*gga. You was lookin for a n*gga, n*gga here now......"

"Kevin Hart: Is this ya boy? *points at virgin*
Jay: Yea we rep the same Smarttech
Kevin Hart: good well you just got fu*ked up with him. Both yall n*ggas gonna get clapped up when i get back...*claps hands*...Both of yall n*ggas!!
Virgin: What did I do?
Kevin Hart: IT DONT fu*kIN MATTER!!!
Jay: Yea well aim high Willis....AIM HIGH!!!"

WE fu*k DWARVES IN THE a.ss!!!
 10 years ago '07        #29
killahkazi 15 heat pts15
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I swore I made a thread just like this one. I think it had the same title too.
 03-06-2008, 05:02 AM         #30
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 zay228 said:
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"

and the entire scene on 40 year old virgin when Jay is arguing with the customer over a warranty

"Jay: first of all, I aint nobody's n*gga
Kevin Hart: You somebody's n*gga wearing this n*gga tie
Jay: See now your bein condescending, you've been warned, now lets move forward amicably.
Kevin Hart: Check this out, first of all you throwin too many big words at me, and because i dont understand them, imma take em as disrespect. Watch your mouth, and help me with this sale.
Jay: See, now you found yourself a n*gga. You was lookin for a n*gga, n*gga here now......"

"Kevin Hart: Is this ya boy? *points at virgin*
Jay: Yea we rep the same Smarttech
Kevin Hart: good well you just got fu*ked up with him. Both yall n*ggas gonna get clapped up when i get back...*claps hands*...Both of yall n*ggas!!
Virgin: What did I do?
Kevin Hart: IT DONT fu*kIN MATTER!!!
Jay: Yea well aim high Willis....AIM HIGH!!!"
You missed out the funniest part:wow:
 10 years ago '04        #31
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Verbal: To a cop the explanation's always simple. There's no mystery to the street, no arch criminal behind it all. If you find a body and you think his brother did it, you're gonna find out you're right.

Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

The Usual Suspects


Leroy Green: The truth will be revealed only to eyes unclouded by desire.
Sho'nuff: It's mumbo jumbo like that and skinny little lizards like you thinkin' they the Last Dragon that gives kung-fu a bad name.

Johnny Yu: Remember how you're always telling us to master "the art of f!ghting without f!ghting"?
Leroy Green: Yeah.
Johnny Yu: Well I did you one better. I mastered "the art of f!ghting... without knowing how to f!ght".

Sho'nuff: Am I the meanest?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Am I the prettiest?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Well who am I?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Who am I?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: I can't hear you...
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!

The Last Dragon
 10 years ago '04        #32
skywalkerdotco 
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Chazz:I'm a s3x addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!

Chazz:Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.

Chazz: I am never satisfied! It's a curse...

Blades of Glory

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.

Ron Burgundy: The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...

Champ Kind: Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I sh*t a squirrel, but what I can?t get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a sh*t covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.
Brick Tamland: O, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

Anchorman
 10 years ago '08        #33
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funny as hell
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"Took the cake shoved the whole thing in his face tell him happy birthday,whole party lookin at me like I'm buggin.I show that n*gga mad love b"-Cam'ron (Paid in Full)
 10 years ago '06        #34
hooligun 12 heat pts12
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"she said something about me not paying attention... i dunno i wasn't listening"

-dumb and dumber
 10 years ago '06        #35
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Tat Lawson: Look here, man. Now that you been out the joint two weeks don't you think it's about time you gave me my money?

Man: Told you I ain't got your money yet, man.

Tat Lawson: 'da fu*k you mean you ain't got my money yet? motherfu*kin' everybody know about that money you hid from that robbery!

Man: mu'phucka I told you I ain't got your money yet, man!
Tat Lawson: 'Da fu*k you mean you ain't got my money yet? muthafu*ka you best be comin' up wit' my cash or else you know what I'm sayin?

Man: fu*k you, Tat! fu*k you think you is muthafu*kin Ron O'Neill or som'm? talkin' about I better pay or else, I ain't your bi*ch n*gga!

Man: Well... whatcha gon' do?

Tat Lawson: Oh... what I'm gon' do?

Man: What? I'm supposed to be scared now that you pull out a pistol muthafu*ka? I just spent five muthafu*kin' years in the joint... I told ya I pay yo monkey-ass when I feel like it! better suck my d*ck!

Tat Lawson: Suck on this muthafu*ka

Anthony Johnson: Tat,Tat...Man what the fu*k!?

Menace is probably the most quotable "hood" movie ever.

From "South Central":

Jeanie Lamp: "It's the big bad boy Bobby."
 03-09-2008, 08:58 AM         #36
SOA  OP
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Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!



Rory Breaker: Is this some white c*nt's joke that black c*nts don't get? Cause' Im not fu*king laughing Ni-ko-las!



Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.



Dog: I'll find you... I'll find you.
Bacon: 'Course you will sweetheart!
Dog: I'll find you.
Bacon: What d'you think this is? fu*king hide and seek?


lol all from "lock, stock and two smoking barrels".... has to be one of my fav movies
 03-09-2008, 10:35 PM         #37
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 SwllwtheShards said:
pesci in 'Casino'
co sign that sh*t props
 03-10-2008, 12:01 AM         #38
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Bishop- Man, we ain't sh*t.

Q- Man, what's your problem?

Bishop- You my f*cking problem. People sliced on the streets and you don't
even give a f*ck.

Raheem- I think you're exaggerating.

Bishop- That' s bullsh*t man. We run from the cops, we run from Radamez
(sp), we run from security guards, we run from old man Quills(sp) in
his f*ckin bullsh*t store, when he come with that bullsh*t gun. All
we do is f*ckin run. I fell like we on the goddamn track team.

Steel- (Laughin)

Bishop- I'm serious! Nuthin to say? That's cause you know I'm right. In
your heart, you know I'm right.

Q- Ay yo, big man, if you want respect you got to earn it.

Bishop- You damn right. You got to be ready to throw down, stand up, and die for that sh*t like Blizzard did. If you want some Juice.

Q- Yeah, well Blizzard ain't stickin up to nothin now.

Bishop- That's cause we wasn't there to back him up. If we were there-

Q- If we were there it would be five dead n*ggas instead of one. You ain't
sayin nuthin now huh big man?

Bishop-I never thought I'd see the day that you would be talking like a f*ckin
punk, Q.

Q- Yo, f*ck you man.

Raheem- Yo, chill.

Bishop- Yo f*ck chill. Check yourself Q. You got to snatch some collars and
let them muthaf*ckas know you ready to take them out, whenever
you feel lke it. You got to get the ground beneath you feet partner.
Get the wind behind your back, and go out and blaze if you got to.
Otherwise, you aint sh*t. You might as well be dead your damn self.

Q- You tryin to tell me I aint sh*t?

Bishop-I aint tryin to tell you sh*t. I'll tell yo mama you aint sh*t.

Q- Man what we f!ghtin for?

Bishop- I don't know n*gga, you ready to die?

-Juice
 03-10-2008, 08:27 AM         #39
SwllwtheShards  OP
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
 10 years ago '08        #40
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"My Man" - Denzel Washington
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