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Who is the best punchline rapper?
Big L 21 20.19%
Canibus 3 2.88%
Cassidy 9 8.65%
Chino XL 0 0%
Copywrite 0 0%
Eminem 3 2.88%
Fabolous 13 12.50%
Jae Millz 1 0.96%
Joe Budden 19 18.27%
JR Writer 7 6.73%
Lloyd Banks 16 15.38%
Papoose 2 1.92%
Vakill 2 1.92%
Other (Please state name in post) 8 7.69%
Voters: 104. Sorry, you cannot vote on this poll (Boxden members only)

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 02-25-2010, 09:57 PM         #421
Hurricane24 
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let me tell you dudes what i do to protect this, shoot at you actors like movie directas
 8 years ago '09        #422
JustInCreadible 7 heat pts
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Don't put n*gga's in the same sink as me,
I mean metaphors, storylines, deep s**t, club s**t, girl s**t, world s**t
They don't use to ink like me,
n*gga's don't even THINK like me,
Who see's what I'm watchin,
he ain't poppin',
Don't deserve to drink water from the tub that I wash in WAIT,
start again,
it's a privilege to breath the same air that I farted in,
They want no parts with him!

- Budden

I know it's more of a half a verse then a line but the whole thing is just dope I think
 02-25-2010, 10:11 PM         #423
DCReprezenta 
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"Election year had da block hot, I screamed 'fukk da world' but havin' a baby girl sorta c*ck blocked"

"I couldn't go out like dat if it was my first day off of punishment, Just call me kaeopectate in relationships; i'm runnin shyt."

Common Sen$e.
 8 years ago '04        #424
hoy fudge2k3 
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ill let out my meanest growl cream his gal and wipe my p*nis wit his cleanest towel val venis style
 8 years ago '06        #425
rlnichol77 1 heat pts
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 I-NeeD-$$$ said:
I hope this is sarcasm.

Cause this is one of the stupidest f**kin punchlines ever.

Stupid GTFOH with that :nuts:
 8 years ago '06        #426
rlnichol77 1 heat pts
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 I-NeeD-$$$ said:
I hope this is sarcasm.

Cause this is one of the stupidest f**kin punchlines ever.

Stupid GTFOH with that :nuts::nuts::nuts:
 02-25-2010, 11:42 PM         #427
tgfromfiji 
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mayonnaise colored benz, I push miracle whips
 8 years ago '05        #428
A-Dot 25 heat pts25
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Yo. f*ck all the glamours and glitz
i plan to get rich
im from New York and never was a fan of the Knicks

and im all about expandin' my chips
you mad cuz i was in the van wit your b*tch
with both hands on her t*ts
Corleone hold the throne, that you know in your heart
i got style plus the way that i be flowin is sharp
a while back i used to hustle sellin blow in the park
countin g stacks and rockin ice that glow in the dark
forever hottie huntin
trigger temper im quick to body something
you look at me like im prob'ly frontin
i f*ck around and throw three in your chest
and flee to my rest
im older and smarter- this is me at my best
i stopped hangin around y'all
cuz n*ggaz like you be prayin on my downfall
hoping i flop
hoping i stop
you prob'ly even hope i get locked
or be on a street corner with a pipe smoking a rock
i got more riches than you
f*cked more b*tches than you
only thing i haven't got is more stitches than you
f*ckin punk- you ain't a leader, what, nobody followed you
you was never sh*t- your mother should have swallowed you

you on some tag along flunkie yes man sh*t
do me a favour please get off the next man d*ck
and if you think i cant f*ck with whoever- put ya money up
put ya jewels up, no f*ck it put ya honey up
put ya raggedy house up
n*gga, or shut your mouth up
before i buck lead
and make a lot of bloodshead
turn ya tux red
im far from broke- got enough bread
and mad hoes- ask beavis, i get nothing but head

my game is vicious and cruel
f*ckin chicks is a rule
and if my girl think im loyal, then that b*tch is a fool
how come?
you could listen to my first al bum
and tell where a lot of n*ggaz got they whole style from

so what you actin for
you aint half as raw
you need to practice more
somebody tell this n*gga, son, before i crack his jaw
you runnin wit boys im runnin wit men
imma be rippin the mic's 'til im a hundred and ten
have them n*ggas like dammit this n*gga dun done it again
i throw slugs at idiots
no love for city cops
i sport a pretty watch
eight hundred and fifty rocks
im making wonderful figures
i dont f*ck with none of you n*ggas
i might pull out this gun on you n*ggas
and rob every last one of you n*ggas

BIG L 98 Freestyle, so classic punchlines 101


Last edited by A-Dot; 02-26-2010 at 01:43 AM..
 8 years ago '04        #429
Kush Charasi 25 heat pts25
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 I-NeeD-$$$ said:
I hope this is sarcasm.

