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Who is the best punchline rapper?
Big L 21 20.19%
Canibus 3 2.88%
Cassidy 9 8.65%
Chino XL 0 0%
Copywrite 0 0%
Eminem 3 2.88%
Fabolous 13 12.50%
Jae Millz 1 0.96%
Joe Budden 19 18.27%
JR Writer 7 6.73%
Lloyd Banks 16 15.38%
Papoose 2 1.92%
Vakill 2 1.92%
Other (Please state name in post) 8 7.69%
Voters: 104. Sorry, you cannot vote on this poll (Boxden members only)

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 10 years ago '07        #41
Verse 72 heat pts72
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You really hate joe don't you? at "The greatest punchline of all time".

some joey punches........

you want it with the con come see me, shotguns'll be comin' out the closet like john amechi

i know what the rookies about, like britney spears when i see him guaranteed the pu**y is out.

skeehos still hop in the car with me, when they know they'll just keep gettin' used like they're bars from biggie

in jerz we keep the biscuits & pounds, and snatch the insides up outta n*ggas cars without xzibit around

the whip is light grey, chick givin' me brain while i murk off, hurtin' my head like tight braids.

...when guns fire ya lungs tire, i'm the idol y'all n*ggas is sanjaiya now who wanna try us. my 4-5'll spit and slump u in the drivers seat, i make u really "ghostride ya whip"

...Since n*ggaz wanna act like they mafiosos, all they'll see is me when i spark the fo-fo's with a red dot bigger than the target logo.

the bullsh*ts irrelevant fam, got the long nose on the block, the whole hood call me elephant man...

Fire i write, and most rappers is like tyson's team can't tell it's time to retire their mic.

... I'll carjack u like shaq shootin' a free, get outta your range...

I was a stickup kid with the click-clack poppin' goin' through pockets no gift bag shoppin', now i ain't worried bout this or that droppin' cuz n*ggas is fallin' off , they like big mac toppings..

....Move 1 inch it's goodnight, i call snitches stienbrenner always puttin' a new face in pinstripes.....

..my motto when i was younger was to smother the block, til the watch was like the thing.......all covered in rocks.

..ya bars is on a full court press......they not gettin' ya point across

..whack dudes in the game is a problem, but they like maurice malone jeans, their name'll stay on the bottom..

...Coyote ugly rappers...keep workin' at your bars...

...i'm loaded up predator style, red dot a muh'fu*ka up...he got excema now.

...Magnum burners are like magnum condums every n*gga swear they use 1..

...It's point blank when the hammers is out, i'll have it right up on ya skin just like the plastic on your grandma's couch.

..I hate guns like i hate condoms, don't like the feel 2 'em but i gotta keep safe so i still use 'em.

...Been poppin' held true 2 my fort, i'm like bin landen.......i'm bout 2 change the whole view of new york

...The 5th'll leave ya chest and face spit, and the mac and the tech on the jaheim "just in case" sh*t...

..My bucks come quick,so everytime u see me i'm takin' a bird down on some duckhunt sh*t

..i ain't gotta call on hounds, cuz ya guns are like the last lennox lewis f!ght short on rounds..
- Joe Budden


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 10 years ago '06        #42
diVERSEity 
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Good line, but you're a groupie.
 03-06-2008, 09:43 AM         #43
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a line by joe thats better than that one....

"he aint mario or luigi aint found that power, plus he couldn't spit fire if he found that flower"
 10 years ago '05        #44
.Hafestos. 5 heat pts
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^^ followed immediately by another

"Cowards, know the toys bust loco
now they tryin to dap my hand like the Boy's Club logo"
 10 years ago '05        #45
Jaiden05 23 heat pts23
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 Verse said:
You really hate joe don't you? at "The greatest punchline of all time".

some joey punches........

...when guns fire ya lungs tire, i'm the idol y'all n*ggas is sanjaiya now who wanna try us. my 4-5'll spit and slump u in the drivers seat, i make u really "ghostride ya whip"

...Since n*ggaz wanna act like they mafiosos, all they'll see is me when i spark the fo-fo's with a red dot bigger than the target logo.

the bullsh*ts irrelevant fam, got the long nose on the block, the whole hood call me elephant man...

Fire i write, and most rappers is like tyson's team can't tell it's time to retire their mic.

... I'll carjack u like shaq shootin' a free, get outta your range...

I was a stickup kid with the click-clack poppin' goin' through pockets no gift bag shoppin', now i ain't worried bout this or that droppin' cuz n*ggas is fallin' off , they like big mac toppings..

....Move 1 inch it's goodnight, i call snitches stienbrenner always puttin' a new face in pinstripes.....

..my motto when i was younger was to smother the block, til the watch was like the thing.......all covered in rocks.

..ya bars is on a full court press......they not gettin' ya point across

..whack dudes in the game is a problem, but they like maurice malone jeans, their name'll stay on the bottom..

...Coyote ugly rappers...keep workin' at your bars...

...i'm loaded up predator style, then dot a muh'fu*ka up...he got excema now.

...Magnum burners are like magnum condums every n*gga swear they use 1..

...It's point blank when hammers is out, i'll have it right up on ya skin just like the plastic on your grandma's couch.

..I hate guns like i hate condoms, don't like the feel 2 'em but i gotta keep safe so i still use 'em.

