Gisele Bundchen running around naked if NY wins

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 10 years ago '05        #1
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katalist 229 heat pts229
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Gisele Bundchen running around nekkid if NY wins
 

 


FOXBOROUGH, Mass. (Sportsman's Daily Wire Service) -- Winning isn't everything, particularly if losing means you get to glimpse Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen striding nekkid down the Great White Way. A trip to the Super Bowl has suddenly presented the Patriots with an unexpected dilemma: a choice between a perfect record and beholding the perfect body, unclad and in motion.

In the aftermath of their 21-12 victory over the San Diego Chargers, Tom Brady's celebrated girlfriend startled onlookers by promising to run nekkid down Broadway in the unlikely event the Patriots lose to the Arizona-bound N.Y. Giants -- unlikely until the very moment she parted her full lips and made the surprise announcement.

"Never in a million years did I think I'd have a problem motivating a team heading into the Super Bowl," said Patriots coach Bill Belichick. "Gisele opens her big mouth and look at 'em -- half the guys are staring into space, the others are leering like they've just stumbled onto their uncle's private pr0n stash. And who can blame them -- that's one fine specimen. But this is a completely new wrinkle ... though wrinkle is probably the wrong word, as I've seen Gisele in a thong, and trust me, that butt's tighter than a fine-tuned snare drum."

Most of the players interviewed refuse to let the indelible image of Gisele Bundchen gamboling gazelle-like though the streets -- if a gazelle were 5-11 with perfect brea$ts and generated enough heat to thaw 30 square miles of permafrost -- to become a distraction.

"To be perfectly honest, she's been a distraction the moment we saw pics of her on the beach with T.B. in the offseason," said linebacker Mike Vrabel. "Those legs, that butt, those lips. Thankfully we've got football to release the s3xual tension. Bringing an erection onto the field is never a good idea, particularly for a linebacker who relies on lateral pursuit to be effective."

When she learned of the players' reaction to her provocative remark, Bundchen immediately tried walking it back.

"It was a mistake and I'm sorry I said it. I don't know what I could have been thinking -- Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It'd take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the nekkid Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, d*ck and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How 'bout I simply flashed my brea$ts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day ... will that work?"

Not for Tedy Bruschi it won't.

"To me, a perfect season is winning the Superbowl AND getting to see Gisele nekkid. So no matter how you slice it, a perfect season is no longer possible. We win, we have to live with the thought of Gisele's legs wrapped around Tom's neck, rolling around on some beach somewhere. And if we lose, everything we've accomplished is out the window. I wonder if Gisele has a sister*. What's the temperature in Rio this time of year?"




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58 comments for "Gisele Bundchen running around naked if NY wins"

 10 years ago '06        #3
ehizzy3 2 heat pts
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damn i got even more incentive to root for giants now
 10 years ago '04        #4
Venom 29 heat pts29
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she's a giants fan
 10 years ago '05        #5
katalist 229 heat pts229 OP
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^^
 10 years ago '04        #6
CTre 22 heat pts22
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she aint got no a.ss!!!
 10 years ago '06        #7
lmnop 122 heat pts122
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 02-03-2008, 04:25 AM         #8
texasplayboy_23 
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 CTre said:
she aint got no a.ss!!!
 02-03-2008, 06:10 AM         #9
Travalicious 
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Adriana Lima is so much hotter (girl on the far left in the pic of the 3 of them) Giselles face doesn't really do much for me, don't get me wrong, I'd still smash, but yeh, Adriana got that whole, I look innocent but I fuk like crazy look........I like that look.
 02-03-2008, 06:20 AM         #10
Jepprey 
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I guess I dont have to bet on the giants... Becuase if they win, we all win!!
 02-03-2008, 06:21 AM         #11
Jepprey 
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ps. Allessandra Ambrosio is the best victoria secret model..

adriana lima a close second.
 02-03-2008, 07:28 AM         #12
Mr. 2-85 
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 CTre said:
she aint got no a.ss!!!
co-sign...just tell the bi*ch to run around topless
 10 years ago '06        #13
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Damn, that bi*ch look brolic.
 10 years ago '04        #14
AnthonyCruz 1 heat pts
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bi*ch looks aiight.

Who is the girl Tom Brady knocked up? her?
 02-03-2008, 08:57 AM         #15
Travalicious 
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 Jepprey said:
ps. Allessandra Ambrosio is the best victoria secret model..

adriana lima a close second.
Yeah I just got it the other way around :applause:
 10 years ago '06        #16
youngral 
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I still cant believe I want the Giants to win

Go Giants
 10 years ago '05        #17
HOLLA BACK 
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Everything is a 10 from the waist up....
 10 years ago '04        #18
BrBHZ 8 heat pts
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@ that bruschi quote
 10 years ago '06        #19
Rique 60 heat pts60
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Go Giants. I don't wanna see her nekkid tho she aint got no a.ss at all
 10 years ago '07        #20
TH35 103 heat pts103
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 Travalicious said:
Adriana Lima is so much hotter (girl on the far left in the pic of the 3 of them) Giselles face doesn't really do much for me, don't get me wrong, I'd still smash, but yeh, Adriana got that whole, I look innocent but I fuk like crazy look........I like that look.
i was about to say that too ... adriana lima is s3xy as hell
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