Cause this is one of the stupidest f**kin punchlines ever.
1. You're dumb, cuz that IS 1 of the best punchlines ever. May be u didn't understand it cuz he really says "Cuz Like Sam Ca'sell (Can Sell)

2. How do u NOT know that song?
 02-26-2010, 02:36 AM         #430
H.P 
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this freestyle >

I got seven Mack 11's, about eight 38's
Nine 9's, ten mack tens, the s**ts never ends
You can't touch my riches
Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 b**ches
Biggie Smalls; the millionare, the mansion, the yacht
The two weed spots, the two hot glocks
That's how I got the weed spot
I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the lamb spread
Little Gotti got the shotty to your body
So don't resist, or you might miss Christmas
I tote guns, I make number runs
I give mc's the runs drippin
When I throw my clip in the AK, I slay from far away
Everybody hit the D-E-C-K
My slow flow's remarkable, peace to Matteo
Now we smoke weed like Tony Montana sniffed the yeyo
That's crazy blunts, mad L's
My voice excels from the avenue to jail cells
Oh my God, I'm droppin s**t like a pigeon
I hope you're listenin, smackin babies at they christening
 02-26-2010, 05:35 AM         #431
deLeet 
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 BryanBodyLotion said:
My weeds green with red hair like rodger clotz...


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 8 years ago '06        #432
latereg6 41 heat pts41
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 vshah24 said:
1. You're dumb, cuz that IS 1 of the best punchlines ever. May be u didn't understand it cuz he really says "Cuz Like Sam Ca'sell (Can Sell)

2. How do u NOT know that song?
no give it up, dude is right, its a weak line
 8 years ago '07        #433
Verse 72 heat pts72
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"I'll do this n*gga greasy on his corner like the cut man" - Loaded Lux

"We goin' line for line, I'm tryin' beat you the punch//
Or I can beat you to a PULP//
I'm Orange Juice (O.J.) Simpson with the Coke//
How I start fiippin' and choppin' the white b**ches...// - Loaded Lux

not the greatest, but two of the best I heard in a while.....


Last edited by Verse; 02-26-2010 at 09:56 AM..
 8 years ago '06        #434
Young_Remedy 26 heat pts26
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and if a b**ch don't like me then she must like women - Big L
 02-26-2010, 10:51 AM         #435
D I P S 3 T 
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 Young_Remedy said:
and if a b**ch don't like me then she must like women - Big L
lmao @ that weak line.
 8 years ago '05        #436
Junior G 116 heat pts116
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 wepainters said:
any and every Big L line
f**k outta here.....L's punchlines were overrated than a mothaf**ker.....his s**t nice but n*ggaz overrate his punches
 02-26-2010, 11:35 AM         #437
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 vshah24 said:
1. You're dumb, cuz that IS 1 of the best punchlines ever. May be u didn't understand it cuz he really says "Cuz Like Sam Ca'sell (Can Sell)

2. How do u NOT know that song?
l m a o @ you breakin that lightweight s**t down like it was deep. that s**t is regular...ESPECIALLY considering it's from Kiss

..."a lyricist, unlike you suckas, i do it properly//since Genesis, i been after Numbers, like Deuteronomy..."

...i only like it cuz i wrote it.


Last edited by YoungGQ; 02-26-2010 at 11:37 AM..
 02-26-2010, 06:05 PM         #438
Homer Piffson 
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s**t changes daily but cause i was listening to it earlier...

"Im heroine and s3x in one,dope as f**k"-Killa
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 8 years ago '07        #439
clipse_designz 
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Am nuts just call me squirrel. - Lil Wayne.
 8 years ago '06        #440
young russ 2 heat pts
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I got mad hoes ask beavis i get nothin buthead! Big l
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