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 12-23-2007, 12:37 PM         #121
StreetPoet617 
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...........i laughed out loud a thousand times at this thread......
 Rob_136 said:
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
 Unkleluc said:
Chuck saw me laughing at this thread and put me in a head lock
 thacarter8604 said:
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words a.ssemble themselves out of fear.

 m3st said:
at the end of chuck norris' movies, those aren't credits ... those are all the people he k!lled.
^^ The k!ller......
 10 years ago '04        #122
Mysonne 1 heat pts
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On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, k!lling it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.



Wtf?


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 12-23-2007, 12:48 PM         #123
bigbrooklyn 
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yesss lmaooo
 10 years ago '07        #124
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 ComeOnGuys said:
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism
 12-23-2007, 01:22 PM         #125
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John Mclain>>> Jack Bauer

btw, and i heard Chuck Norris has a 3rd fist hidden in his beard
 10 years ago '05        #126
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris
 10 years ago '05        #127
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 ComeOnGuys said:
Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.

Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism


we have a winner
 12-23-2007, 03:22 PM         #128
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Chuck norris is god!
 10 years ago '04        #129
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 x Tha Arkitek x said:
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
 12-23-2007, 04:16 PM         #130
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This is definitely the funniest thread i've been in in a long time. If i was baked right now, i'd probably be dead.

Speaks braile though dude,
 10 years ago '05        #131
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 Sammyboi22 said:
When chuck norris does a pushup. He is not pushing himself up. BUt pusing the world down.
lol. that sh*t got me laughing hard as hell.
 12-23-2007, 04:43 PM         #132
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All women live in fear of Chuck Norris , but those same women live in awe of his prick.
 12-23-2007, 04:57 PM         #133
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Guns don't k!ll people, Chuck Norris k!lls people...
 12-23-2007, 05:35 PM         #134
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When told music could never die Chuck Norris invented snap music
 12-23-2007, 06:03 PM         #135
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@ this thread
 10 years ago '04        #136
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Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his a.ss kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
 12-23-2007, 10:29 PM         #137
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Chuck Norris broke the Levees

There is no such thing as Global Warming......Chuck Norris ordered more sun

Most kids build houses using legos......When Chuck Norris was young he built The Pyramids!
 12-23-2007, 10:38 PM         #138
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 thacarter8604 said:
Chuck Norris Is The Reason That Waldo Is Hiding
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words a.ssemble themselves out of fear.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris
:applause: LMAO:applause:
 10 years ago '07        #139
Cartel-Clipz 28 heat pts28
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When Chuck Norris impregnates a woman, which is often, he decides the s3x of the baby simply by raising a blue of pink colored index card.
 10 years ago '07        #140
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 yujiro1982 said:
death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
:applause::applause:
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