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Who is the best punchline rapper?
Big L 21 20.19%
Canibus 3 2.88%
Cassidy 9 8.65%
Chino XL 0 0%
Copywrite 0 0%
Eminem 3 2.88%
Fabolous 13 12.50%
Jae Millz 1 0.96%
Joe Budden 19 18.27%
JR Writer 7 6.73%
Lloyd Banks 16 15.38%
Papoose 2 1.92%
Vakill 2 1.92%
Other (Please state name in post) 8 7.69%
Voters: 104. Sorry, you cannot vote on this poll (Boxden members only)

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 10 years ago '06        #221
Knockout5 7 heat pts
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"I was Hi wit two O's jus like OHIO" - Wayne
 03-31-2008, 11:09 PM         #222
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 Cantankerous said:
Shaking to bake, shaking the Jakes
Kill you shoot the funeral up and Harlem Shake at your wake-Cam
i miss cam.
 03-31-2008, 11:15 PM         #223
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touchin my doorbell is the only way I'll put a ring on ur finger

I dont even trust myself I walk in the hotel with my rubber on

if i got a tattoo for every n*gga i lost there wont be room left
but i'll be damned if i spend my afternoon stressed
becuz all my s3x partners 5'9'' wit balloon brea$t

n*gga go and make a resume
stop wasting ur time makin records the radio'll never play

u think im on point becuz she's clockin me
i got n*ggaz in this club watchin u watchin me

and im invisible cuz u cant even see me son
but ur soft as sh*t I could shoot u with a bb gun

u only fly on holidays like christmas and easter
and the only way you'll wear yellow ice is if u p!ss in the freezer

I'm poppin so they pushin me harder
My a.ssociates got interior motives like Bush and his father

X-Rated is my type so
I keep the crib packed in, no telling where it might go
Living room, dining room, bedroom, bathroom
Upstairs, nuts smared all over your Sasoon

You ain’t even almost rich
They fu*kin yo like the models in my pr0no flicks (broke n*gga)
Therefore you can’t afford no six
So before you hop your on camera get your wardrobe fixed (haha)

Over twenty hoes that do what I say so,
f!ght ova me like them bi*ches on the Flava Flav show,

I spun the wheel of fortune got the Vanna White Challenger,
Still on the stage with the hammer like Gallager

Whateva, you could put the house on Cris,
That's why ya bi*ch wanna put her mouth on this.


Last edited by killethal; 04-01-2008 at 12:03 AM..
 03-31-2008, 11:16 PM         #224
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When the goons flip/n*ggas tend to loose sh*t/
like ur equilibrium and what u chew ur food wit
 03-31-2008, 11:17 PM         #225
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If there's more than one hoe i let em sit back and blow me
and argue over my balls like shaq and kobe
 03-31-2008, 11:23 PM         #226
$n/a | Props total:  
u cant tame lloyd
im smokin by the big screen changin the channels like im playin a gameboy

run when we startin to raid
or leave wit 12 shells in ur mouth like a carton of eggs

i hear this everyday banks dont treat me like the next chick
and by the way how many other girls are u havin s3x wit???

We're like the neptunes just different teams
we both move around wit clipse that spit sixteens

ur appetite will put a dent up in a n*ggas salary
u need to start burnin that weed to burn the calories

im atlanta where they bankhead bounce
and u can come but after u give bank's head bounce

i know ur motive homes
u mad cuz im fu*kin half ur motorola phone

 03-31-2008, 11:28 PM         #227
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Slidin From The Stash Box To Conceal Extortion
And A Good Silencer To Make It Sound Like The Wheel Of Fortune
All This Careless Talkin Cause Im Travelin And Flossin
I'm havin A Good Time And she's Havin An Abortion
You a Sucker For Love Gettin Married And Divorced Than
You Cant Even Afford The Batteries For Ur Walkman
Man Im Out The Hood Burnin Cali Weed On Slauson When Set Trip Can Turn To Tragedys And Coffins

Im Still Breathin Even Though My Dollars Are Green
I Rap For The Kids Thats To Poor To Waste Eggs On Halloween
While Im Gettin Swallowed Clean

Breathin Through Gas I Can Let The Tech Pound Ur Ego
Lock You In The Closet With The Westnile Mosquito