...Been poppin' held true 2 my fort, i'm like bin landen.......i'm bout 2 change the whole view of new york

...The 5th'll leave ya chest and face spit, and the mac and the tech on the jaheim "just in case" sh*t...

..My bucks come quick,so everytime u see me i'm takin' a bird down on some duckhunt sh*t

..i ain't gotta call on hounds, cuz ya guns are like the last lennox lewis f!ght short on rounds..
- Joe Budden





SAY NO MORE, SAY NO MORE
 10 years ago '05        #46
BlaznHizzle|M 3 heat pts
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c'mon homie, that wasnt that great..
 03-06-2008, 01:17 PM         #47
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"You working for the cops remind me of Alicia, singing but at the same time tryin to push some keys"-JR Writer
 03-06-2008, 01:20 PM         #48
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"It get crazy at night, its so many n*ggas wit rocks it look like a Palestinian f!ght"-JR Writer
 03-06-2008, 01:24 PM         #49
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 Blue Cartwright said:
Yeah.....you wanna hear J.R. get gutter, go listen to Diplomatic Immunity

2 or some of them Writer's Block joints. J.R. is a beast.
JR wasn't even on DI...he wasn't even in the group at that time
 10 years ago '04        #50
twondog22 8 heat pts
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 ThatdudeChief said:
"It get crazy at night, its so many n*ggas wit rocks it look like a Palestinian f!ght"-JR Writer
this sh*t was better than the thread starters...but JR's best line by far is

I got countless freaks that wanna fu*k on the reg
beggin me to c*m (come) again, and i dont mean repeat what i said
 03-06-2008, 01:36 PM         #51
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 TValles said:
JR wasn't even on DI...he wasn't even in the group at that time
He was on Diplomatic Immunity 2
 10 years ago '06        #52
I hug the strip 9 heat pts
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these n*ggas posting lines from writers blocks 1
so im gonna contintue

"i got all the heads and fiends after the e like the letter f"

"i move th x and raw block to block
and cop the rock from cuba to equadar
u aint never strecthed before
and just mad cuz we stacking chips like we at the end of the checkerboard"

"come fuk with a gang...sta
that be flipin cakes,
on the strip with wieght
and the clip the way
shots wont miss your face, inf beams
so ill spot you like you was lifiting weights"
damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

my son jr was beast back then
but jr is a street dude joe budden is deep
you cant really compare the 2


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 03-06-2008, 02:02 PM         #53
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 I hug the strip said:
these n*ggas posting lines from writers blocks 1
so im gonna contintue

"i got all the heads and fiends after the e like the letter f"

"i move th x and raw block to block
and cop the rock from cuba to equadar
u aint never strecthed before
and just mad cuz we stacking chips like we at the end of the checkerboard"

"come fuk with a gang...sta
that be flipin cakes,
on the strip with wieght
and the clip the way
shots wont miss your face, inf beams
so ill spot you like you was lifiting weights"
damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

my son jr was beast back then
but jr is a street dude joe budden is deep
you cant really compare he 2
yea damnnnnn that doesnt make sense ...."and the clip the way"?? wtf is that
 03-06-2008, 02:10 PM         #54
Young Candino 
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comparing Joe Budden and JR is like comparing Biggie to Baby Bash...
 03-06-2008, 02:14 PM         #55
ThatdudeChief 
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"I've been a crook for g's, rookie please, look for me, or give it a rest, clip to ur chest, Pusha T"-JR Writer
 10 years ago '06        #56
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 0 k!llacam 0 said:
dude come on joe budden is not even that sick. jr writer will fu*k UP joe...come on bro....
hop off diplomats' nuts..

JR aint nothin special.. hes an above average rapper

if joe budden said that line you woulda said that lines wack..
 10 years ago '04        #57
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 0 k!llacam 0 said:
"in the street im like a baller on a fast grind, i go through 2 quarters then its half time"

better then any like joe budden has ever said. better then any BIG L LINE, INCLUDING THE BEVIS AND BUTTHEAD ONE<

RIP big l but its the truth.
It was aight.

But he's not better than Big L. You're wylin.

Where I'm from, n*ggas jewels get ran like red lights.

That right there is hot.

The bi*ch type I dislike, I'm rougher than a fist f!ght,
All chicks ain't sh*t, ain't no such thing as Miss Right
 03-06-2008, 02:52 PM         #58
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I truly believe that if u like JR Writer than you like to put testicles in your mouth


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 10 years ago '04        #59
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 twondog22 said:
this sh*t was better than the thread starters...but JR's best line by far is

I got countless freaks that wanna fu*k on the reg
beggin me to c*m (come) again, and i dont mean repeat what i said
Hot line but not his best. Most of his best sh*t came from "Y'all Ain't Ready".

I'm like Booker T,
Nah n*gga
Pusha T
From time to time
I grind
Some +Clipse+ that'll push ya T
 03-06-2008, 02:58 PM         #60
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 LupeFiascal said:
I truly believe that if u like JR Writer than you like to put testicles in your mouth
I truly believe if u gotta come in a thread just spit hate then u truly b*tchmade...if u don't like JR u didn't have to comment in the thread about his punchlines...everybody don't like the same rappers homie
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