Dec 22 - Chuck Norris sues over 'mythical facts'

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 10 years ago '04        #41
x Tha Arkitek x 59 heat pts59
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
 10 years ago '04        #42
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 jewelz1132 said:
LMAO@ his real name being Carlos...
thats what i noticed too
 10 years ago '05        #43
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I guess this has turned into add your favorite Chuck Norris Fact Lol
 12-22-2007, 08:28 PM         #44
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 Reddmann said:
chuck norris can divide by zero.....
 10 years ago '05        #45
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Chuck Norris always bites the hand that feeds him. Because to him, hands are food.
 10 years ago '07        #46
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lmao@this thread
 12-22-2007, 09:11 PM         #47
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Chuck Norris punched a woman in the v*gina when she didn't give him exact change
 12-22-2007, 09:20 PM         #48
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 ~WB~HStL~ said:
When Jay-z said he was the best rapper alive, Chuck Norris just stared at him, the next day Jay retired

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
 12-22-2007, 09:22 PM         #49
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 x Tha Arkitek x said:
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
 10 years ago '05        #50
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 ptwist said:
chuck Norris counted to infinite......twice

lmfao ..ahh man i always laugh at that one
 10 years ago '06        #51
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when the boogyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for chuck norris


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 10 years ago '06        #52
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chuck norris doesnt dodge bullets...bullets dodge chuck norris
 10 years ago '06        #53
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This is the hottest topic on Boxden lol
 12-22-2007, 09:38 PM         #54
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man real talk who cares bout chuck norris's old a.ss
 10 years ago '06        #55
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In the guiness book of records on the last page, it notes that all records have been set by chuck norris. The ones listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has every gotten
 12-22-2007, 09:43 PM         #56
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 thacarter8604 said:
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words a.ssemble themselves out of fear.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night....
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 12-22-2007, 09:44 PM         #57
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i remember when tehse first came out, chuck was cool with them, he had a note on his website, kind of dismissing them, but he was cool with them.

why the hate?
 10 years ago '04        #58
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Chuck Norris once won a staring contest, against a statue!
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 x Tha Arkitek x said:
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.


lmao
 12-22-2007, 10:08 PM         #60
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chuck norris got famous cuz he sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks(no homo) and his martial arts. he went back roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. but the devil saw it comin and now they play poker every 2nd tuesday of the month
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