 03-31-2008, 11:32 PM         #228
$n/a | Props total:  
I said i'd never sweat her, well i guess i lied
she suck the ghost outta a n*gga and im petrified

you can book em short notice, ima sell out in the night
the car wont get me there, but the helicopter might

one n*gga started, a couple n*ggas followed
now they all cant eat like the Next Top Model

i bring all the toys out let the clip go sh*t
the whip so new even the bird sh*t dont stick

im like royalty a muthafu*kin king
when i move she move, like a puppet on a string
50 karats on the bracelet a couple on the ring
my treasure chest is a mess, a bucket full of bling

im the P cut boy i tuck em in the whole piece
you mutherfu*kas is lucky i dont wear gold teeth

 03-31-2008, 11:36 PM         #229
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My Piece caught the eye of ur bimbo
cuz it looks like the view of my city out an airplane window

I ain't the iciest n*gga livin' but I'm a few stones closer
Hoppin' out my blue foam Rover
Feed my pit flock down on the two tone sofa
Decock my two tone toaster

My hands on your lady and
The only reason I ain't go to SummerJam is cause I'm banned from the stadium
Ten room mansion my lands a paladium
Creep in my yard its a can in your cranium
I'm famous and still ridin' around with a trigger
I'm a certified, bonafide entrepen*gga

I can get a whip a week
And my momma ain't gotta lift her feet
She in the Jeep with a Swisha Sweet
I'm on the beach with a stripper freak
After the weed and the liqour meet
She will be lickin' me
And I don't trip won't freeze her with Tiffany
So if shes iced out its some gees she ain't get from me

 03-31-2008, 11:40 PM         #230
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America welcome to the land of the brave
America welcome to the land of the slaves
where to do anything for money the consequences is the cage
follow the path of a dummy hop a fence into their grave
you can either live to regret or benefit from your ways
the enemies get what they deserve the innocent get the strays
everything aint all gravy baby n*ggas are subject to change
and it gotta be the paper cause n*ggas is acting strange
I wake up to (momma missing? ) head throbbing heart full of rage
Urine dirty from haze as strong as thirty grenades
when it comes to ammunition its thirty thirties and K's
and them treys hold me down like that du-rag that's on your waves
America welcome to the land where they k!ll
America welcome to the land where they steal
where n*ggas will call your bluff till you let them know sh*t is real
where material sh*t will make bi*ches head over heals
where drama appeals to most of the kids so they watch
where they shoot at cops and most little n*ggas don't know they pops
where peer pressure comes on you smoke weed get bent to be cool
where the girls loose there virginity in elementary school
where the ambulances are late club floors get left with stains
over step on sneakers and "n*gga what set you claim"
where n*ggas are ghetto fabulous billings and nice whips
where cops will fu*k you up with flash lights and night sticks
America welcome to the land where they frame you
America welcome to the land where they hang you
where it doesn't pay to live with out sin or be an angel
and a regular day of just chillen a bullet can rearrange you
where n*ggas will back stab you the first time they get the chance to
the envious ways of a coward will do nothing but amp you
I'm from South Side Jamaica where comics and stars are born
where you can wake up in the morning and your brand new car is gone
where n*ggas that you grew up with is speeding and smoking crack
play Russian roulette with their dreams and there is no way to get them back
where the hood rats will surround you, the constant trade on the stack
its kind of hard to keep your cool when there is constant hate on your back

alrite he's officially my favorite rapper again i forgot about all this sh*t real talk aint nobody seeing this n*gga
 03-31-2008, 11:45 PM         #231
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not a punchline but funny as hell

When I ride in my ride I don't listen to the radio
cause n*ggas bit that same ole same ole lazy flow
ever since T.I., everybody sampled Jay-Z flow
like swell, aw hell, he might as well direct a video
and when you go to pose you might as well yell "HOV"
borrow some his clothes and borrow some his flows
- Bishop Lamont "First They Love You"

Lemme take you n*iggas to school
you can't say it to me cause I say it to you
it's an unwritten law it don't make you cool
so just enjoy Eminem and don't p!ss in the pool (meanin')
don't wear out your welcome
if anybody still don't get it I'll be happy to help'em (help'em what)
get the fu*k out of here
you can tan all you want but try for 400 years
- Bishop Lamont "N*gger"

You got rims on yo truck? Man I got rims in my skates!

