Dec 22 - Chuck Norris sues over 'mythical facts'

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 10 years ago '04        #161
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A man once asked Chuck Norris for change for a 100 dollar bill. Chuck just simply stared at the bill with fist raised before it simply turned into 100 one dollar bills.
 12-24-2007, 04:16 PM         #162
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One day on Thanksgiving. The turkey was in the kichen when it fell. To feed his family on Thanksgiving. He went out to the backyard & k!lled a turkey, brought it back in as quick as lighting. His wife then asked, "How you get that turkey so fast". He answer with, "Nobody questions Chuck Norris".


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 12-24-2007, 05:18 PM         #163
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lmao chuck norris is a fool
 10 years ago '05        #164
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in jurrasic park the part when the dinosaur was chasing the jeep.. it was actually the jeep and dinosaur being chased by Chuck Norris!!
 10 years ago '07        #165
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 sleezy said:
in jurrasic park the part when the dinosaur was chasing the jeep.. it was actually the jeep and dinosaur being chased by Chuck Norris!!
 12-25-2007, 03:32 AM         #166
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Some people get lucky and k!ll two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once k!lled four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.


If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!


Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral


When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.


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 12-25-2007, 05:51 AM         #167
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 habib said:
Norris... says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.
goes to show that action heroes are not very smart
 12-25-2007, 10:46 AM         #168
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The Supreme Court was Sued by Chuck Norris...
 10 years ago '06        #169
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micheal vick didn't actually run the dogf!ghting ring..it was chuck norris..vick just took the fall after seeing chuck norris roundhouse 5 pitbulls in half.
 10 years ago '06        #170
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 x Tha Arkitek x said:
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Ya'll peeps is Crazy
 10 years ago '05        #171
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This is a Chuck Norris fact. It's hilarious cause I just said 'Chuck Norris'. If you disagree.... well, he just k!lled you so I guess it doesn't matter.
 10 years ago '04        #172
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 Sniper said:
jfk wasnt k!lled by a bullet. chuck norris deflected the bullet that was headed for jfk's head with a roundhouse kick, and after seeing this, jfk's head exploded out of sheer amazement

if you can see chuck norris, he can see you. if you cant see chuck norris, you're already dead

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
 10 years ago '06        #173
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jfk wasnt k!lled by a bullet. chuck norris deflected the bullet that was headed for jfk's head with a roundhouse kick, and after seeing this, jfk's head exploded out of sheer amazement
LMFAO
 10 years ago '06        #174
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 12-26-2007, 10:19 AM         #175
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Chuck Norris stares the sun down.... every day

LMFAO
 10 years ago '07        #176
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Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete not snow


Chuch norris doesnt tea bag women, he Potato Sacks them!!
 12-26-2007, 12:07 PM         #177
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you know this thread is funny...but when i was reading yall comments on chuck norris.............it reminded me of charles bronson, he was that n*gga
 12-26-2007, 04:54 PM         #178
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 habib said:
Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris has sued publisher Penguin over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

Penguin published The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human in November.

Author Ian Spector, an undergraduate at Brown University, and two websites he runs to promote the book, including , are also named in the suit.

The book capitalises on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris's tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said.

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It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said, as well as "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."

"Some of the 'facts' in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr Norris as engaged in illegal activities," the lawsuit alleges.

Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as The Delta Force and Missing in Action, says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.

"Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr Norris's name and likeness without authorisation for their own commercial profit," said the lawsuit.

The suit, filed in Manhattan federal court, seeks unspecified monetary damages for trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights.

Norris, whose real name is Carlos Ray Norris, claims in the suit he is protective of what his name is a.ssociated with. He has recently made US headlines for backing Republican presidential candidate former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee.

Norris, an author himself of fiction and non-fiction books, has been in more than 20 films. The actor was a six-time undefeated World Professional Middle Weight Karate champion who in 1997 became the first man in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system, the suit said.

A spokesman for Penguin was not immediately available for comment.


hahahahah
 10 years ago '06        #179
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Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo LOL
 10 years ago '07        #180
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 Sniper said:
jfk wasnt k!lled by a bullet. chuck norris deflected the bullet that was headed for jfk's head with a roundhouse kick, and after seeing this, jfk's head exploded out of sheer amazement
:applause:
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