Dec 22 - Chuck Norris sues over 'mythical facts'

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 12-22-2007, 09:11 PM         #61
GOODmusic_1015 
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chuck norrises calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd no one fools Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete not snow
 10 years ago '07        #62
Playa 70 heat pts70
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Mr. T once fought with the Foo f!ghters.

Chuck Norris super-saiyan fused with Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris knows Buddha.

Chuck farted on yo mama.

The e-woks created Chuck Norris in the PreCambrian era. To rival them, the Smurfs created Mr. T. To rival them, the Keebler elves created Bruce Lee. To rival them, California Raisins created Rick Roll.
 10 years ago '06        #63
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chuck norris invented life...just to take it away....
chuck norris beard cuts razzors
it wasn't Eve that made Adam bite the apple...guess who?
Chuck Norris made death brade his hair.
 10 years ago '04        #64
thegod 
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Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
 10 years ago '06        #65
Reddmann 
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chuck norris does not wash his clothes, he threatens the dirt off
 12-22-2007, 09:28 PM         #66
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chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


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 10 years ago '06        #67
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chuck norris pulled "time" over for going too fast. beat the daylight out of em so now we have daylight savings time.
 12-22-2007, 09:48 PM         #68
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that's like Jesus suing the writers of the bible.

Although we know Jesus got nothing on Chuck Norris.
 12-22-2007, 09:50 PM         #69
Tattered_Hoody 
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Chuck norris is going to come into this thread and sue each and every one of you. You watch. ;-)
 10 years ago '07        #70
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When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang.... out of fear, it does not return.

Thanks to Chuck Norris... Trixx are no longer for kids.

Chuck Norris is flattered that we all celebrate his son's birthday on December 25.

When Chuck Norris is near by, Clark Kent's alter ego is simply reffered to as "Man".

Chuck Norris' arms ARE long enough to box with god!

Guess how they came up with the name for the lethal weapon, the "Nunchuks"...
 10 years ago '04        #71
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 CenterField said:


chuck norris aint sh*t. i'd break the glass off his jaw
Chuck would k!ll you.
 12-22-2007, 10:32 PM         #72
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 Floeji said:
Chuck would k!ll you.
But first he'd make you buy a Total Gym.
 10 years ago '04        #73
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Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put it. So he tortured himself for half an hour till he gave up the location
 10 years ago '06        #74
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When playing 'Rock, Paper, Scissors', Chuck Norris always picks 'Roundhouse kick to the face.' Chuck thinks games of chance are for pussies.
 10 years ago '04        #75
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
 12-22-2007, 11:34 PM         #76
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 insert.cliche said:
When playing 'Rock, Paper, Scissors', Chuck Norris always picks 'Roundhouse kick to the face.' Chuck thinks games of chance are for pussies.
:hang: :hang: :hang:
 10 years ago '07        #77
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 x Tha Arkitek x said:
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.


Damn, every post is on point!
 10 years ago '06        #78
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 stogz said:
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang.... out of fear, it does not return.

Thanks to Chuck Norris... Trixx are no longer for kids.

Chuck Norris is flattered that we all celebrate his son's birthday on December 25.

When Chuck Norris is near by, Clark Kent's alter ego is simply reffered to as "Man".

Chuck Norris' arms ARE long enough to box with god!

Guess how they came up with the name for the lethal weapon, the "Nunchuks"...

lol, all true, but Bruce Lee kicked his a.ss
 12-23-2007, 12:07 AM         #79
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chuck norris doesn't know the curve for herpes.... but his roundhouse will wipe it off the planet
 12-23-2007, 12:10 AM         #80
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 jewelz1132 said:
LMAO@ his real name being Carlos...
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