You think it's all practical jokes and big bloopers,
but I smack bi*ches wit no t*tties that work at Hooters

- Ludacris "Word of Mouf Freestyle"

I got big balls, I'ma Sac King like Chris Webber

I got a wheel of fortune cuz I flip O's like Vanna White
- Ludacris "Cry Babies (Oh No)"
 03-31-2008, 11:47 PM         #232
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Everyday i gotta new chick
and when im done wit her it'll look like she dived head first into cool whip

You could either get bucked or get ya jumped
The only tigger you touch is on a gas pump

I ain't loud around a snitch (nah)
I don't crowd around a btich (nah)
The jumpsuit match wit the Carolina kicks
I been sick since n*ggaz was on Harlod Miner d*ck
I could call up a chick and put a child around her lips (WOO)

I got my own personal slave she really got a curfew
Cook and clean for the kid like silly in color purple

 04-01-2008, 12:18 AM         #233
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Cars I 23 'em and armor all the tires up,
And keep a long line of hoes like fire trucks

Aye you're either a full blown sicko, senile or stupid,
To run up on me with the blicky and don't use it

I'm the reason your dough goin' thin,
Cause ya'll in the way, when I see n*gga's I see bowlin' pins

And I stack cause I'm after the bread,
I got a G for every bump on your face and every nap on your head

What I'm doin'? Nothin', chillin' at the Holiday Inn,
With a bottle of Jin, and the model's a 10,
I ain't worried about the kid's ma' swallowin' them,
Another victim to my motto again,
You're fallin' off, and I will not follow a trend,
Go call your boss, I put a hot hollow in him,
I never lost, I'm cooler then Chicago's wind,
Butter's soft in the Benz and the 9 hold 10,

Aye, you talk like you're rich but really ain't got a home,
and been in everybodies video but your own

You ain't nothin' but a duplicate followin' the ruler,
Chain, watch, and ring, you borrowed from the jeweler
You had to see the dame, she swallowed before I knew her,
Don't trip that'll get ya hit hard in your madolah,
I ain't really for the talk, n*gga argue with the rugger,
Have yourself a drink pour a bottle with budda,
I'm the last one to run, the first one to come,
sh*t your boy smooth as the verse when I'm done,
they used to say I wouldn't amount to nothin',
Even my momma ain't know she had a star since the oven, cousin',
You gotta love him the kid's gettin' his dollars man,
I've been a part of God's plan since the sonogram

You take one of mine your whole family get to run,
I ain't Diesel, but they scarred of me with a gun, I'm the one

I take rolls of those and sit 'em in a chain,
some rose and froze, they bitter and ashamed,
Come on, I ain't your regular n*gga in the game, I'm on,
I'm a pimp soldier, mid rover, pants off my, hat tilt over,
The same in the winter, blade under the skully,
I'm hotter then the phone booth outside of the deli,

Banks ain't the n*gga to fool with, I'll have 'em outlinin' ya,
With the blue sh*t from the pool stick,
You thinkin' about clappin' me you better,
I catch ya and cut ya, your scar will look like a japanese letter
Listen to my sh*t, your raps will be better,

I got my hand on that fith when I'm rollin' slow,
cause I stand out like sh*t in the snow ya know

Spend your money on me, I make the song hott,
The crime rise and your baby momma's draws drop,

I'm feelin' like I'm gonna lose my cool, sooner or later,
all over a hater, ain't no man more important then paper

 04-01-2008, 12:56 AM         #234
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hes a perpetrator, i hurt the hater
do something real dumb now i hope its worth it later
this aint my worst behavior
this is free and every verse is paper

I got two Ninas One shot gun
The other ones by the p*nis
Only balls come between us

All money ain't good money but I want it
You can give me a blood diamond with blood on it
I'll wipe the blood off it
Clean it and cut it 'till it shine then floss it
 04-01-2008, 11:58 AM         #235
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run up on timbaland and missy E with the pound
like you, gimme the cash you put the hot dog down

how to rob - 50 cent

the way he delivers it is funny as hell..
 10 years ago '06        #236
DrunkenBoxer 6 heat pts
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$1,487 | Props total: 6 6
 worldrecords said:
"got two chicks f!ghting over my balls like shaq and kobe"
Hahahaha who said that?
 10 years ago '06        #237
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 DrunkenBoxer said:
Hahahaha who said that?
 10 years ago '05        #238
Mc PushA 37 heat pts37
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to bad banks stop throwin punches atleast no new ones that I heard

''A prick watch The whole Party will be pissed, when I buy the bar and only leave water on the list ''

jr writer
 04-01-2008, 01:17 PM         #239
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when i go out ima go out shootin' i dont mean wen i die i mean wen i go out to the club stupid eminem-remember me
 10 years ago '04        #240
meelmuis 5 heat pts
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$1,906 | Props total: 498 498
"How we going out to eat i thought you aint swallow"

Joe Budden


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