Dec 22 - Chuck Norris sues over 'mythical facts'

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 12-23-2007, 01:12 AM         #81
kokaine 
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weed gets high off chuck norris

chuck norris' pisses the fountain of youth
 10 years ago '06        #82
lilRick954 
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his d*ck. No Homo.
 10 years ago '04        #83
Steve07 
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Chuck Norris deleted the recycling bin.

"Walker told me I have AIDS"
 10 years ago '05        #84
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 Hit Em' Up said:
when the boogyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for chuck norris
damn..i was gonna drop that one..good thing i looked through the thread first
 12-23-2007, 01:43 AM         #85
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 Steve07 said:
Chuck Norris deleted the recycling bin.
:hang: :hang: :hang:
 12-23-2007, 01:51 AM         #86
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 Steve07 said:
Chuck Norris deleted the recycling bin.


:applause:
 10 years ago '04        #87
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep............he waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
 10 years ago '05        #88
habib  OP
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well this exploded out of hand very quickly
 12-23-2007, 02:18 AM         #89
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Chuck Norris ehhhhh fu*k Norris
 10 years ago '05        #90
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 Dr.X said:
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
 10 years ago '05        #91
repetition 
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 stogz said:
Thanks to Chuck Norris... Trixx are no longer for kids.
 12-23-2007, 02:44 AM         #92
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Chuck Norris Doesnt Use Lotion For His Skin...He Uses Rocks.

One Of Chuck Norris's Balls Choke A Mexican Donkey.

Chuck Norris Once Punched The Atlantic Ocean...Which Created A Tsunami.

Chuck Norris Had A Bx Account...But No Go's To His Thread..Cuz Once U Go In..Two Things Will Happen...1.Chuck Norris Is Goin To Beat sh*t Outta U With His Cowboy Hat And A Snickers Bar
2.Smokey Da Capo Is In There!!!
 10 years ago '06        #93
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 m3st said:
at the end of chuck norris' movies, those aren't credits ... those are all the people he k!lled.
 12-23-2007, 02:50 AM         #94
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

Chuck Norris only masterbate's to picture's of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was originially ment to be in Street f!ghter II but all he did was round house kick and people asked him whats with the glitch, he replyed... what glitch.
 10 years ago '04        #95
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 Reddmann said:
chuck norris can divide by zero.....
Yo I cried off this sh*t. I need to find all of the Chuck Norris Mythical Facts
 10 years ago '07        #96
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haha i remember that site they also had one for vin diesel
 10 years ago '05        #97
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 inthought said:
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put it. So he tortured himself for half an hour till he gave up the location
 12-23-2007, 04:36 AM         #98
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Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

People say the truth hurts, but it hurts a hell of a lot more when it comes from Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fu*k down.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

The phrase "Made by Chuck Norris" is imprinted beneath the surface of China.


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 10 years ago '07        #99
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Wile E. Coyote hired Chuck Norris as an a.ssassin on May 21, 1980...Lets just say that The Road Runner hasn't made any appearances since May 21, 1980.

A little known fact is that Chuck Norris is actually 148 years old. The Grim Reaper attempted to take Chuck's soul back in 1903 but Chuck punched him in the face...Unexplainably, Chuck has k!lled everyone he has come in contact with since said date.

Chuck Norris' Wife isn't alive by choice...he allows her to live.


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 10 years ago '06        #100
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Chuck Norris slept through 9/11 his room was on the 73rd floor

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich

WHEN CHUCK NORRIS GOES TO GIVE BLOOD HE REFUSES THE SYRINGE AND ASKS FOR A GUN AND A BUCKET
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