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Who is the best punchline rapper?
Big L 21 20.19%
Canibus 3 2.88%
Cassidy 9 8.65%
Chino XL 0 0%
Copywrite 0 0%
Eminem 3 2.88%
Fabolous 13 12.50%
Jae Millz 1 0.96%
Joe Budden 19 18.27%
JR Writer 7 6.73%
Lloyd Banks 16 15.38%
Papoose 2 1.92%
Vakill 2 1.92%
Other (Please state name in post) 8 7.69%
Voters: 104. Sorry, you cannot vote on this poll (Boxden members only)

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 9 years ago '06        #381
Da Great One 
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Writer Does Have Some Classics.. But Most Of Them Come From Writers Block 1

"When We Hit The Club We All Gotta Skip The Line
Got You Pissed In Line..How I'm Walkin Pass...Laughing At You..Staring At Your bi*ch Behind"

"When I See Ya Posse...Imma Reach for the pumper.. couple feet to just plunge ya... you'll put ya hands up like i leaped for a jumper"
 9 years ago '05        #382
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26 OP
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 Ex The God said:
smh @ wack a.ss papoose lines...here comes the good sh*t

Pap has some punches you can't front on that. He's still one of the few rappers that adds punches to his verses bar Budden and JR.

"I'm like Jadakiss with bail money, man I really free Styles"


"and if he think bullets don't burn, hit him in the side with the revolver,I'll give him more side burns then a barber"


"Yall like doin' drive byes? Don't drive past me... I'll hit every one of ya dogs, i'll even pop Lassy."


"You steal from me and say great minds think alike. Who got a great mind, be specific? 'Cuz great minds think alike, but wise minds think different."

"Who want beef? Act loud n bleed. I stop n!ggas from wantin beef like the Mad Cow diesease."

"He claim nobody could walk in his shoes, why they couldn't duke? Man they walked in his shoes... when he was on the island they took his boots."


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 03-04-2009, 09:08 AM         #383
B-B-Style 
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Big L
 9 years ago '04        #384
Drug Dylan 3 heat pts
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Im outstanding with this cannon..matter fact im out standing with this cannon on your front porch - Sly Polariod
 9 years ago '05        #385
Ghettoquiz 15 heat pts15
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Banks
 8 years ago '09        #386
Ash10 21 heat pts21
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$49,535 | Props total: 9349 9349
Big L off course
 8 years ago '09        #387
BryanBodyLotion 1 heat pts
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FABOLOUS-

the dude spits...hard/funny punchlines ..and they go with the topic almost always...

birds on the table..happy thanksgiving..

on the block all day ngga no vacation..pushing squares and and O's with no playstations

shorty came down the stairs gettin her slinky on ..lol at that one

shorty will flip out on ya..call her mrs. sidekick

its nothing no biggie ill run in ya house and snatch ya lil russy and diggy--lmaoooo

im clean so i lean like the piza tower does..

i make them hoes throw it up like drunk b**ches
if not walk it out like unk b**ches ---lmaooo
 01-27-2010, 12:13 PM         #388
YoungGQ 
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 Wasted said:

Pap has some punches you can't front on that. He's still one of the few rappers that adds punches to his verses bar Budden and JR.

"I'm like Jadakiss with bail money, man I really free Styles"


"and if he think bullets don't burn, hit him in the side with the revolver,I'll give him more side burns then a barber"


"Yall like doin' drive byes? Don't drive past me... I'll hit every one of ya dogs, i'll even pop Lassy."


"You steal from me and say great minds think alike. Who got a great mind, be specific? 'Cuz great minds think alike, but wise minds think different."

"Who want beef? Act loud n bleed. I stop n!ggas from wantin beef like the Mad Cow diesease."

"He claim nobody could walk in his shoes, why they couldn't duke? Man they walked in his shoes... when he was on the island they took his boots."
all them s**ts are a.ss.
 01-27-2010, 12:14 PM         #389
YoungGQ 
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 Drug Dylan said:
Im outstanding with this cannon..matter fact im out standing with this cannon on your front porch - Sly Polariod
Polaroid is that n*gga.
 01-27-2010, 12:22 PM         #390
YoungGQ 
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 Shadedvisionary said:
"I'm a grown man i aint gotta say no homo cause in the real world most thugs is koromo"

That song alone > JR Writer whole mixtape and i dont even like joey but when he battle its on!
that line was classic.
 01-27-2010, 01:09 PM         #391
Symon 
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there are a lot,but these rappers come to my mind first:


fabolous...
''i mean lets be honest,ya never liked the n*gga tryna let's be honest (lesbianes) so i kept the strap on (strap - on)..''

cyssero...
''and my pockets fatter than the a.ss on serena cause i serve em like venus..

crooked i
''plus gangsta rap aint dead..and never died..it took steroids to the head and became crooked i''

jae millz
no idea

and freck billionaire
...no idea.but i guess i aint gotta say too much.

and these aint even the best ones...but you know how that goes..they never come to your mind when you need em


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 8 years ago '09        #392
season 5 heat pts
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freck billionaire should be up there.
 8 years ago '09        #393
season 5 heat pts
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all it takes is a punch/ he ain't brave he a punk/ i'll put his family in boxes meet the brady bunch- budden
 01-27-2010, 09:03 PM         #394
kay9 
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we stand out like bird s**t on blacc shoes.....no clue who said it

me--
we take em out like the trash
mistle toe in my bacc poccet.. you can kiss my a.ss


n*gga tried 2 drag my name threw the mud
he walked into my hood and we had him shook like kay slay with the bloods

the iron leave ya clothes wet like i shook it 2 hard

i got a n*gga name E who helped me through life
a good guy
who didnt even try
Ay E I Owe U dont even ask Y

so hot i make mercury rise

hustle in the streets til i get my money right
bread hidden in the bed, they say money talks
im hearin voices at night

i spit cracc, i got them boys fiendin
i hit you in the bacc and have yu slide across the ground like a penguin

im sicc in the head
rather watch a n*gga suffer than see a n*gga dead
rottin flesh is a horrible smell so i hit you in the kneecap and call it the stanky leg
or i rip apart yur chest like pinhead from hellraisers
police stay on my a.ss like tailgaters
dont stand 2 close i leave fire where i walk call me a trailblazer
storm trooper the way i aim that laser
they think i got the motorola on me when i say i carry a razor

your head like a volcano an exploding mountain
i bust it open and it erupt blood like a horror movie fountain


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 8 years ago '07        #395
Spoken210 4 heat pts
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You couldn't flip s**t playin in toilets with a spatula!- Eminem!
 8 years ago '05        #396
mega montana 1 
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a team hardhood classic sht.make ya brains hang low / when i watch familys fued it aint a game show
 8 years ago '09        #397
Axl Rose 21 heat pts21
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Big L Easily
 8 years ago '10        #398
chenderson12 46 heat pts46
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WHATS GOOD PPL... WE ALL HIP HOP FANS BUT IN YOUR OPINION CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT IS THE GREATEST RAP PUNCHLINE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD??:agreement6:
 8 years ago '09        #399
BryanBodyLotion 1 heat pts
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$1,355 | Props total: 241 241
For the paper ill crack you open like a fortune cookie.
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 02-25-2010, 08:27 PM         #400
Sam Rothstein 
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You'll have problems on your hands like you cheating in algebra


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